Airport Goodbye Prank

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A man calls Brian pretending his wife is leaving him for another man at the airport, causing distress.

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Speaker 1

Hey Brian.

Speaker 1

Hey baby.

Speaker 2

Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1

I was um I was calling to tell you.

Speaker 1

Baby, look, I just I I just can't do this.

Speaker 3

I got it.

Speaker 2

Huh?

Speaker 2

What what

Speaker 2

you uh oh hello?

Speaker 3

Brian.

Speaker 2

Hey Brian.

Speaker 3

Hey, this is Greg.

Speaker 3

I know you I know you was just talking to Val.

Speaker 3

But this is this is Greg talking to.

Speaker 3

Just Brian, right?

Speaker 2

Greg, who?

Speaker 2

Greg who?

Speaker 2

Yeah, this is Brian.

Speaker 2

Greg, I was just talking to my wife.

Speaker 2

Um, could you put her back on the phone?

Speaker 3

Uh no, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be able to do that.

Speaker 2

Why can't you do that, man?

Speaker 3

Hey, let me explain something to you.

Uh

Speaker 3

Alright, there's some things, you know, long conversations about this.

Speaker 2

Whoa, whoa, whoa, how you know my wife on a first name basis like that, man?

Speaker 2

How you who are you?

Speaker 3

Like I said, man, my name is Greg.

Uh

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at the airport.

Speaker 3

Okay.

Speaker 2

Airport.

Speaker 2

Which airport?

Speaker 2

And why are you what are you at the airport with my wife for?

Speaker 3

Hey, let me tell you.

Speaker 3

Wait, hey, hey, hey, duh.

Speaker 3

All of this is complicated.

Speaker 3

Okay?

Speaker 3

It's real.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2

Yeah, make it simple for me.

Speaker 3

Okay.

Speaker 3

So what I want to explain to you.

Speaker 3

Let me explain to you, man.

Speaker 3

Why the f nine?

Speaker 3

We've had a lot of long conversations about this.

Speaker 3

It's something that she

Speaker 2

was this?

Speaker 2

Why why are you at the airport with my wife?

And

Speaker 3

why is leaving with me?

Speaker 3

Okay?

Speaker 2

What what we leaving?

Speaker 2

And y'all what do you mean leaving?

Speaker 2

Leaving me?

Speaker 2

Oh hell no.

Speaker 2

Put her on the phone.

Speaker 2

Hey, I don't even want to talk to you, man.

Speaker 2

Put her on the phone.

Speaker 2

Put her on the phone, man.

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And look, you need to put her on the phone right now, leaving.

Speaker 2

Y'all don't believe that, man.

Speaker 2

I want to hear her say that.

Speaker 3

You want to talk to me?

Speaker 2

Oh, yeah, you're saying let me talk to my wife, man.

Speaker 1

Cause you you're about to make

Speaker 1

happy.

Speaker 2

Maybe.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2

Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 2

What's this dude talking about?

Speaker 2

Why are you telling me this on the phone?

Speaker 2

Why can't you just come home and tell me this is my face, man?

Speaker 2

Wait, why can't you just tell me this to my face?

Speaker 3

Hey, hey, hey, bruh.

Speaker 3

Come on, man.

Speaker 2

No, no, man.

Speaker 2

Why are you home, man?

Speaker 2

I'm gonna talk to my wife, man.

What the f

Speaker 3

Hey, hey, hey, bruh.

Speaker 3

I I I I know this is painful, man.

Speaker 2

No, you don't know.

Speaker 2

You don't know nothing.

Speaker 3

Hey, brother, I know this.

Okay.

Speaker 2

I just put my wife on the phone.

Speaker 2

What are you?

Speaker 2

If you if you got any ounce of a man in you, just put my wife back on the phone.

Speaker 3

Let me can I say something to you, man?

Speaker 2

What you listen unless it's my wife on the phone, but you ain't got nothing to tell me.

Speaker 3

I'm gonna put on in a second, but let me say this to you, man.

Speaker 2

Say say it, man, and wrap it up, all right?

Speaker 3

I just want you to know this, Brian.

Speaker 2

This is Let me know something.

Speaker 3

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbin morning show.

Speaker 3

Tommy got me the prank phone call, you hold on.

So

Speaker 2

okay, if you pranking me, I what's up with the airport and stuff in the back then?

Speaker 2

Well, y'all let the airport?

Speaker 3

No, bruh.

Speaker 3

Your wife is here at the studio, man.

Speaker 3

Ain't nothing happening, man.

Speaker 3

Your wife hold on, let you talk to her.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3

You alright?

Speaker 3

First of all, are you all right?

Speaker 2

Man, uh

Speaker 2

man.

Speaker 2

Uh it was about to be a murder scene, man.

Speaker 1

Look at me.

Speaker 1

Now now who's a big prankster, huh?

Speaker 1

I got you.

Speaker 2

Finally.

Speaker 2

You could have been a little bit more subtle now.

Speaker 1

You and y'all and your brother, you think y'all the only ones can prank people.

Speaker 3

You say you and your brother be pranking all the time, man.

Speaker 2

What is light stuff, though?

Speaker 2

I ain't gonna girl.

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You ain't

Speaker 1

happy birthday, baby.

Speaker 3

Oh, you got a birthday coming up?

Speaker 3

Happy birthday, Brian.

Speaker 2

Yeah, man.

Speaker 2

Great gift.

Speaker 2

Great gift, man.

Speaker 2

Let me talk to my wife, man.

Speaker 3

I I I got nothing to do with your wife.

Speaker 3

Hold on.

Please.

What?

Woman?

Speaker 2

You got me, all right?

Speaker 2

Don't don't you ain't gotta go this far, all right?

Speaker 1

Supposed to be funny.

Speaker 1

I did feel a little bad when you kind of started tearing up, but I'm glad to know you fight for me like that.

Speaker 2

Fight it was gonna be some fight.

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It wasn't gonna be a fight.

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Oh, girl, just a

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bring your black home.

Speaker 1

I'm coming, baby.

Speaker 2

Don't even stop at red light.

Speaker 2

Say don't stop at red light.

Hello.