Uninvited Party Guest

Hello.

Hello, uh hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice over there?

Yeah, man.

We can we can use some ice over here.

Who who is this?

Hey, this is Lawrence, man.

I was trying to see uh if y'all need some ice.

What kind of beer should I bring, man?

Y'all want some beer?

Man, every everybody over here pretty much do Budweiser, man.

Who'd you say this was again?

This is Lawrence.

This Lawrence, man.

I ran it to your wife at the um the supermarket, and she was telling me y'all was you know getting together and she told me to, you know, come on through if I had some time, so I ain't want to just come through there with our nuttings.

You know what I'm saying?

I wanna I don't you know come through empty handed looking disrespectful, man.

Yeah, I feel it, man.

We just we pretty much over here just kicking and watching the game, man.

You can, you know, some beer, some ice, that'll be good, bruh.

Okay, okay, okay, cool, man.

Well listen, um I mean how many people y'all gonna have?

I wanna make sure I bring enough stuff.

Yeah, but who who do you I can't I can't really hear man, who'd you say this was again though?

My name is Lawrence, man.

My name is Laurie.

I went to uh I went to school with Glenda.

Oh, okay.

You went to see you went to school with Glenda, okay.

Lawrence, huh?

Yeah, yeah, we went we went to school together, so you know, we we I ain't seen her like man, I swear it's been like fifteen, twenty years, you know what I mean.

Ironically, you know, I just got back to town, you know, two weeks ago and and to r you know, run into a classmate, I was like, wow.

But but you know, I uh she invited me out, man.

I ain't been nowhere since I got here, so you know, it it's cool just to get out a little bit.

So, you know, you say Budwise and I bring some ice, man.

So yeah, we good.

We good.

So I'm just gonna bring a couple cases.

That's cool.

Yeah, man, that's that's cool.

But you you say Glenda, which y'all did y'all y'all went to high school or college, uh what and where'd you where'd you meet her at?

No, no, no.

Me and me and Glenda went to high school together, dog.

Oh, y'all went to high school together.

Yeah, that's back in the day, you know what I'm saying?

Okay, you say what'd you say?

You said your name, Lawrence.

Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence, yeah.

We went to high school together, man.

That was uh, you know, that man, Glenda still look good, dog.

That's how long y'all been married?

We've been married for about sixteen years, man.

Wow.

Wow, wow.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

You did good, man.

I I I I hate I messed it up, you know what I mean?

But you know, it's it's neither here nor there, man.

But it's just ironic that I ran into her, man, so I just appreciated the invite.

I saw I saw Glenda, man.

Yo, yo, yo, your girl looking good, man.

I ain't seen her in a long time.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yo, man.

What do you let's back up a minute, man.

What what you mean you you hate you messed that up?

She m what you mean by that?

Well, no, that d no, okay, okay, my bad, dawg.

I'm I'm thinking you familiar with my name.

No, um, see, Glenda was um Glenda was my high school sweetheart.

You know, we dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade, man.

We went to prom together.

Right.

Look, all right, man.

I see.

Um you know what, man, I d I'm I I'm gonna I'm gonna let me see.

I don't know.

I don't know what Glinda w what she meant by by telling you she you could come through the crib, bruh, but you you can't come through my house, dog.

I mean, I didn't I done had mine back in the day and and and she might have had hers, bruh, but you you can't come over my house, dog.

Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold up, man.

Nah, Glinda then invited me.

And I'm coming.

I don't I don't know what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm coming to the house.

You ain't you ain't coming to my house, dog.

Hey dog, listen to me, man.

I'm not finna sit here and go back and forth with you.

I done ran into Glenda in the stove.

Glenda says she, you know, it was good to see me, you know, come through tonight.

I say, cool.

You know, and she gave me the number on asking you what else I should, you know, what else I should get.

You know, so I'm I'm calling you saying, hey man, you want some ice and some beer?

I'ma roll through, man.

It's just a party, dog.

You insecure?

What's what's up?

No, I ain't no f insecure.

Listen to me, dog.

I'm I'm I'm gonna go and get Glinda.

All right, and and this d cause you right here don't make sense to me, dog.

What you mean Glenda invited you to the house?

And I'm telling you right now, you ain't coming to my house, bruh.

If you come to my house, you're gonna get up.

Hold on, hold on.

So what you what you threatening me now, dog?

That's what you do?

Who who is you, dog?

I'm her first.

That's who I am.

I wanna do first.

I'm her first.

I'm the one she really remember.

What you mean you you don't want she really remembered?

I'm her first, dog.

See, man, I I look, man.

I I s like I said, you bring your pup over to my house, and it's gonna be about 20 away none.

All right, all my boys over here, we kicking it.

All right, you bring your over here, you won't leave.

I promise you that.

I tell you what, man, I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me, and I'm showing up.

And if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog?

It's all in popping.

One thing I ain't forgot is my first love.

And my first love been invited me to the house.

Man, I can't I can't even deal with this right here, bro.

I'm gonna tell you.

You know, you you obviously you don't spoke to Glinda.

You know where the f I live, I you show your f up.

I want you to come on.

I want you to come on over and you show up.

Like I said, you show up and your ain't going on.

I promise you that, bruh.

It's whatever then, man.

It's whatever.

Hey, bruh, look, look, man.

Me and my boys over here, we just waiting on it.

We just waiting on it.

All you gotta do is is make the move, bruh.