Adult Daycare Sign-Up

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach Miss Sharon, please.

Yes, this is Sharon.

Miss Sharon, this uh my name is Evan.

I'm giving you a call from uh Adult Daycare.

Okay.

And I w I wanna just give you a call and kind of give you the lay of the land of what we have here and and how you how much fun you're gonna have being here most of the day uh with us.

So from my my understanding is you're gonna be here probably the majority of this year.

What are you talking w what are you talking about being there?

Where?

Being with

the the adult daycare.

Adult daycare.

Where where's that?

What are you talking about?

Okay.

Evan is that what you said your name is?

Evan?

My name my name is Evan, yes, ma'am.

And and your daughter is Diane.

Diane.

That's my daughter.

You know my daughters?

Yes.

Well, she's the one that has you signed up.

You're gonna be at the adult daycare.

So I'm assuming she's gonna be dropping you off every morning.

I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Evan.

Evan, hang on a second, all right.

First of all, I don't know who you are.

You don't know who I am.

I don't know how

you know who my daughter is.

But this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird and like you try to get what do you what do you want?

You want money from me?

Are you like a solicitor?

No, no, no, no ma'am.

No, no, no.

Not at all, Miss Sharon.

I'm your daughter has signed you up to be here at the adult daycare during the day.

So she's going to I don't know what you're talking about.

There's no way she would do that.

Adult daycare?

What do I need adult daycare for?

For what?

Well evidently are you home alone most of the time during the day?

Who cares if I'm home alone?

Who's a why are you asking me that?

You trying to break into my house?

No I don't know who you are, man.

I don't know who the hell you are.

I don't care

look I'm hooked up to that uh nine one one stuff thing.

Like I could just do a panic call right now and they'll trace this call and they will come to you and arrest you.

Because you're harassing me.

No, no.

No, no, okay, Miss Sharon, I'm not harassing you.

Your daughter Diane came in and signed up.

Yes, she signed you up for to go to this daycare Monday till Friday while she's at work.

So she's going to be dropping you off and then she'll pick you up in the evenings on her way home from work.

I don't know where you got that from.

I don't know who told you that.

Yeah you got my daughter's name and this is really freaking me out you know a little bit over here Ivan.

Because I don't know why you know my name, you know my daughter's name.

Uh this is like the only reason I know you all's name is Miss Sharon is because she came in and gave all the information and she has paid for you to come to the adult daycare on a daily basis.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here yeah.

Hey Evan, you know what you sound like a nice guy.

You know what I mean?

Like you're smooth.

You got a nice voice.

You're you're you know, like you know what to say.

I don't know who the hell you are though.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I I know what I mean like I'm not going to no daycare center.

I'm not going to a daycare center.

I'm not gonna wanna say because I'm fine.

Just get that through your head.

There's nothing wrong with me.

I stay home.

I got a dog.

I walk the dog.

I go grocery shopping.

My daughter comes over.

Everything's fine.

I don't get no daycare center.

Okay.

Well you understand what I'm saying, Evan?

She must be looking out for your your the best you know, your health.

Let me ask you something.

Let me ask you.

Are you single?

Am I what?

Are you single?

Are you married?

What what does that have to do with anything?

I'm not coming to no daycare center, all right, Evan.

Like if you want to come to my house and you want to see how I live, you can.

I'm switching the sh I'm switching it up.

Okay.

I don't need to come to your home.

I'm more concerned about making sure you're comfortable here at the adult daycare when you get here on Monday.

Yeah, I'm not coming there.

That's it.

I'm not coming there.

But I'll tell you what, Evan.

You I don't know.

Like I like I like your voice.

I just like your voice.

Oh, Ms.

Wait a minute, Miss Cher.

How long um How old are you?

Um

fifty.

Fifty.

You ever been with an eighty nine year old lady?

Wow.

Wow.

Eighty-nine.

And you sound really nice.

That's all.

Like at first I was scared of you.

At first I wasn't be honest.

I was scared of you.

And now I'm not.

Like, I don't know why.

I'm just not.

You know what I mean?

Like you just sound nice.

Yeah.

Um I don't know who you are, but

well, will you be there?

Will you be at the daycare center?

Like you.

Because I I'd like to meet you.

I I'll I'll be at the daycare when you arrive on Monday, but I mean I'm not

um

Miss Sharon.

Uh I won't be able to I'm oh

I like that Miss Sharon.

That's nice.

Oh

okay.

So should I should I reach out to Diane about this?

Yeah, reach out to her.

Reach out to her.

Sure.

Reach out to her.

Okay.

Well you're not gonna like a Yeah, go ahead.

You're not gonna come in Monday.

I might.

I might I might I might I don't know.

If you're gonna be there I just might.

Shannon, it's not about me.

It's about you coming in and you're gonna this is where you're gonna be uh Monday through Friday from

your age here.

There's there's a lot of ladies your age and a lot of ladies men your age here not in the ladies.

I'm not in the ladies, I'm not in the ladies.

I didn't I I'm not trying Yeah.

Not into it.

I'm in the I'm in the you.

Okay.

Um I think it's a situation like your your your daughter doesn't want you to be by yourself.

Wait, yeah.

Could you c could I call you back?

Can I call you back?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me call you back.

Let me call you back in a couple of minutes.

I'm on the sh and I gotta pull my off of the f thing.

This is the first this has ever happened to me.

Okay.

Uh Miss Sharon, can I tell you who I am?

I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your daughter Diane got me to prank call you, but I promise you you're different.

You're different.

I promise you I'm different.

I I promise you I'm different.

You're related to Steve Harvey, like the guy on TV.

That that's my uncle.

He is gorgeous.

Call me back, all right.

Oh call me.