Wife Correctional Services

Hello.

Hello, I am trying to reach uh George Please.

Who is this?

My name is Marcus F with WCS.

Um call and see if we can actually try to uh lend you our services.

We understand that you're having a few problems and want to see if uh maybe WCS can bring um a better life to you and you can have uh uh uh an exciting life better than the one you.

have now.

Who who is who is it?

Who is WCS?

We are with wife correctional services, sir.

WCS, what it is is we take your wives for a couple weeks and we reprogram them so that it's my wife.

Of course you have to sign a waiver contract, but we take your wife and we reprogram them so that they will act in a fashion of what you want them to act.

Oh okay, man, yeah, okay, whatever.

See, sir, what it is is that we've gotten some we've gotten some reports that you've been having some problems with with your particular wife.

And I ain't never heard of y'all, man.

Where are you located at?

We're here in St.

Louis, sir.

Okay.

And and don't worry, we're we're totally confidential.

This is not anything that's gonna get out um and and your your names are never submitted.

First of all, here's here's something we can do.

I can ask you questions because we've been notified that this is probably a service that you would probably want.

Now um has your wife ever snapped on you in public?

And snapped on me.

I mean what I mean she my wife ain't crazy.

She don't just snap on me.

She might, you know, try to check me or say something, you know what I'm saying?

She ain't just gonna snap on me in public

has tried to check you is what you're saying.

Basically your wife is not in her place where she needs to be

what you mean in her place I mean she might say something, you know, I mean I might be doing something or you know might be with my boys and might get out of control a little bit.

She might just say something at the time but she don't just try to all out check nobody, you know what I'm saying?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll tell you what, let me ask you this one Have you ever just had some plans with your guys were gonna go out and had to change your plans because um your wife I mean well I mean if if if like I'm just kind of hanging out and I ain't let her know or something she might, you know, be like, well baby I already had plans, you know, can you stay home with the boys or something?

But I mean not I mean nothing on the regular, you know I usually do what I want to do.

Yeah.

Seems like denial.

Okay, here's another one sir.

Denial.

Well no This I listen, hear me out.

Now let me ask you this.

Um, has your wife uh let's say back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did you ever miss a playoff game on television because your wife wanted to watch something else?

Nah, man, we got two TVs in my house, man.

I wish I no problem I don't even get down.

I mean, I might have to watch the little TV.

Okay.

But I mean, uh I usually watch it on the big screen in the basement.

Yeah, but but you doing you've been pushed to watching the smaller television.

No, I wasn't pushed to do nothing, man.

What I'm trying to tell you is, I mean, we compromise.

We do fifty fifty in my house.

I mean, she might get the big TV to watch her stories or something, and I just had to go watch the little TV.

The little TV do go out here once in a while.

See, there we go.

I mean, I'm cool with that though.

I'm cool with that.

You can't do that.

You know what I'm saying?

So you're cool with that.

You're actually the one that's programmed and y you see Ain't nothing wrong with my wife.

Ain't nothing wrong with with in my family.

You know what I'm saying?

I understand.

Well, let me uh the reason why I'm asking you these particular questions is because someone has actually let me know the problems that are at hand in your household.

Let me ask you, I got one question for you.

Here's what I want to ask you.

Has your wife ever cussed you out at a family cookout?

Hey man, hold on, man.

You know what, you're getting a little personal, man.

Yeah, is this even legal, man?

I'm uh sir.

Well, I ain't never heard of this company, man.

I have not I've never heard of you.

This is something new is definitely something new.

I mean, what don't make me be your guinea pig.

Don't don't start out calling me trying to get, you know, referrals or clientele or whatever it is you trying to do, man.

Don't call me with this nonsense, partner.

I and I completely understand it.

WCS, sir, is is here to benefit you.

It's here to be there ain't no benefit to me, man, getting all up in my personal business, wondering what's going on in my household.

Okay, well last thing I want to ask you.

And and this is the last question I have for you.

Make it make this the last one, straight up.

Okay.

Have you do you do do you buy your own clothes or does she buy the clothes?

Hey man, you know what, man, this man, you whatever company this is, dog, don't call my house no more.

And whoever put you up to this, whoever gave you my number talking about my wife, checked me, uh, got me under control, got me on lock, man.

You tell the him too.

Dog, don't call me no more with this big.

I'ma tell you what, George Foreman or whatever's fine, whoever the f you are, George Foreman, Marcus.

Hey, dawg, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna find out where y'all located, dog.

I'm coming down there and I'm gonna push your as you in my personal business.

So you're ready you're ready to retaliate on me, but not retaliate my own.

But you don't want to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife?

Retaliation, man.

What I'm saying, you you call to my house, I'm I'm minding my own things.

You worrying about who watching what TV in my house and my wife checking me in public.

I want to man, hey dog, look, I'm telling you, don't you wanna watch the big television?

Man, big TV, man.

I'm comfortable with the TV I got.

You know what I'm saying?

It's in my room.

I can lay across the bed, watch whatever you want to, whenever I'm gonna do it.

Don't you wanna be able to go out with the boys when you want to?

Matter of fact, you need to get f partners.

You call a

dumbass.

What you wanna do to me and your wife is already done to you.

Well, I see you got your damn number block.

What's your phone number, man?

Give me something.

Tell me where to find you, man.

Why are you in denial?

Denial, dog.

I'm gonna tell you what's in what you need to get your wife checked in to wipe correctional services so that you can live a better life.

Uh whoever you are, man, y'all need to get a life, man.

Can I get a f life, man?

Stop calling me, dog, for real.

Uh I understand it.

Can I say one more thing to you, sir?

You can't say else to me, man.

Straight up.

Listen to me, sir.

Yeah, what?

What?

What's his nephew Tommy from the Steve Halvin morning show?

You just got pranked by your boy Justin.

You know what, man.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what

Okay, y'all got me, man.

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You already know it's you, my boy Steve Harvey doing in the morning on the Steve Harvey morning show partner.