Wife on a Party Flyer Prank

Hello?

Hello.

I'm trying to reach Daryl.

Yeah, this is Daryl.

Who is this?

Hey Daryl, how are you doing?

My name is Alonzo, man.

I um work for a uh liquor distributing company.

I I do uh district uh liquor distribution.

How you doing today?

Um I'm pretty good.

I'm pretty good, man.

Well what can I do for you?

Hey, we're we're we're putting together a big big event, man, with uh

vodka.

And they're throwing a they're throwing a huge pool party.

And what we're trying to do, man, is is really get people to come out to this fashion party because it's the first quarter of 2020.

We wanted to be uh one to remember.

And uh I go to the bank where your where your wife works at.

Kendra.

Yeah.

Okay, what I'm trying to do is see if you're cool with Kendra being on our flyer, man.

I mean, because your wife is fine as sh.

So we want to put her on the flyer and uh what you mean my wife is fine as sh.

What do you mean by what you gonna call me up and talk about my wife, huh?

What the f is wrong with you?

It's a respect thing.

I'm giving you, I'm giving you props.

It's props, man.

I'm giving you props.

You don't sound right.

Dude, we're trying to get your wife.

We want to give her through a photo shoot.

So we can put it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hell no, you ain't using my wife and no bikini to put on no fing flyer.

You out your damn mind.

That's my wife, man.

Respect me.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, hold on, man.

Hold on, man.

Why are you tripping like this, bruh?

Why you tripping like this?

My wife, my wife ain't gonna be in no damn flyer for no party, man.

What the f you think this is?

What the f wrong with you?

Okay, bruh, bruh.

You know what, man?

I tried to call you and give you the respect.

I mean, I I'll do it.

You don't sound like that.

Well, well, okay, look.

I I didn't call for no argument.

I just I'll just talk to Kendra when I go to the bank department and see if she wanna do it.

Oh, you oh, you gonna go to my wife's job at the bank?

That's what you're gonna do?

Okay.

I'm gonna go.

Go ahead and go to the next.

I'll be there too.

And I'm gonna make a deposit with my foot in your ass.

Oh yeah.

Okay, okay, hold on, man.

We we paying, we're paying five thousand dollars for the photo section.

I can't what the f you paying.

No amount of money's gonna let me put my wife, the mother of my children, on no d poster in no bikini.

I don't care how much you paying, kiss my ass before I let you do that.

Okay, okay, bro.

So this there, I ain't gonna really go back and forth with you, man.

I was calling you trying to be a man.

I feel the same way.

Okay, well, I I'm trying to be man to man with you and just you know, throw the opportunity at you.

I'm now you throwing it back at me with with disrespect.

I mean, if my wife to be a thought, nah, f no.

I don't want none of that.

Okay, man.

No, your wife's fine as hell.

People are bro, you need to quit telling me how fine my wife is.

Okay.

Who the f gave you my phone number in the first place?

Evidently, that's all null and void at this point.

All right, that don't even matter at this point.

The boy that's you want to the issue on the table is I want to take some pictures of kidney.

Let me know when you plan on going to my wife's job at the bank.

Let me know when you're gonna bring your black ass down there so I can be there, okay?

Nobody calls another brother up talking about how fine his wife.

Okay.

I told you no.

Now you should have just stopped right there, but you're gonna keep on talking about my wife.

Okay, so let me say this, dog.

Tommy is the one that said your wife was fine as hell.

That's the one brought all this to our attention at the meeting.

Tommy is the one that said your wife was fine as hell, dog.

Tommy?

Who the f is Tommy?

Tommy said your wife is fine as hell.

That's what I'm saying.

Well, Tommy can get his to.

Who is Tommy?

You don't you take your wife to work in the morning.

Let me know if you're gonna bring your black down there.

Okay.

Now what y'all be what y'all be listening to on the way to work?

What radio station y'all be listening to?

We be listening to

you.

City Harvey.

Your wife, Tommy!

You was about to get your ass walk.

Hey, man.

Your wife Kendra got me to prank you, bruh.

Wait till I see.

My wife ain't no good, man.

See that?

Got my blood pressure up.

Oh man.

She told me.

She said we listen to y'all every morning on the way to work.

He drops me off and he goes to work.

She said, Tommy, you got to get it.

I said, Well, you gotta let me know.

What do he love the most?

She'd say, me.

That's right.

I don't know about that right now after this calling.

Yeah, we love you, man.

Oh, man.

We love you back, baby.

Keep listening to this Steve Harvey Morning.

So tell me this, bro.

What is the baddest radio show in the land, man?

What is it, Darren?

It's Steve Harvey with Nephew Tommy.