Apartment 316 Superstition

Apartment 360.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Dale.

Yeah, this is Dale.

Hey Dale, how you doing, man?

My name is Vaughn, dude.

Uh you live in uh I'm trying to make sure I got the right dude, man.

You live in Fort, right?

Apartments?

Yeah, I live in

going on.

Okay, you live in apartment uh three sixteen, right?

Yeah, is it something I need to be worried about what's going on with my apartment.

Oh no, no, no.

Everything's cool with your apartment, man.

Uh I got your number from um lady at the uh at the leasing office.

Regarding what not?

What's in what's it in regards to?

Well, actually what's gonna help me is I'm gonna move to Court.

And what I wanted to do, you know, uh see man every apartment I've always had, I've always lived in apartment three sixteen.

And I know you in three sixteen, so they you know, the girl at the office gave me, you know, because I don't want to move nowhere else where I can't be in room three sixteen.

I gotta be, you know, it's just real superstitious, I know, but I kinda I gotta have part of it.

Hey, hold on.

Uh you say your name Vaughn.

Yeah, yeah, I'm Vaughn.

Right, Vaughn.

And who gave you my number again?

Uh one of the ladies at the leasing office when I was over there.

Who was it?

Uh I can't really remember her name, man.

Uh look, little man, hey.

Well, listen, cut this and I'm gonna tell you like this, man.

Don't call me for nothing like that, man.

Now I ain't moving out of my apartment, man.

I've been staying up for four years.

When I move out that apartment, I move in the house.

You understand?

Let all this shit.

going with your with your which whatever it is 316 you 132 that's on you man it ain't one three

I gotta stay in three sixteen man see that's that's what I'm trying to say I I done find the lease so I'm stuck with it I got to get that apartment so I'm gonna try to tell you would you like to which which other apartment would you like to move to and I go on and get them to move your stuff.

Ain't nothing moving.

Only thing I ain't gonna move is them numbers.

You can add them up, divide them, do whatever you want to them but I ain't moving.

So you're gonna have to get that to your head man and really I'm I don't know who the f gave you my number with like this.

I'm at work and sh calling me with s like this I don't even know no Vaughn.

No no you don't know me though I I asked them who was in 316.

They told me that ain't none of your business who in 316 man I'm trying to do this as respectful as possible.

You know like I said I really can't function unless I'm living in a

disrespect me then.

Do a disrespectful then because I'm gonna show dude this you call me with like this I don't give a favor no I don't care if that was your favorite scripture.

Okay.

See now you're gonna make this hard okay so let me let me say this to you.

I know I already told a lady I want to be in 316 she told me I needed to deal with Dell nah I'm trying to deal with you in a polite way.

Okay, because like I say I can't function man unless I'm in apartment 316.

I can't I can't even get them go to work.

I cannot function.

Okay I have to have that apartment number dude.

Alright so it sounds like you got a problem on your hands man.

Whatever your problem is that's your problem.

Ain't got to do with me.

Don't call me no like that.

Like I say, I've been staying in 316 I'm gonna stay in 316 till I move to a house.

You need to find something else to do.

And really I'm off at the b that gave you my number to call me with the is I can't believe you

call me this to you I don't like the way you talking to you talking to me and I told you I don't like the way you come at me with that come at me with a f number.

What the f I look Like you, man.

316.

Excuse me, dog?

What you say?

You calling me with this.

I tell you what, man.

Come at me or come at my apartment with that d and you gonna see it, man.

You understand what I'm saying?

Hey man, I'm trying to handle this respectably, man.

Okay.

All right.

That's what I'm trying to do.

I'm trying to tell you honestly, dog, I cannot function outside of them three numbers.

I have to live in apartment three sixteen.

That ain't my business, man.

No, I don't want to come move your s but I do.

Hold on.

Oh, run it back.

What you say?

I said, I don't want to have to move your

save that down.

That me s up.

What you you gonna come move my I want hey matter of fact, come yeah.

Come on.

Come move 316.

316.

I had a three for your come on, man.

Come on, come move my man.

Come on, 210 silence.

Come on, move your ass.

All kinds of sh going on in the world with numbers.

I got 365 days.

Deal with this because I'm at work.

You won't.

I'm on my nine to five and you come at me about three sixteen.

I'm gonna move somebody.

That's all I got to say, man.

It's gonna be you.

I'm gonna get the leasing office for even giving you my number.

Hey, hey, man.

I'm trying I'm just trying to tell you I have to stay under them numbers, man.

I have to.

I'm superstitious like that.

I know I know everybody ain't like that, but I just happen to be like that.

You know what I'm saying?

Everybody ain't like that, man.

I ain't got time to be dealing with really everybody ain't got time to sit up and listen to like this.

Man, you look up a Chris, man.

Other than that, I've been out this job looking for what what apartment number did they give you?

They gave me like 329 or something like that.

I don't I can't stay there, man.

That's what I'm gonna meet you at, man.

Meet me at 329, six o'clock tonight.

How about them numbers?

Okay, okay.

So how about these numbers right here?

877 29 C.

What that means?

877 29 C.

877 29 C.

You ain't never heard that number before?

Yeah, what's in the what the I it sounds familiar.

That's the number to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Cause this is nephew Tommy, and you just got pranked.

By your co-worker, Linda.

I became

sh it's it sounds crazy as hell.

I'll believe me for a second had me rolling.

Got me about to take off and go to the lease and I'll be calling right now.

Who you say got me now?

Yo, ain't you got a coworker named Linda?

Linda.

Ain't this about Linda covered for Linda right now?

I wonder why the hell she takes so long, she put your open, man.

God, y'all had me going though, man.

Hey Dale, I got one more thing to ask you, man.

Dale, you at work for real, ain't you?

Yeah.

Hey man, what's the baddest radio show in the land, man?

Steve Robbins Martin.

She's in cleaners.

Come on, cat dog.

Let's go.