Damaged Porta Potty

How many times you been out to the park or at a family gathering, a big picnic going on, and they got them porta potties out there.

You know the place where you go use the bathroom, but it ain't really if you can hold it, you might as well go on and hold it.

This right here.

Hello?

They got no reason for do Hello?

Hello?

I'm looking for a Cheryl Leary place.

This is Cheryl.

This is Bobby Wingate.

I'm down here at Burke uh Porta John Company.

You guys rented that thing from us the other day.

We come by and picked it up.

You remember that?

Yeah.

Well, listen, we got a problem down here.

Now you guys, I don't know what you kind of cookout you guys had.

There's a dead coon in the bottom of that thing and some shoes, and somebody then tore off the entire uh toilet seat on there, and that toilet seat's gonna cost a hundred bucks.

Now I don't know who did it.

I uh we picked it up.

I'm just now cleaning that thing out, and I can't believe it.

I've never seen anything like this.

There is a dead coon in that Portageon.

There's a pair of shoes in there or something, and then also somebody's completely tore the lid off the the part you sit on.

It was it it was this is the man from the Porta John place saying the lid was told off the commodity off the thing.

That's not so.

Ma'am that that you can come down here and you can take a look at it.

The whole lid's torn off this Porta John.

I've never seen that.

And who in the hell would you put the coon in it?

Who in the hell would put a dead coon in the Porta John?

That's just outright land as crazy is what it is.

Mister, you talking to the wrong people because there shouldn't not have been a coon.

We right here in town.

Mr.

There's a dead damn coon in here, ma'am.

You can come down here and you can see it for yourself.

I'm not gonna clean it out.

I've called my boss about it.

I just come.

There is a dead coon in this Portageon.

There's a pair of shoes in it and the whole seat's been ripped off of it.

You talking to somebody that lives in right here across from the recreation center, buddy.

I don't know.

I tell you what, this is the one they picked up yesterday from your house and they brought it down here.

I'm the guy that cleans these Portigons.

Hey, hey, I'm telling you, you talk to the guy that uh brings them in or whichever.

You got the wrong damn people.

No, I talked to the guy that I talked to the guy that I don't care.

I don't care.

It w this uh the one he got from down here was barely even used.

And it's right here at the house, and I was right there when he could pick it up.

So you got you get the who are you?

I'm the I'm the uh homeowner.

You the home Okay now it's the who which one rented it for me?

Because that's the one I got to be talking to.

That's what I'm saying.

You you you you uh messing up by calling here.

No, I'm not messing up because this is the paperwork.

This is the paperwork that's on this Porti John.

Well, I'm telling you.

This that Portageon was barely even used, and I was there when he brought it, I was there when he picked it up.

So you talking to the wrong people, buddy.

Did you pee in it?

What?

Did you pee in this partige on?

Hell no.

I looked in it when he uh showed me how to work the lights and everything in, and I looked uh looked in to get my to get my batteries out of the daggum uh what was it was the old man that picked the damn thing up.

Well, let me ask you this.

Did you did you have a brand it was a brand new p Portageon?

That's right.

Maybe you need to take this up with somebody else.

Do you know anybody that would have put a coon in there?

Look, buddy.

Hey.

I'm gonna tell you what.

I'm gonna tell you let me listen to me.

I'm not I don't mean no harm.

Would you listen to me for just a

I'm telling you.

Okay, this is.

Let me say something to you.

What?

Can I is I can I speak to the lady one time?

Hello?

This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by your sister Reverley.

Oh my God, Jesus.

I'ma kill that.

I just love to listen to y'all.

Because y'all are truly off the chain.

All right.

I gotta ask you something.

Okay.

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Now everybody knows we got some folk down south, black people down south, that's just straight southern and country and all out Italy.

I call a lady and told her that she hit my car in the parking lot.

Let me tell you.

Something about Southern people.

If you approach them wrong, you're gonna get this right here.