You owe back tithes

hello uh hello I'm trying to reach uh brother DeAndre uh brother DeAndre yeah this is him who

is it oh this is Deacon Foley Simmons I'm calling you from the uh from Mount Calvary

are you okay how you doing I'm good I'm good uh you you you you're a member here but we haven't

seen you in quite a few months you doing all right uh yeah man I um I appreciate you checking on me

Just, you know, kind of going through it and just, uh, you know, me and my old lady, uh,

I know it's been a little while, you know, when you, you know, you know, you know, when

you're going through it, you know, the church home is the best place for you to be when

you're going through, you know that now.

Yeah, yeah, man, you're right about that.

But I've been, I've been kind of checking out her church a little bit too.

So I just kind of, if I ain't doing that, I go over there.

Cause I think it's probably been right around looking at the, uh, uh, at our books here,

like uh seven months ago uh yeah which deacon is this again uh no i'm i'm deacon foley you don't

know you don't know me when you see me you know i'm saying you because i i know i know i've seen

you at the church you know i remember you quite well but i and that's like i said that's why i

was calling you know checking on you because like i said been like you know i'm looking at the uh

the uh you know the only way i can could check you out was last time you came

offering statements wow okay well that's uh that's real accurate when you was coming to the church

it looked to me like you was you was averaging around a hundred about a hundred dollars every

week you would put that in that am i about am i about right with that uh you know if i if i make

a little extra or something you know i'm always get a lord lord that but uh you know we'll be

back like i said in a couple weeks right right right no no i'm not worried about that but

I want you to do this math with me, though.

Uh-huh.

Now, you've been gone about seven months.

That's about 28 weeks.

And you take 28 weeks, and let's just say we put $100 per week.

That's about $2,800.

Would you agree with my math?

I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

this is more like trying to collect

on back

tithing support

because see you

about $2,800 that the church

should have from you

this is back tithing

hold on

wait

back what

this is you know the same as

people have

back child support that's owed

you owe back tithing

You owe the church $2,800 from the time that you've been gone.

Man, I don't owe nobody nothing.

When I come there, I give if I choose to give.

Man, you got to be crazy.

No, no.

If you had a child and had not paid monthly, you'd probably be in jail.

That's why I don't have kids, because I don't want that kind of responsibility.

But it ain't the same thing as in the church.

I give freely.

The Lord said be a temple giver.

you don't feel like you owe the Lord whatever I owe the Lord is between me

and the Lord but you ain't got no business calling my phone on my lunch

break talking about some some some how you doing and all this but really all

you trying to do is get my money no no I'm not trying to get to get I'm trying

to get the money that you owe the Lord you're twenty eight hundred of back

tithing support okay see what you don't want to do your responsibilities now

gonna pay or you're not gonna pay hey you're not getting shit from me second of all I really

ain't been to church because pastor can't preach no way be moaning and groaning and looking at all

the women and doing all this shit you ain't getting shit from me matter of fact I'm gonna

get you with a back lawsuit for calling and wasting my goddamn time uh uh uh uh uh brother

I've been going through some things. I've tried to be nice. I tried to be cool with you and cordial

But now you don't work my nerves, bro. You don't work my nerves all the way up. So I'm finna turn up

Don't call my phone no more with this bullshit. Oh

Okay, can I say one more thing though brother DeAndre man what you got to say to me I

Just want to say that this is I just want to say this is nephew Tommy or the Steve Harvey morning show brother

oh man you crazy oh and I didn't talk about pasta like that so I can't come back if I wanted to now

man oh man y'all wild for that one yeah oh snap man you went left dude you all right man I'm good

I got a lot of stress going on my girl. You know,

you call me talking about some more money after the,

I read some money, not a lower coming off. Come on, man.

Man, pastor, you know, please forgive me. I was just, it wasn't you.

I was mad at your supposed deacon at the time.

And if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, cause you're a man of God,

I so would appreciate it.

And what is the baddest radio show in the land ma'am nothing but the Steve Harvey morning show

Those in catering to go for being how may I help you?