Yoga tenant and the backyard classes

Hello, hello, I'm trying to reach the Gordon right? It's Gordon. How you doing?

Morton, uh, listen, my name is, uh...

Hold on, let me, let me, uh, turn down the TV.

Did you call them about the apartment?

Yes, yes, I was trying to see about, uh,

maybe come over to take a look at it,

or, and, and seeing, uh, if it's still available.

Man, I got a newspaper, but I didn't know

if this is still available or what.

No, no, no, no, it's still for rent.

Um, let me be, uh, straight with you, um,

uh, you know, no pets, and, uh,

no, no smoking, uh, of any kind.

No, no, I understand.

Okay.

From my understanding, the listing here is, like,

$850 a month, right?

and you got a parking spot um your private bathroom with a shower um and uh 8 50 I'm gonna

eat first uh last month and uh really um what's your name my name is Darnell Darnell okay so yeah

um first last month and uh social security number I can do a background check okay okay okay now uh

let me ask you this you guys got like a back backyard area I teach classes in the mornings

That's pretty much will kind of lock me in if you got a backyard I can use. Oh, we got a backyard

What do you teach? I teach yoga. I teach yoga in the mornings from from six to eight

Hopefully I won't be a problem. You make you make money doing yoga. Yes, sir. I definitely do

I make enough definitely to cover the red. That's for sure. That shouldn't be a problem

I know I know a little bit about yoga

That's that I mean really if it y'all you know, you're not making no noise that yoga. That's not a problem

Good deal. How quick can I actually get moved in? I'm trying to get stuff

from the east coast i jumped on my yoga pretty quick and got quite a bit of clientele built up

and um you know i'm just just ready to get started get moved in man something i can actually call

home you know uh yeah well you know we're looking to rent rent it out pretty quick um you know

because we want to try and get it filled as soon as possible because you said we are you are you

you got a roommate you're you're i mean it would be me and my wife and uh we it's a three bedroom

If you do a credit check, you know, we meet, um, I can do the background check and, uh,

what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what do you necessarily need to do that for?

Well, you got to know where you're into and you want to know what the credit they got. So if they

can afford to rent or not, you know, I got, I got, I got real good credit, man. My credit is fine.

I'm not, I'm not getting an 800 on my, on my credit scores. Oh, damn. All right. When you

get it is how you fill out application. But, uh, you know, if you're ready to get it cracked and

I can do, I can do a background check and you might not give me a social security number.

Okay, but let me go ahead and just do this man on that background check because you know what I want to say about that is this. It might be something on there about like when I was on the East Coast, you know, I was actually teaching naked yoga. You know what I mean?

Naked yoga.

You know, you might see something on there about me being a nymph.

Oh, naked yoga?

Yeah, well see that's what I was teaching on the East Coast was naked yoga. You know what I'm saying?

You're talking about teaching naked yoga here?

Well, but see that's in the backyard. It's closed in.

In my backyard?

and you what other glitch you got you said there's some glitches Michael what are the glitch you got

well you might see that I'm a nympho man but see but see I done took some I done took

counseling for that though no what do you need to take some counseling over somewhere else you

ain't taking no counseling and doing no uh naked yoga in my backyard no but see man all that's

behind me now that's on the east coast man that that's all behind me now I didn't put that thing

down I don't care if it's behind you in front of you on the side you're doing some naked yoga in

And now you're going to sit here and tell me our cake.

I'm going to do some naked yoga in my back yard with no 20, 30 people.

There's my wife being on, man.

Look, well, you ought to bring your wife out there.

It's all good.

Just scratch that one off your list and just move on to the next one.

Cause I ain't no naked yoga going down back here with no nymphomaniac.

I don't know what else y'all might be doing.

I don't know what, I don't know who does.

it's just it's just a serene moment man where you find yourself that's all this really is about

where you better find yourself somewhere no that's what I know you ain't doing no

naked yoga in my backyard I'm surprised you even called somebody with that

I'm gonna come over there to this address and start looking at this place because I want to

set up shop right here in my backyard and I don't even know you talking about you got some glitches

in your past you have a foot in your how do you know that this isn't something that your wife

Man, he don't know me, he don't know you, he don't know my wife.

Take my s*** off your lips, s***.

You come out here, you're going to have another glitch, s***.

I'm coming out here, Darnell, you're going to stand through, and you're going to show it to me, s***.

I ain't showing you s***.

You come out here, and I'm going to show you something else, s***.

I never recovered, nymphomaniac.

I'm recovered.

I'm going to have a recovery, nymphomaniac.

You're about to get your a** with a biomaniac, s***.

I'm the maniac.

Please believe, Darnell.

I'm going to come over there right now.

I'm going to come over there now, man, so we can s*** this.

you can do whatever you want somewhere but this right here this ain't the place for you

I'm gonna tell you that right now Darnell whatever it is you want to talk about this ain't the place

for you go somewhere take that please do not even try me Darnell I'm not even that kind of dude

This right here is over, for real.

You're going to come out here and catch a case.

Okay, can I say one more thing to you, man?

No, you can't say s***, Darnell, because this conversation is over, man.

Okay, how about that?

Hey, man, can I say one more thing, man?

What you got to say, man?

What?

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your brother, s***.

Oh, put the s*** out of here, man.

This is Nephew Tommy.

Who told you to do this to me, man?

Your brother.

My brother.

Oh, I'm going to get this.

Oh, my God.

Man, my heart is all beating all fast, man.

My heart is all beating all fast.

Oh, get the f*** out of here, man.

Tom, man.

Oh.

You all right, man?

Man, I was going to whoop your butt naked if you came around here, man.

You just don't know.

Man, I'm so glad this is a f***ing joke.

You have no idea I'm so glad this is a joke, man.

Hello, who is this?

Ms. Glenda, who is this?

This bitch, I'm calling. Is Ms. Purvis there?

No, she's not here right now, but this is my daughter. Is there a problem?

No, this bitch, this is Mama Lois' nephew. Who is this again?

Ms. Glenda.

Mama Lois, your aunt, right?

Correct. Mama Lois and Ms. Purvis' sister.

Okay, I'm Benji. I'm her nephew from the other side of the family.

You say your name what now?

Belinda.

Okay, what time y'all supposed to get in?

We should be there by the afternoon.

Okay, is Ms. Purvis, is your mama making the dresses?

Yeah, she's making enough for about 45 people.

Actually, this was discussed about a month ago.

Right, y'all, they had the...

Conference call.

The conference, the family had the conference call, right?

Okay, now, listen, the reason why they got me to call, they wanted me to go in and call, and I was trying to get Ms. Purvis, is she not there?

No, she's not here.

What's wrong?

Uh, okay, they're not going to need her to do the dressing.

And why wouldn't they need her to do the dressing? She's been making it for 10 years. We just discussed it, so what do you mean?

You know, and be traveling with it, but they got somebody going to do the dress

Okay, well, first of all, who are you? You're B&G? What is your name?

Now, my name's Benjamin, but they call me B&G

But, like I say, I'm on the other side of the fence, I ain't on y'all's side

Okay, well, I'm still trying to figure out why the f*** are you calling me?

Because you've been making addresses for 10 years, like I said

And, I mean, it's been discussed for a long, you know, while you're calling me, I don't even know you

What I'm trying to explain to you is this right here, is that they got some, y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing.

They got somebody going to bring, they got somebody down here that's going to cook it.

So, in other words, you know, you can tell me further, she ain't got to worry about it.

Do that for her.

So, I mean, I don't even know who you are to be calling me anyway.

Why isn't somebody calling me that I know regarding this?

Okay, okay, you're Glenda, right?

I am Glenda.

I don't mind saying what everybody is thinking, but most people don't want to say it.

Let me just say this right here.

Really what's going on is just right here.

A lot of people in the family, you know, don't really like Ms. Travis Dress.

Benji, Benjamin, hold on.