Airport Goodbye Prank
4:47A man calls Brian pretending his wife is leaving him for another man at the airport, causing distress.
Transcript
144 linesHey Brian.
Hey baby.
Yeah, what's up?
I was um I was calling to tell you.
Baby, look, I just I I just can't do this.
I got it.
Huh?
What what
you uh oh hello?
Brian.
Hey Brian.
Hey, this is Greg.
I know you I know you was just talking to Val.
But this is this is Greg talking to.
Just Brian, right?
Greg, who?
Greg who?
Yeah, this is Brian.
Greg, I was just talking to my wife.
Um, could you put her back on the phone?
Uh no, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be able to do that.
Why can't you do that, man?
Hey, let me explain something to you.
Uh
Alright, there's some things, you know, long conversations about this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, how you know my wife on a first name basis like that, man?
How you who are you?
Like I said, man, my name is Greg.
Uh
at the airport.
Okay.
Airport.
Which airport?
And why are you what are you at the airport with my wife for?
Hey, let me tell you.
Wait, hey, hey, hey, duh.
All of this is complicated.
Okay?
It's real.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, make it simple for me.
Okay.
So what I want to explain to you.
Let me explain to you, man.
Why the f nine?
We've had a lot of long conversations about this.
It's something that she
was this?
Why why are you at the airport with my wife?
And
why is leaving with me?
Okay?
What what we leaving?
And y'all what do you mean leaving?
Leaving me?
Oh hell no.
Put her on the phone.
Hey, I don't even want to talk to you, man.
Put her on the phone.
Put her on the phone, man.
And look, you need to put her on the phone right now, leaving.
Y'all don't believe that, man.
I want to hear her say that.
You want to talk to me?
Oh, yeah, you're saying let me talk to my wife, man.
Cause you you're about to make
happy.
Maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what's up?
What's this dude talking about?
Why are you telling me this on the phone?
Why can't you just come home and tell me this is my face, man?
Wait, why can't you just tell me this to my face?
Hey, hey, hey, bruh.
Come on, man.
No, no, man.
Why are you home, man?
I'm gonna talk to my wife, man.
What the f
Hey, hey, hey, bruh.
I I I I know this is painful, man.
No, you don't know.
You don't know nothing.
Hey, brother, I know this.
Okay.
I just put my wife on the phone.
What are you?
If you if you got any ounce of a man in you, just put my wife back on the phone.
Let me can I say something to you, man?
What you listen unless it's my wife on the phone, but you ain't got nothing to tell me.
I'm gonna put on in a second, but let me say this to you, man.
Say say it, man, and wrap it up, all right?
I just want you to know this, Brian.
This is Let me know something.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbin morning show.
Tommy got me the prank phone call, you hold on.
So
okay, if you pranking me, I what's up with the airport and stuff in the back then?
Well, y'all let the airport?
No, bruh.
Your wife is here at the studio, man.
Ain't nothing happening, man.
Your wife hold on, let you talk to her.
Yeah, yeah.
You alright?
First of all, are you all right?
Man, uh
man.
Uh it was about to be a murder scene, man.
Look at me.
Now now who's a big prankster, huh?
I got you.
Finally.
You could have been a little bit more subtle now.
You and y'all and your brother, you think y'all the only ones can prank people.
You say you and your brother be pranking all the time, man.
What is light stuff, though?
I ain't gonna girl.
You ain't
happy birthday, baby.
Oh, you got a birthday coming up?
Happy birthday, Brian.
Yeah, man.
Great gift.
Great gift, man.
Let me talk to my wife, man.
I I I got nothing to do with your wife.
Hold on.
Please.
What?
Woman?
You got me, all right?
Don't don't you ain't gotta go this far, all right?
Supposed to be funny.
I did feel a little bad when you kind of started tearing up, but I'm glad to know you fight for me like that.
Fight it was gonna be some fight.
It wasn't gonna be a fight.
Oh, girl, just a
bring your black home.
I'm coming, baby.
Don't even stop at red light.
Say don't stop at red light.
Hello.