Victoria's Secret Size Prank

Hello?

Hello, I'll try to reach Darren.

Yeah, w what's up?

Hey Darren, man.

What's going on, bro?

This uh uh my name is Chris, man.

I work with um I work with your wife, Sharon.

I think I I think I may have seen you at one of the um one of the gatherings before, man, like a uh happy hour we had after work or something.

I I don't know if you remember me or not.

No, I don't remember you.

Okay.

Okay, okay, cool.

Hey, listen, man, I know Sharon's birthday is coming up.

So I wanted to uh if you didn't mind, I hope you don't mind me calling.

I wanted to reach out and see if you were uh, you know, what you were getting for a birthday.

I uh we I wanted to make sure, you know, we were gonna pitch in and get us something at the job.

We wanna make sure, you know, we didn't get, you know, you know, what you may have be uh gonna get her.

You know what I'm saying?

Kinda like something like a grab bag or something like that.

Uh no, I wasn't gonna hit her with no grab bag.

I was just, you know, like I said, we was gonna get something.

We know we haven't really put our put our uh uh all the thoughts to it or what we was gonna get yet.

But I want I personally want to see what you was getting.

That way we don't you know do

she likes money, man.

You can, you know, uh give us some give her some cash or you know, Starbucks card or uh something for McDonald's, something, you know, and it don't have to be too big.

She she she don't uh you don't have to, you know, she she's not that materialistic.

Okay, okay.

Well

let me ask you this though, D.

Um, do you uh know what her size is?

Do I know what her size is?

Yeah, like clothing, you know.

Do you know what size she wear?

Uh Yeah, I know what size she's my she's my wife, man.

What w what I think this is kind of like get I'm getting a little bit uncomfortable with this, man.

What's that?

Well what do you do you think uh you know I don't mean to make y'all comfortable, bro.

Let me ask you this here.

Do you think she she'll like uh do she like stuff from Victoria's Secret?

Whoa, hold up, man.

Stop right there.

What the f you talking about?

Well, no, I was I like I say, I I wasn't gonna go.

Hey, what's your name again, man?

My name's Chris.

Like I like I said earlier, my name's Chris.

I only been there six months.

You know, but like I said, I think I saw you at one of the happy hours.

I I saw maybe you just don't remember who I am though.

No, no, no, man.

But you way out of line talking this sh about a size and I I'm not comfortable with this at all, man.

You know, Okay, okay.

You way out you way out of line.

Right, but but what she what she didn't answer my question was what do you think she liked Victoria's Secret?

I ain't gonna answer your

question.

What the f you talking about?

Okay, okay, what's what's what's but what's the language, brother?

What's what's wrong?

We brothers, you know.

We ain't we we ain't no brothers.

You a fool.

What do you get off asking me about my wife's clothes?

Oh oh okay.

Okay, all right.

I don't know if you want to talk with her.

Okay, what?

Uh all I'm saying is if do you think she gonna like the Victoria's Secret?

I don't give a Hey man, shut the f up with that.

Do you know l how long we been together?

I know this woman since high school.

Don't come to me with that.

Okay.

So I was just trying to get a uh What what what what time do you guys get off?

I'm coming up.

I'll leave the I'll leave the I'll leave the office at five thirty, but I was gonna leave early.

I'll be right I hey, we can talk about this face to face.

Hey, hey, listen.

I'm trying Listen, what?

I ain't gotta listen to this sh.

I'm trying to get Cher a Pantyum bra set, man.

Okay.

Hey, you ain't buying my wife's sh and she wouldn't even accept it anyway.

Okay.

Hey man, how how how you get this number?

How you get this number?

I know she didn't give you this.

Let me tell you how, I got it from your wife Sharon, because guess who I am?

I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin show.

Sharon got me to prank phone call you.

What?

This is nephew Tommy, brother.

Man, this is some bullshit.

This is some real bull.

This is some straight up bull sh.

Hey man, you ain't white, man.

You know, you need to stop f with people.

You know, because you might get you might somebody might be waiting for you after work one day, man.

That's totally wrong.

You ever heard of karma?

I heard of it.

Somebody's gonna play a prank on your ass one day.

Your uncle is right.

Somebody's gonna whoop your ass in just a matter of time.

Oh man.

All right, all right, there.

Before I get my ass whooped, will you please tell the people what is the baddest radio show in the land?

The f Steve Harvey show.

Let's go, Capdog.