Naked Yoga Rental

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh is it Gordon?

Right, it's Gordon.

How you doing?

Oh let me let me uh turn down the TV.

Did you call them about the apartment?

Yes, yes.

I was trying to see about um maybe come over to take a look at it or and and seeing uh if it's still available, man.

I got a newspaper, but I didn't know if this still available or what.

No, no, no, I'm still for rent.

Um be uh straight with you, um uh, you know, no pets and uh no no smoking uh of any kind.

No, no, I don't

understand the listing here's like eight hundred and fifty dollars a month, right?

You got a parking spot, um your private bathroom with a shower, uh and uh A fifty, I'm gonna need first uh last month, and uh really um let me what what's your name?

My name is Darnell.

Don't know John L'Amb's uh so yeah, um first last month and uh social security number, I can do a background check.

Okay, okay, okay.

Now uh let me ask you this.

You guys got uh like a back backyard area.

I I I teach classes in the mornings and I want to know if you have that, that that's pretty much what will kinda lock me in if you got a if you guys got a backyard that I can use.

Oh, we got a backyard.

What what do you teach?

I teach yoga.

I teach yoga in the mornings from uh from six to eight.

Hopefully I won't be a problem.

You make you make money doing yoga?

Yes, sir.

I definitely do.

I make enough definitely to cover the rent, that's for sure.

That shouldn't be a problem.

I know I know a little bit about yoga.

That's that I mean, really, if it's y'all, you know, you're not making no noise.

That's yoga, that's that's not a problem.

Good deal.

Well, how quick can I actually get moved in?

And I'm trying to get settled.

I just moved in from the uh from the east coast.

I jumped on my yoga pretty quick and got a quite a bit of clientele built up.

And um, you know, I'm just just ready to get started.

Get moved in, man.

Some something that I can actually call home, you know?

Uh yeah, well, you know, we're looking to rent rent it out pretty quick, um, you know, because we want to try and get it filled as soon as possible.

You said we are you are you you got a roommate, you're you're are we married?

And uh yeah, like it's A fifty.

You do a credit check.

But uh, you know, we meet um I can do the background check and uh no no no necessarily what what what what what what what what do you necessarily need to do that for?

Well you gotta know where you're in to and then you wanna know what the credit they got so if they can afford to rent or not, you know.

I got I got I got real good credit, man.

My credit is fine.

I'm not I'm not getting the eight hundreds on my on my credit scores.

Oh, damn, all right.

When you get here, we'll how you fill out application.

But uh, you know, if you if you're ready to get it cracking, I can do your I can do a background check and you right now to give me your uh social security numbers.

Okay, but l let me let me go ahead and just do this, man, on that background check, because you know that what I what I want to say uh about that is this it might be something on there about like and when I was on the East Coast, you know, I was actually teaching uh naked yoga.

You know what I mean?

Naked yoga.

Uh you know, you may see something on there about me being a uh uh a nymphoma.

Oh, naked yoga?

Yeah, well see, that's what that's the kind of yoga I was teaching on the East Coast is naked yoga.

You know what I'm saying?

And everybody's getting naked yoga here?

Well, but see, that's in the backyard, it's closed in, you know, no.

My backyard?

And you what what what other glitch you got?

You said there's some glitches, Michael.

Well, what are the glitch you got?

Well, you might see that I I'm a nymphomania, but see they but see I didn't took some I didn't took classes.

I I didn't took counseling for that though.

No, what do you need to take some counseling over somewhere else?

You ain't taking no counseling and doing no uh naked yoga in my backyard.

No, but see man, all that's behind me now, that's on the east coast, man.

That that that's that's all behind me now.

I didn't I didn't put that thing down.

Yeah, I don't care if it's behind you or funny on the side.

You're doing some naked yoga in my backyard.

That ain't happening, man.

Hey man, hey man, listen.

Backyard with no twenty thirty people.

Let my wife be it on, man.

You look a bring your wife.

You know what, Darnell, it's all good.

Let her get away.

Just scratch that one off your list and just move on to the next one, 'cause ain't no naked yoga going down back here with no nymphomaniac.

I don't know what else y'all might be doing.

I don't know what I don't know who does naked yoga.

We all we

Well, you better find yourself somewhere.

No, that's what I know.

You ain't doing no naked yoga in my backyard.

I'm surprised you even call somebody with that.

I'm gonna come over there to this address and start looking at this place because I wanna set up shop right here in my backyard, and I don't even know you, talking about you got some glitches in your past.

You gonna have a foot in your how do you know that this isn't something that your wife might really want to get into?

But my wife don't even mention my wife's name, man.

You don't know me, I don't even know my wife.

Take my up your list, but you come out here, you have another glitch.

I'm coming out here, Darnell.

You see this ass room, and you gonna show it to me.

I ain't showing you You come come out here and I'm gonna show you something else.

My back is a man.

I am a recovered nymphomaniac.

I'm recovered.

I'm gonna have a covered nymphomania.

You're about to get your ass biomaniac.

I'm the maniac.

Please believe, Darnell.

You gonna come over there right now over here with that?

Come over there now, man.

So we can

I ain't having that.

Do not remember.

Look, this you can do whatever you want somewhere else, but this right here, this ain't the place for you.

I'm gonna tell you that right now, Darnell.

Whatever it is you want to talk about.

This ain't the place for you.

Take that to your wife, man.

Please leave it to your wife.

Do not even try me, Darnell.

Do not see your I'm not even that kind of dude, man.

But you about to bring this out of me.

Do not bring this over here, Darnell.

So so as far as I'm your wife, man.

This wife is your wife.

This right here is over for real.

You're gonna come out here and catch a case.

Okay, can I can I say one more thing to you, man?

You can't say Darnell, because this is this conversation's over, man.

Okay, how about that?

Hey, man, can I say one more thing, man?

What you got to say, man?

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You ship top prank by your brother.

Oh, get the out of here, man.

This is nephew Tommy.

Who who who told you to do this to me, man?

Your brother, my brother.

Oh, I'm gonna get this.

Oh my god, man, my heart is all beating off fast, man.

My Oh get the f out of here, man.

Oh

man.

I was gonna whoop your butt naked if you came around here, man.

You just don't know.

Man, I'm so glad it's a f joke.

You have no idea.

I'm so glad it's a joke, man.