Voting for Obama

It is the election time.

It is a time that black people are really feeling ourselves right now.

We coming into our own.

The last thing you can do is call somebody.

As if you are rednecked, which is what I did.

I called a truck driver in that redneck box.

And I asked.

I want to know exactly who you voting for.

This is what this brother had to say to me.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach an Ernest New Eile.

What is that?

Mr.

Ernest E'Rile, I'm with

American Survey.

And what we're doing is we're calling around to different households about the whole um presidential race, but right now we're focusing on calling uh well, we're focusing on calling uh.

We're focusing on calling black people.

Black people.

Yeah, well, I mean, it's just something that we're doing, and we want to try and figure out exactly who you people are voting for, because that's important right now.

I don't think it's none of your damn business who I'm voting for.

Well, we want to know exactly which way the votes are gonna be going here in the in the whole running of the presidential race.

So we're just trying to figure out who you're voting for.

Well, first of all, it really isn't no concern about who I'm voting for, but we all vote for we getting y'all people out of there, I tell you that much.

I'm tired.

I'm tired of this bullshit.

You can put that on your damn survey.

I'm tired of eating goddamn goddamn saudes, goddamn Vienna Sergeant.

We finna change this shit around.

Sir, what if y'all must know?

I'm voting for Obama.

Well are you voting for him just because he's black, though?

Is that what you're doing?

You goddamn right.

Well, that that doesn't mean you sat back to see if he qualifies, sir.

That's why that's why we're calling.

Well I tell you what, even if we are going about it wrong, that's how we gon' do it.

You know what I'm saying?

Y'all had bullshit now you had it's time to fuck things up.

So get what?

We finna change this shit around.

You know what I'm saying?

Y'all been there too goddamn long, we're gonna paint the white house black.

No, you n no one thing you're not gonna do is paint the White House black.

It's been white from day one, and you're not gonna change that.

Matter of fact, I wanna tell you this.

Don't y'all show up at none of them posts, or it's gonna be some problems if you do, if you show up trying to vote.

Hey man, how you gonna tell nobody who to show up, man?

You got some goddamn nerves to be telling somebody who to show up and when to goddamn show up.

And anyway, you ain't got no business calling me on my goddamn phone anyway.

How you get my goddamn number anyway?

I don't know what I'm saying.

But get what?

Huh?

That shit ain't finna happen in OA, baby.

It's Bobama, oh eight.

So y'all might always just get ready for it.

All that bullshit y'all been doing, that shit been getting cut out.

And all that calling motherfuckers on the phone, trying to scare motherfuckers.

I like that bullshit.

Yeah, because I'm just ready to get dead off in somebody's ass.

I wish somebody would be at the poll telling me who to post vote for, who I can't vote for.

We're gonna show y'all motherfuckers what time.

We're gonna have people at them polls and we're gonna stop y'all from voting if you don't tell us ahead of time what you doing and who you're voting for and why you're voting for 'em.

Man, you got some nails.

I mean, how do you get my goddamn number, man?

I'm serious, man.

I'm at work.

I'm trying to work, and I'm gonna be arguing with you on the phone with some bullshit.

This is a survey.

We are randomly calling black people, and we have the right to do that.

Okay, I understand it's a survey, but you need to you need to watch how you talk to people, man.

You can't just be calling people with that bullshit like that.

You don't you don't come calling somebody on the phone and talking to them like like you ain't got no goddamn sense.

You need to talk to me like you got some sense.

You talk to me with bullshit, I'm gonna talk to you with bullshit.

And I tell you that's exactly what it's gonna be if you show up at them polls trying to vote.

What?

I tell you what, man, I'm gonna make sure I show up and I'm gonna vote for everybody or any I want to vote for.

Anybody on the gallery that's black, that's what I'm voting for.

You know what?

Because y'all had y'all time.

You know what I'm saying?

Y'all talking about it's a goddamn recession.

It's a goddamn depression.

You know what I'm saying?

Y'all got gas and shit high as it is now.

A motherfucker can't even hear.

I pay more in gas than I do goddamn child support.

Let me tell you something.

You're lucky we gave you the right to vote.

You gave me the goddamn right.

Now y'all motherfuckers say.

You know what I'm saying?

That's some bullshit.

You ain't giving me shit.

I earned my people earn the right to vote.

And you got some goddamn nerd calling somebody on their phone with this bullshit.

Don't you got something else better to do?

You need to go call somebody who wants to callin'.

Because you go y'all gonna stop fucking with black folk, and we ain't gonna hear that bullshit.

We don't want to hear it.

You know what I'm saying?

That's some bullshit, man.

You go ahead and you send word to the rest of them people of yours that we better not catch them up.

Man, who the fuck are you, man?

Who these are the people of mine?

They wrong the goddamn world today.

Too many motherfuckers like you.

This motherfucker you not say, I can vote and do whatever the fuck I want to do.

You know what I'm saying?

I can do whatever the fuck I want to do.

You you listen to me.

You gotta go in that pole thing and you're gonna vote for McKay.

Man, I ain't gonna I'll vote for whoever the fuck I want to vote for, cuz.

You know what I'm saying?

That's some bullshit, man.

You need to start calling my goddamn phone.

I'm running my goddamn business of fucking with you.

I'm on a goddamn cricket phone and shit, and I I'm running my goddamn minute's out fucking with you.

You need to start calling me and don't call my goddamn number again.

That's bullshit.

And I'll vote whoever the fuck I want to vote for, and you can tell them other redneck motherfuckers to kiss my motherfucking black ass.

Cause guess what?

We gonna be in that motherfucker.

I tell you that much.

Fuck you.

Man, why in the fuck you still calling me?

Then I tell you don't call my goddamn phone, man.

I mean, I'm doing a survey.

I don't give a fuck.

I told you, man, stop calling my goddamn phone, man.

I'm voting.

We all voting.

Matter of fact, we have a goddamn barbecue.

Trying to everybody else to vote.

We votin', all of us voting.

Oh hey, motherfucker who don't even know how to spell vote voting.

You know what I'm saying?

So stop calling my goddamn phone.

We're doing a survey and you're gonna answer these questions I got for you.

I asked you to stop calling my goddamn phone.

And I asked you not to show up at them polls and vote.

I'm voting for my brother.

His ass in jail, I'm voting for that motherfucker too.

Like I told you, everybody that I know that don't even know how to spell vote.

We gon' vote.

He might be smart and all, but that young fella can't run this country like we can.

Yeah, the goddamn gas was a goddamn dollar fifty.

You know what I'm saying?

But y'all, with Bush got his motherfucking ass in there and shit, he done fuck things up.

Yeah, gas went up a bit.

And then then you wanna throw Bush up in my face.

We know what it takes to run this country.

I know we've gone through some ter uh a few few glitches here and there, but it ain't been that bad.

Y'all got motherfuckers over there over there that saying over there fight like a motherfucker for some bullshit.

Yeah, okay.

We went to war without a plan.

Y'all don't fuck with them goddamn China loaded up because you know they don't play that motherfucking shit.

They got technology loaded, all them motherfuckers got to do is just wink they motherfucking eye.

They can fuck this whole motherfucker up.

Y'all ain't fucking with them.

Yeah.

Fuck y'all.

Yeah.

We we we're not afraid of anybody, and you better be afraid to come to them poles.

You hear me?

Man, I ain't worried about your motherfucking ass and nobody else that you fucking with.

You listen to me.

I got one more thing that I need to say to you.

Are you listening to me?

Man, fuck you.

I don't listen to you.

Fuck you.

I done listened to your motherfucking ass enough.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your boy Sylvie Jones.

Who man?

Subir Johnson.

He put me up to it, big dog.

God damn, man.

Shit.

Man, you got you, kid, man.

I hope y'all don't ask this man.

Ernest.

God damn, man.

Man, I'm about to pull this goddamn Truck on Bobby Rand on some goddamn body.

You all right, Ernest?

Man, that's cold, man.

Don't tell my dad got ganked.

Lord.

Hey, look, one thing I do though, one thing I do know.

I know you voting.

I know that.

You goddamn right.

A shit chance, you goddamn right.

I'm voting.

I'm gonna go down who call me.

Oh, Bush can call me if you want.

I'm still voting.

Shit, fuck him.

Okay.

I gotta ask you one more thing, dog.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

This is a C Harvey Morning show off the motherfucking change.