Angry Man Gets Pranked
2:21Nephew Tommy calls an irate man who threatens violence and claims to have twenty tracks, only to find out it's a prank.
Transcript
72 linesHere it is, y'all.
Here it is, y'all.
Y'all been waiting on it.
Y'all been anticipating.
What the fuck?
Who is this?
Been talking about it.
Been asking me.
You don't call my personal number.
What the hell wrong with you?
I can't get y'all off of me.
Y'all been waiting.
Come out.
Tommy, when you gon' do it.
Emailing me.
Man, come on, don't do me like that, bro.
You keep it no.
When you gon' put it out there.
Since you so bold like you, uncut, unsensor.
This is the coldest mother.
Uh-uh, hold up, Kevin.
Uh-uh.
Uh-huh.
Don't beep that beat that.
Don't beep that.
This is uncut and uncensored.
This is the baddest spring phone call C D in the land.
Uh, is he yelling at me?
I said it, I ain't taking none of it back.
Don't call my motherfucking house no more.
I got twenty tracks for you.
I believe this conversation is over.
Uncle Steve, wish he could be here cussing with me on the club.
Now, get your kids and put them up.
I done put mine up.
And then you got to know to put my bottom motherfucker.
Mine ain't listened to it either.
Y'all so good.
I'm telling you, this ain't ready.
How do you get my goddamn number?
It ain't ready, PG 13 is stupid motherfucker.
Don't make me whoop your ass.
Now get all your folks around.
Listen to me.
You listen to me.
Y'all get some hennes and E and J.
That's right, Earth and Dirk.
I don't have a problem burying you with the word.
Sit back, tilt your head.
Turn the CD up loud and watch Tommy at the damn food.
Man, speak up.
Who is this?
Ah damn!
The bad motherfucker, get mad, motherfucker.
Fucking incredible.
Now what you gonna do?
I don't have a problem kicking your black ass.
You gonna get your ass whooped by a blood, man.
Who the fuck is you talking about?
You gonna either give me some money or I'ma get it at your ass.
Who you think you talking to?
I'm gonna kill your ass.
You ain't finna do nothing to me.
You're not gonna do nothing to my brother.
You're a lightweight cupcake ass nigga.
Don't make me whoop your ass.
Who the fuck is this man?
That's his nephew time from the Steve Harvey morning show.
You just got crank.
Oh no.
Unfucking believable, man.
I cannot believe this fish.