Bringing His Wife to the Party

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to I'm looking for Brad.

Hey Brett, how you doing?

This Poncho, man.

I'm I'm one of Marcus's boys.

How you doing, man?

Oh yeah, yeah, what's up, huh?

Hey I talked to Marcus, man.

He was telling me about you know the uh the playoff party, man, for for for Sunday, man.

So uh he told me if it was cool, I'll come through, man.

I just want to call and holler at you see if I'm gonna.

If I need to bring anything, uh uh food or some drinks or whatever, you know.

You took you friends with Marcus.

Yeah, yeah, this is Poncho, man.

I'm friends with Marcus.

Okay, yeah, that yeah, I think it's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, um, nah, you don't need to bring nothing unless, of course, you know, you you drinking something special, but uh, yeah, it's just gonna be me, Marcus and uh you know a couple other boys gonna be here.

And uh, you know, whatever you want to bring, it's gonna be why I'll be.

So yeah, that's cool.

Okay, okay, okay.

What time y'all starting?

I mean, he he told me like around one.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna be there all day, but you know, yeah, come on through by one one, two o'clock, you know, just before the game gets started.

We'll have a you know, we got the flash screen going, everything can be laid out.

So, uh, yeah, just come on through whenever you come through.

All right, just remember, man, Poncho, all right, I'll be there.

Poncho, got it.

All right, cool.

All right,

hello.

Hey, hey, Brent.

Yo.

Hey, Poncho again, man.

Listen, real quick, how much how much food and and and and and liquor do you have?

Uh

I I think we got enough for for something.

What you got going on?

What's up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got I got like three boys gonna ride with me, man.

I just want to make sure you got enough over there.

Okay, who is this again?

This poncho.

You know, we talked about 30 minutes ago.

This Poncho.

Uh uh, Mark Monk Marcus friend.

Right.

Right.

Okay.

Uh I remember I called you about 30 minutes ago, told you Marcus told me it was.

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, foreman bringing back and forth.

Uh yeah, well, I mean, I guess it's all right, but you know, we ain't trying to overload the joint, man.

Just, you know.

I know Marcus, and if you're a friend of his, then that's cool.

You can come through.

It ain't but three guys, man.

It ain't the three guys coming with me, man.

They they they they real cool, man.

We'll we'll we'll we we'll we'll bring something to put on your pit or whatever, you know?

It'll it'll be good.

Okay.

Yeah, that that that's cool, man.

But you know, yeah.

Yeah, come on through, man.

All right, all right, all right.

I talked to you I talked to you.

All right, Brad.

Wait, is uh wait, is one of them Marcus?

Is is one of the guys Marcus?

Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no.

I got it's it's three guys.

Me, I make four, you know.

So three other guys.

Yeah, whatever, man.

That's cool.

Yeah, bring them through, man.

Come on.

It's all right.

All right, all right, all right, look.

Hello.

Hey, Brad, Poncho, again, man.

Listen.

Hey, I'm I'm gonna bring one more um I'm I'm I'm gonna bring one more person with me though.

Oh.

What's up?

You Marcus's friend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Me and my Poncho.

Yeah, okay.

I know you Poncho, man, but you bringing everybody but the f just go kid up and Marcus is cool with me.

That's my boy.

We go way back.

And if you cool with him too, then okay, you can come.

You know, I'm trying to have an NBA playoff game.

You bringing the whole NBA with you.

No, no, no.

It it ain't like that, man.

Well, man, I mean, the place ain't that big.

You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here, and you know, I get I got the house laid out.

I told her I wasn't gonna destroy the place.

I just got out the dog house like two weeks ago.

I ain't trying to f that up.

So oh if you're coming through, you come through, you know, bring one or two people with you, but that's it.

Okay, okay I I but listen, you you'll what I decide.

I mean, I ain't gonna bring them dudes with me.

I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend with me, man.

If that's cool, I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend.

No dude.

Okay, that's cool.

Now you're talking.

Okay, because I know she ain't gonna eat up much.

So come on through here with her and you know, be done with.

That's fine.

Right, right, right.

I'm gonna call Simone now and tell her and tell her that w that that she's coming with me, okay.

What's her name?

Her name's Simone.

That's funny.

That's my wife's name.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Maybe they'll hook up while they while we're watching the game.

That'll be cool.

She ain't uh she ain't gonna be here, so I I'll send her and her girls for their nails done.

Okay, okay.

So check this out, man.

I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna reach out to Simone and let her know that we're gonna we're gonna leave her and get over there like about one.

And you say it's cool, right?

Yeah, yeah, it's cool, man.

That that's a whole lot better than bringing a bunch of up in the other book.

Oh, okay, okay, better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now now check this, man.

Mine, uh, you know, my friend, she she she married, you know, and and and she wanted to get away from her husband for a minute, man.

I guess they've been going through, so you know, you know, just keep that on.

Yeah.

You bring in a married woman named Simone.

What are the odds of that?

My wife's name is Simone.

Okay, well, dog, I mean the night what what is this woman?

Simone is her last name is

That's my last name.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on.

Hold on, my wife.

Hold on, hold on, dog.

This this okay.

This this Simone is is light skinned.

Yeah, you keep on describing her.

She's light skinned, five one, short hair, got the hally cut.

Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's uh how long you been f with my wife.

I I hey dog, me and Simone been friends for a minute, man.

It wasn't till like a couple weeks ago she reached out to me and said she was she was going through some some some uh She reached out to you to tell you that she's going through some stuff with a dude.

Well I'm that dude.

Okay, okay, okay.

How long you been seeing my wife?

Hey man, uh you know, about a year, but who counting?

You know what I'm saying?

A year.

That's about the time we started having some issues.

Yeah, yeah.

Y'all come on over to this party.

Hey man, I'm sure we can try to re to figure this kind of situation out.

No, no, no, no.

Pump your brain.

You my wife.

I don't give a about you.

I don't give a about her either.

You know, they say you know what, I've always believed this.

There are no mistakes up in this.

Everything happens the way it's supposed to be, so it's funny how you call me Okay, okay, listen, man.

Listen, I'm gonna go.

My boy gave me a number.

No, no, no, no, it's no point I get this number.

You probably call me this rookie from her.

That's all my boy gave me this my dog, leave leave Simone out of this, man.

No, you can't tell me right now.

You know, I'm about to be up this phone with you right now.

I'm gonna call her.

Matter of fact, I ain't gonna call her at all.

Don't don't tell her you with my wife?

Just bring her to the party.

I got a guess list for your I got a three eighty, I got a sniff, I got a question, I got a size fourteen killer to go right up your

start.

Oh, oh, okay, hey man, hey man, listen.

Listen, my boy, my boy gave me your number, man.

So I don't know who my boy is.

Marcus said he don't know you.

Marcus don't know me, but guess who else knows me though?

That you Don't know.

Well, say something.

Hey, Brad.

This is nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your boy Marcus got me the prank phone call you.

What?

This is some.

I'm gonna get off.

Yeah,

hey Brad, what was you gonna do with the party, man?

Yeah, man.

Uh

about to be a can of woman this.

Hey man, let me ask you something.

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

It's the Steve Harvey morning show.

I love your wife.

Morning YouTube.