Cusser of the House

We gotta love President Morocco Bob.

I love him.

I think he is the shit.

If you smell something funky as hell, because he

off the chat.

But let me tell you something.

I get mad at him sometimes.

I do, because motherfucker don't, you know, he always takes the high row.

The motherfucker be talking shit to him, and I be looking at the TV, and motherfucker just be them the Republicans just be saying some fucked up shit.

And I'd be looking at it like

a say something.

Fuck him!

That's why we ain't president, you know.

Because he's smooth with his shit, he had that shit.

But I wish before he left office.

I wish before he left office.

He would create a new position in the white house.

I wish he would have

a cusser.

See, that way when they rolled up on our boat with that bullshit.

Y'all remember when he first got in office?

They was calling him all kind of names and tall baby and all kinds of shit.

See when shit like that happened.

If he had a cuss of the house.

See that shit don't trip.

He just, uh

hang on.

Uh you're calling me.

A tar baby.

And I

know that's quite alright.

But I have someone.

I have someone that I would like for you to talk to.

Now, not

Michelle and I

have hung up.

For someone to fulfill this position.

And we think we've chosen the best cursor

of the United States of America.

And this guy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

He's been cursing for a mighty long time.

And I think I think he's put it up with that.

So for you to call me a thumbnail.

I want you to be a dress.

By the one and only with cursor on the house.

Come on, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it up.

Give it up, give it up.

Give it up to the one and only, Mr.

Steve Harvey.

Give it up.

Who in the fuck is your Indian ass talking?

You ain't saying this bullshit to my motherfucking president.

I wish to fuck your idiot ass.

Stay that bullshit.

You don't hear me on the radio Monday then.

One of y'all that's seeing some bullshit.

I believe.