Your Wife Is Your Brother

This one right here is a home run hitter.

Your wife Tina.

Is my brother.

Tina.

I ain't gotta explain no more.

Y'all already know about this one.

Keep the seatbelt.

Don't be sipping nothing while you're listening to this one.

You'll choke on yourself.

Your wife Tina.

Is my brother.

Damn.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach uh uh Marcus Finley.

Yeah, this is Marcus Finley.

Who listen?

My name Bryce.

Um Marcus, listen, I I've been trying to get you for uh a couple weeks, man.

I ain't I uh searching high and low trying to get your phone number.

Want to talk to you about a couple of things if it's possible.

Now you married to uh Tina Finley, right?

Yeah, Tina, my wife.

Yeah.

Okay, okay.

See, I wanna talk to you about uh about Tina.

But man, man, look at it don't be coming to call him and he tells me about no shit.

You been fucking with my wife and shit.

I mean, you know, I mean, uh, you know, I I I ain't trying to hear all that kind of shit like that.

I mean, what's what's up?

I mean, what you got what what's up with you and Tina?

No, I ain't I ain't I ain't had nothing to do with your wife, you know.

Oh, right.

I was just about to say, god damn.

I ain't trying to hear all that old bullshit.

Oh okay, no, it ain't nothing like that, but

see, trying to really make a long story short, man.

We we have a uh a family member in my family that's been missing for for quite some time.

You know, we we done been on the internet and everything trying to find this family member and we we've looked for years, man, and l let me ask you something.

How long you been married to Tina?

Man, Tina been married five years.

Okay.

Well see, we we our family member actually has been been missing for six years.

And um we we've done the research uh uh we we're almost like a hundred percent sure.

Let me ask you one more thing though.

I just I'm just trying to just, you know, line all the ducks up, man, if if if I could.

Do do do do do uh does Tina have a scar above her left hip?

Yeah, she got a scar above her left hip, so what what that got to do with the thing?

Okay, was

my family member got a scar above they left hip too.

Does Tina have a birthmark on her shoulder?

Yeah.

So we trying to say my wife uh part of your family or something?

Is that what you trying to say?

I don't know how to say this to you.

But

I mean, after asking you what I just asked you, I mean I'm I'm a hundred percent sure now.

I'm I'm certain that your your wife Tina

is my brother Tim.

What what the fuck did you just say?

Yo

wife Tina is my brother Tim.

Wait, man.

Hold on, hold on, hold up, man.

First of all, how the fuck did you get?

My brother's been missing for six years.

You know my brother.

How the fuck are you gonna call here and I don't even know how the fuck you got my name?

How the fuck are you gonna call here and gonna tell me that my motherfucking wife that I've been married to for five years is a goddamn man?

So my whole family didn't done the research on this.

We've done the research on this.

No, no.

So you trying to soak a line five, y'all been sleep with a motherfucking man.

That's what you trying to say.

We've been looking for my brother for six years.

We've been looking for him and looking for.

You know who you So you trying to soak a line five, y'all been sleep with a motherfucking man.

That's what you trying to say.

Can't believe a motherfucker's gonna call it with some old bullshit like this gonna get me a motherfucking number.

How you get my goddamn number any goddamn way?

That's my brother.

Yeah.

That's my brother.

We've been looking for.

We've been looking for him for so long.

And we've narrowed it down.

We 100% sure that your wife Tina is my brother.

No.

It's my brother Tim.

Man, you better give.

Motherfucker, you crazy.

I mean, I don't know where the fuck you got my number from, but you know, Tina be here around goddamn five o'clock.

You know, I'm gonna find out from that motherfucker.

If it is, I'm gonna let you know right now.

I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.

Wait, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

I don't want you.

Okay, let me ask you this.

Do y'all have any kids?

No, she said she said she couldn't have no kids.

That's what I'm talking about.

Well, just because she can't have no kids, don't mean she's no goddamn man.

How you gonna play me like that?

Marcus, that's my brother.

Wait till Tina get home.

That's my brother.

That ain't none of your goddamn brother.

And I don't believe the shit until she tell me that shit.

Ain't no way she we've been together as long as we've been together.

And you trying to tell me that I didn't know that.

Motherfucker, I

uh

I tell you, you know, it ain't gonna be long before that motherfucker get on.

She get home around five o'clock, motherfucker.

I'm gonna check that shit out.

And if the shit is true, I'ma tell you, motherfucker, it's gonna be some.

You gonna have a dead goddamn brother.

That's what you're gonna have.

You're not gonna do nothing to my brother.

Yeah, I'm gonna do something to her, goddamn.

How the fuck you gonna be mad?

You're not gonna do nothing to my brother.

Hell, she ain't she got all women's parts.

You know, you're not gonna do nothing to my brother.

Goddamn, how can how can I get caught?

This this motherfucker, me, how can I get caught up in some bullshit like that?

I'm a whole man, motherfucker.

Can I could I say one more thing to you?

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your wife, Tina.

Who are you?

Shh.

Huh?

Well, but I'm about to kill motherfucker.

We gonna call goddamn martured folks.

Y'all need to quit that bullshit there.

God damn, that ain't that shit ain't funny, goddamn.

Tell that motherfucker, Steve all goddamn funny.

Tell that motherfucker, give me some give me one.

Bring send me one of them goddamn suits to Birmingham down here.

God damn, you're talking about a goddamn man, dude.

I was about to

go goddamn take a pill.

Tina say, she said, tell this to my husband.

I say, and then we fixed it up.

Oh my God.

She said he's gonna lose his mind.

Yeah, I'm gonna get up when she gets her ass home.

She might have to goddamn call the mortuary anyway.

Hey man, let me ask you.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

Well, after that bullshit there, damn Harvey Morning Show.

I can't say nobody else.