Bad Breath Prank

Hello.

I'm trying to read uh Kelvin, Kelvin Davis.

Yeah, this is Calvin.

Who am I speaking with?

How are you doing, Kelvin?

Um let me make sure I got the right Kelvin.

Kevin, you you um at the job, you um you work on the fourth floor, right?

Yeah, I work on the fourth floor.

Are you in the cubicle next to Randy?

Yeah, matter of fact, I am.

Uh, but but who who am I who am I speaking with?

Well, I'm not at liberty to give my name right now, but I'm bringing some news from the job that I think you might want to um, you know, this is some news I think that you would probably want to know.

And uh I'm just let's just say I'm the I'm an employee from another floor, and I got I got wind of what was going on on the fourth floor, and I wanted to, you know, I wanted to I wanted to bring it to your attention because I think uh on your floor, nobody's bringing this to your attention.

You know what I'm saying?

Okay, so look, let me get this straight.

You can't tell me your name, but you work on a floor below me.

Do you know me?

Uh I've seen you before.

I've seen you before.

Okay, no, no, no, no, no.

Do you know me?

I mean, I don't know you, no.

So no.

Let me let me Okay, so how did how did you get to so-called being the spokesperson for people who work with me?

Hey man, I like I say, I just wanted to give you the news because the whole fourth floor is gossiping about you and nobody's telling you what's going on.

Okay, so obviously the gossip is about me has gotten to you on the third floor, and now you are coming to be my deliverer, so to speak.

I'm I'm just a guy I'm just a guy bringing you some news, man.

I'm just here to let me uh let me ask you this, bro.

Are you are you flossing at night?

Am I what business is that of yours?

I'm just I'm just asking, are you flossing at night?

Do you floss on a regular basis?

Yeah, I floss on a regular basis.

What's that got to do with the price?

the TM China.

Okay.

What when's the last time you've been to the dentist?

Man, who the hell are you?

Let me tell you, to be honest with you, man, my problem is not really with you.

I'm really upset with the people on the floor that's not telling you.

But you know, why ain't you talking to them?

Well the the problem is, man, is that it is that they're talking about you and they're not telling you what your issue is.

So let's get to the issue at hand.

So you are flossing.

You are flossing.

That's what you're saying?

Damn straight out lost.

Okay, are you brushing your tongue?

Come on now.

You don't know me.

You have never talked to me, but you're gonna side with a bunch of folks that think they can't be able to do it.

I'm not siding with them, brother.

I'm not side with a bunch of folks.

You're making a call on their behalf, you're siding with them.

Okay, Kel, Kel man.

Kel, Kev, listen to me.

This this is this is messed up, dude.

Really?

You don't even know me and you're gonna approach me like this?

So Kel, they think you have ginger bites.

Oh

I mean are are you are when you go to your dentist, are y'all cleaning below your gums?

Dude, the dentist do what he do.

And I'm laying there with my mouth wide open.

And I go more than every six months.

So what the hell are you talking about?

Well okay something is wrong.

Okay?

And everybody's saying that it's you is your breath that's that's just uh you know they saying they leave in the fourth floor to go down to the lobby just to get some fresh air.

Oh that's bull well this is what I want you to do since you speaking on their behalf tell every one of them sorry so and so's that if they got a problem with me they need to come approach me and then if it's that bad I'll blow my stank ass breath in their face.

Bring it off this conversation with you is is really way off base because you have no business calling me telling me what they say.

Ca can I give you some some some items to mix together for you to gargo with later tonight.

Can I give it Oh, so you work you work in the building, but now you're a dentist.

Man, you know what?

This is bull and we're gonna settle this sh tomorrow first thing in the morning when I matter fact, I'm gonna go to the full floor and wait for all these sorry so-and-so's to come up there who's been talking about me behind my back.

And guess what?

You invited to the party too, player.

Since you're gonna be their representative, each one of them lying b when they get in there, as far as I'm concerned when tomorrow get here, is gonna be ass whooping.

And if you want some of it, show up since you're the representative.

But you can get a big thing.

Do you think it could be some cavities or something?

Do you think you're gonna be?

And whoever else wanna try to take it out, they gonna get it in there.

So guess what?

It's on tomorrow.

I know I ain't got ginger vibes.

Are you only brushing in the morning when you leave for work?

Are you only brushing?

Have you not understood me?

Don't keep questioning me.

You can question me tomorrow after I whoop their ass and yours.

Then you can't do it.

Can you bring can you bring Why'd you try to do why'd you do me this way?

Then I tell you.

Then I tell you.

Can you bring can you bring your toothbrush tomorrow?

Can you bring I'll bring a toothbrush?

It it it's five fingers on my toothbrush.

I bring 'em, they'd be bald up, and you will get the Mr.

Cleaning that you ain't never thought you would get from a dentist.

Okay.

They just don't know where to start it.

Hey man, hey, hey, bruh.

Bruh.

Calm down.

Calm down, man.

Just calm down.

We're trying to get to we're trying to fix the problem.

Listen.

This is gonna fix the problem.

Kevin, you kicking ass is not gonna change your breath.

It ain't I ain't gonna worry about it.

Well guess what?

So do you you you I mean, do you wanna know who who who put this out there?

I want you to know me when you see me tomorrow.

Go ahead and lay it out for me.

Tell me

all.

So this is nephew Tommy from the Steve R.

Morning Show.

Randy got me the prank phone call you, man.

You know what?

You almost told me to say something.

You is lying to me.

How you gonna call running to me like that, man?

Yeah, okay.

I got you.

You wait till I see Randy in the morning.

You wait till I see him.

Uh all right, man.

Give it to me.

This 2020, baby.

Tell me what is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Without a doubt, man.

It gotta be nephew Tommy and the Steve Harvey morning show.