Valet Accused of Joyride and Theft
A man calls Curtis, a hotel valet, accusing him of putting 100 miles on his BMW and stealing loose change. Curtis denies it, and Tommy reveals the prank was set up by coworker T.C.
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19 calls match “ride”
Wedding Hairstylist Prank
Tommy poses as a hairstylist who cancels on a bride hours before her wedding because he's fighting with his boyfriend.
Wedding in Jamaica Queens
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
Uber Hearse Prank
An Uber driver tells a passenger he'll pick him up in a hearse with a corpse in the back.
School Bus Weight Limit Prank
A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.
Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
KKK Scholarship
A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.
Booty Drop App
A man calls a woman to invite her to submit a video to a new 'Booty Drop' app, and she angrily refuses.
Divorce papers by fax
A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.
Hedonism Resort Trip
A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.
DUI with Another Woman
A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.
Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)
The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.
My Wife Is Throwing Me Out
A fake lawyer faxes divorce papers and tells Mr. Kirby that he must vacate his house within 24 hours. He suspects his wife and boss are involved until Tommy reveals the prank.
Super Bowl Cheating
A man calls claiming he met the guy's girlfriend Beverly at a sports bar during the Super Bowl and she gave him her number.
The valet stole my Lexus
After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.
Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops
A customer argues with a dry cleaner about missing belt loops on his pants and gets an English-only lecture and a threat from the owner.
Playoff Party Guest List Prank
A man keeps adding guests to a playoff party invitation, frustrating the host.
Number Twos Need Valentine's Too
A hotel concierge calls a wife to confirm her husband's Valentine's reservation for a suite, lunch, and couples massage; she realizes it's not for her.
Bringing His Wife to the Party
Poncho repeatedly confirms plans to attend Brad's playoff party, then describes a female guest matching Brad's wife's name and appearance. Brad becomes enraged when he learns the woman is supposedly having an affair with Poncho.