Parrot Benny Again

Must be the device.

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Okay, hey man, this Chris.

I live above you.

I ain't never met you before, but uh you you you have you been calling the leasing office about uh uh complaining on me about I'm making too much noise or what?

Yeah, man.

My bad, bruh.

I I was trying to catch you, man.

I couldn't never uh I could never catch you at home, man.

It's just like, you know, bro, I I work at night.

I work at night.

Okay, let's make it make sense.

Bruh, if you at work at night, somebody in your somebody in your apartment talking loud than a keeping me up, scrap business.

Okay, you got a roommate or something?

No, I ain't got no room.

I ain't got no roommate.

Man, Benny somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation.

It's like two people in there talking loud every night.

That's Benny, man.

Benny be talking.

Okay, you say you ain't got no roommates.

Who who is Benny?

Who is Benny?

Benny is my bird, my parrot.

That's Benny be talking.

Oh, man, stop with me, dog.

Listen, man.

Why why wait a minute.

You trying to tell me um.

Bird, man.

I done have Benny ten years.

That's my bird.

Birds don't even live that long.

So so now I'm up at night.

I'm f at the work because of cause a bird?

That's what you want.

That's that's what you call me to tell me.

A f bird.

I call you to tell you you ain't gotta be putting these complaints on me, man.

But I I'm at I'm gone at night.

That's Benny talking, man.

Where the fenny then?

Wait a minute.

Hey, look, I'm telling you now, do something with the f bird then, or it's gonna be some consequences and repercussions.

I'm talking about some fried chicken around this Hey man, Benny is like a family member to me.

Two can Sam, the chicken on the carflake box, Kentucky chicken, churches, call that your bird.

Hey man, you don't tell me nothing bad about my bird.

Okay, brother, you know what?

Maybe me and you need to square off in front of each other.

Cause you don't you don't disrespect Benny, man.

All right, all right.

You think it's some all right, all right.

I bet that be on my table when I get home.

If it's a f bird, then I bet that be on my table, man.

Hey man, no, you ain't finna sit here and disrespect me and try to tell me what you gonna do to my bird.

But you ain't finna do nothing stupid to Benny.

Tell you what, I tell you what.

See, you can date you at home right now, but you go to work tonight.

I bet you Benny don't be at that tomorrow.

I bet you we be finger licking good tomorrow.

Hey man, hey man, hold on a minute, man.

Wait a minute, dog.

What you can't do is start talking about what you're gonna do to my bird.

Now I done told you you file for going to the leasing office calling me out, and now you on the phone.

I'm trying to work this out with you, and now you ain't trying to work out.

Now, first off, you b you call me and tell me that it's a bird holding a conversation with itself.

I'm I'm a stupid right now.

I'm a stupid to even continue this conversation about a m bird.

It's picking me up all night.

Are you serious?

Man, maybe you do some early or something, man.

Say, man, listen, bruh, listen.

Whatever the f it is, if it's a bird, a recording, whatever it is, you better do something with it.

I'm gonna be so insulted if this is a bird.

I'm gonna really find it.

It is a bird.

It's Benny, man.

It's Benny.

You all you had to do was come to me, and we could have had this like me.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Okay, okay, okay.

We're gonna have it like me in then.

First off.

Leasing office wouldn't give me a name.

What's your name?

My name, Chris.

Okay, Chris.

I'm different.

There we go.

There we go.

Listen, dog.

I ain't for the past three months.

You know what I'm saying?

I ain't really been getting no sleep because of this bird.

You say it's a bird.

Oh I don't believe that.

But a bird, my a bird.

Come on, dog.

That's what you're doing with the bird.

Do something for 10 years.

Well, look.

Take the f the work with you then.

I don't care.

Figure something out.

But whatever going on up there with you and your bird need to come to an immediate hop.

Or it's gonna be some dog.

Hey, man, hey, man.

What you can't do is threaten me by what's going on in my household, man.

Look here, you and Benny, Benny, Minnie, whatever the name is.

You need to do something with that, or it's gonna be some real issues.

Man, why am I going back and forth with you about this?

And you keep telling me something about a bird.

It's a bird.

What's the problem with it?

What's the problem understanding that people have pet birds?

Say, man, I don't give a f if you have a pet bird.

But really, this talks all night long.

How do you, how do you, how do you live with this then?

Because a fon never shut up.

I tell you what, I'll tell you what Benny told me to tell you, though.

Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Chris.

Wait, wait, bruh.

I don't want to hear what no f bird told you to tell me.

Oh my gosh.

Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you?

What?

What?

What the f did Benny?

Benny told me to tell you this.

That this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy Sean.

You none.

David, did I get you, man?

You got me, dog.

You got me.