The Pool Water Thief

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Hello?

Hello, my speaker Darnell.

Hey man, uh you you uh you know Miss uh Miss that live next door to you.

Yeah, yeah, she looks to that door, yeah.

Okay, my name's K T.

I'm her nephew.

How you doing today?

I'm doing all right.

Okay, listen, man.

Uh you you I'm trying to make sure I got the right person on the right side of the house.

You you the one that's got the pool in the backyard, right?

Yep.

Okay.

Here's the problem, man.

My Amy called me complaining talking about her water bill way over a thousand dollars.

So I'm over here at the house now.

I'm trying, I'm walking all around the house trying to see if it's a leak or something.

What can be possibly make my Amy's, you know, uh water bill that be that sky.

Huh?

Her water bill ain't never no more than seventy $80.

So I come over here, man.

I'm looking and looking.

Hell, I look next door and realize it's a damn pool over here.

I already know what's done happened.

Okay, Donel, I already know.

Hold on, man.

First of all, dog, I don't even know you.

Secondly, you calling me really about some and third, I'm at work.

Okay, I got that.

But my ain't a bill is over a thousand dollars, and there's only one way it could have happened.

You done ran my that ain't my problem, man.

I ain't trying to disrespect you, but that ain't my problem.

Well, listen, man.

You done ran my ain't a water holes till your day.

Don't call me with this come out of ran.

I got my own pool and my own water.

Ain't nobody use your ain't uh water.

That's the only way my 80 uh bill is a thousand dollars, man.

Hey man, y'all need to go check for some some leaks or some.

I ain't used nobody's water.

I didn't check.

I don't need to use a bar.

I got my own water hose.

I check for some leaks.

That water that's in your pool came out of my 80 water holes, and that's why my 80 water a thousand.

Look here, bro.

First of all, you need to take some of that base out your board.

That's number one.

All right, you don't know me like that, play.

You know, I know that Mr.

Nice ain't everything, man, but I'm about to catch a case.

Hey man, all I'm finna say, I'm finna tell you this right here.

First of all, I'm finna go next door in your yard and let my kids swim.

I'm I'm gonna tell you like I'm gonna tell you like this, bruh.

You come over to my fing yard, see what f happen.

Okay, I f first of all, I'm finna turn your water hose on and run your water half to death the way you ran my 80s when you fill your pool up.

Man, look, if you come anywhere near my problems, dog, I swear to God, I will get off work and come down and whoop your f you don't know me like that.

I don't know you, I don't know you, and you don't know me.

But I do know you steal water because you stole water from my 80.

Now first of all, I ain't never stole none of my life.

That's number one.

Okay.

Okay, and I don't like the way you treat my.

You want to pay the thousand dollars back, or we just finna we just I ain't paying listen, Lizzy, listen to me clearly.

I ain't paying you a

thing.

I guess I'm just gonna have to swim all a thousand dollars off.

Everybody that I want over there I'm Bringing people over there.

We just gonna swim the thousand dollars out the pool.

Let me tell you something.

This sounds old clear f SOC.

Bring your over here and get in my f pool.

And bring whoever you want to to and see what the f happened.

Hey, hey, I'm I'm finna get in the pool.

I'm getting in the pool today.

Hey man, you don't know what f you f with, bro.

On the pool.

I'm getting in the pool.

You're gonna make me reach back and come to some old school.

I've been trying not to do that, bro, but you gonna make me come back, bro.

I'm telling you.

Get in my f pool to see what the f happened.

We getting in the pool today.

Alright, alright, alright.

I tell you what.

You go and get all them people that you talking about.

And y'all gonna get in the pool.

Matter of fact, get a DJ and and just have a good old time.

I tell you what, I'm finna get in my f car.

You hit these keys, I'm about to get in my car, bruh.

And I'll tell you what, what you got on?

So I know who the f I'm gonna f up.

I'm gonna be the one in the swimming, some blue swimming trump.

That's who I'm here.

I'm KT.

Okay, all right, well, all right, well, KC, who the f your name is, dog.

When I get over there, we're gonna have a nice little meeting, bruh.

And I'm gonna say it ain't gonna be but two sound.

Me hitting your f and you hitting the ground, bruh.

Straight up.

All I know is I'm in, I'm finna be uh you you didn't you didn't you done disrespect my ain't that took her water.

Man, look, disrespect when I went to when you call me with this number one.

I mean, like I said, Miss never done nothing to me.

She's a nice lady.

I'm more yard sometime, but I'ma tell you what, bruh.

You about to make her not like me.

Because I'm gonna f your b up call me with this.

I'm gonna get mighty fact, I line a skinny deal.

I lie to get in there naked.

Man, I wish you would get my fool naked man.

Man, what the f is this, dog?

My name is KT.

Miss is my ain't and somebody that ran a thousand dollars up on her water.

I'm gonna whoop Misshew.

This is gonna be mad at me because I'm about to whoop your f dog.

No, you ain't finna do nothing to me.

You ain't finna do nothing to me.

You dog you how about that?

Hey man.

Hey, hey, I hear what you saying.

I hear all of that, but you display you ain't heard me.

You disrespect.

Hey man, you disrespected my Amy when you took the water from her.

You disrespect me by calling me with this.

Ain't nobody use your f water.

You a water thief, man.

You a water thief.

Alright, bruh.

Alright, bro.

I tell you what, like I said, get my cool and see what the happy.

I'm finna go over there right now.

I'm here in my ain't in the house changing my clothes.

Okay, what else?

Hey, okay.

I got one more thing else I need to say to you.

Man, you ain't gotta say a thing to me, bro.

Yes, I do.

I got to tell you this.

This nephew Tommy from the

What?

You say

Hey Darnell man.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, man.

Your partner Lee.

Hey, bruh.

Hey man, yo, this is a

bruh.

Y'all ooh, ooh, ooh.

Hey man, your boy Levi got me to crank you.

Ooh, bruh.

Y'all just don't know my poor head up in here sweating.

I'm in here for getting crunked, my oh my god.

My bad, my bad.

I need to cuss.

No, no, oh, you you've been cussing though, Darnell.

Hey, man.

Hey man, you called me with the book.