Tell me who you're voting for

It is the election time.

This is a time that black people are really feeling ourself right now. We coming into our own.

The last thing you can do is call somebody as if you are redneck, which is what I did.

I called a truck driver in that redneck bus, and I asked him,

I want to know exactly who you're voting for.

This is what this brother had to say to me.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Ernest Uriah.

Mr. Uriah, who is this?

Yeah, well, I mean, it's just something that we're doing, and we want to try and figure out exactly who you people are voting for, because that's important right now.

Well, we want to know exactly which way the votes are going to be going here in the in the whole running of the presidential race

So we're just trying to figure out who you're voting for

We're getting y'all people out of that thing that much cuz I'm tired I'm tired of this bullshit you can put that on your

Got down the other side. We've been a change this year around sir

No, I'm both Obama. Well, that's right. Are you voting for him just because he's black? No, is that what you're doing?

You got there, right? Well that that doesn't mean you sat back to see if he qualifies sir

That's why that's why we're calling y'all because we think you're going about this whole thing wrong

I tell you what, even if we are going about it wrong, that's how we don't do it

Yeah, it's time to fuck things up.

So, get what?

We finna change this shit around.

You know what I'm saying?

Y'all been there too goddamn long.

We gonna paint the White House black.

No, one thing you're not gonna do is paint the White House black.

It's been white from day one, and you're not gonna change that.

Matter of fact, I wanna tell you this.

Don't y'all show up at none of them polls, or it's gonna be some problems if you do,

if you show up trying to vote.

Hey, man, how you gonna tell them about who to show up, man?

You got some goddamn nerve to be telling somebody who to show up and when to goddamn show up.

Call me on my goddamn phone. Anyway, how'd you get my guy down on me? Anyway, I don't

Know y'all. Thank y'all rush here. But yeah, what that shit ain't gonna happen in a way, baby

It's both on my own way

So y'all might as they get ready for it all it bullshit

I've been doing that shit been getting cut out and all that calling motherfuckers on the phone trying to scare my book

I like that bullshit. Yep. I'm just ready to get dead off of somebody

I'll show y'all motherfuckers what time it is.

We're going to have people at them polls,

and we're going to stop y'all from voting

if you don't tell us ahead of time what you're doing

and who you're voting for and why you're voting for them.

Man, you got some nerve with it.

I mean, how did you get my goddamn number, man?

I'm serious, man. I'm at work.

I'm trying to work, and I'm going to be arguing with you on the phone with some bullshit.

This is a survey.

We are randomly calling black people, and we have the right to do that.

Okay, I understand it's a survey, but you need to watch how you talk to people, man.

With that bullshit like that, you know, you don't come calling somebody on the phone and talking to him

Like like you ain't got no goddamn sense. You need to talk to me like you got some sense

You talk to me with bullshit. I'm gonna talk to you with bullshit

And I tell you that's exactly what it's gonna be if you show up at them polls trying to vote

Well, I tell you what man, I'ma make sure I show up and I'ma vote for everybody or anybody I wanna vote for

Anybody on the ballot that's black, that's who I'm voting for

You know what, y'all had y'all time, you know what I'm saying, y'all talking about

I

Let me tell you something you're lucky we gave you the right to vote

Bullshit, we don't want to hear you don't say that some bullshit man

You go ahead and you send word to the rest of them people of yours that we better not catch

Like you this is my fucking United States on my fucking man, I can vote and do what the fuck I want to do

You listen to me you're gonna go in that poll thing and you're gonna vote for me

Where the fuck I want to vote for, cuz?

You know what I'm saying?

That's some bullshit, man.

You need to stop calling my goddamn phone.

I'm running my goddamn business off fucking with two.

I'm on a goddamn cricket phone and shit, and I'm running my goddamn business off fucking with two.

You need to stop calling me, and don't call my goddamn number again.

That's bullshit.

And I vote where the fuck I want to vote for, and you can tell them other redneck motherfuckers to kiss my motherfucking black ass.

Because guess what?

We're going to be in there, motherfucker.

I tell you that much.

Fuck you.

Man, why in the fuck you still calling me?

Did I tell you don't call my goddamn phone, man?

I'm doing a survey.

Man, I don't give a fuck.

I told you, man, stop calling my goddamn phone, man.

I'm voting.

We all voting.

Matter of fact, we having a goddamn barbecue.

Trying to get everybody else to vote.

We voting.

All of us voting.

All of us motherfuckers who don't even know how to spell vote voting.

You know what I'm saying?

So stop calling my goddamn phone.

I asked you not to show up at them polls and vote, too.

He might be smart and all, but that young fella can't run this country like we can.

Yeah, the goddamn gas was a goddamn dollar fifty.

You know what I'm saying?

But y'all, Bush got his motherfucking ass in there and shit.

He done fucked things up.

Yeah, gas went up a bit.

Throw Bush up in my face. We know what it takes to run this country

I know we've gone through some terror a few a few glitches here and there but it ain't been that bad

Yeah, okay we went to war without a plan

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not afraid of anybody and you better be afraid to come to them poles you hear me

You listen to me I got one more thing that I need to say to you are you listening to me

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show you just got pranked by your boy

He put me up to a big dog

One thing I do know I know you voting. I know that

Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing though, what is the baddest radio show in the lane?