Valentine's Gift for Diane

Hello?

Hey, I'm trying to reach uh Travis.

Yeah, this Travis.

Hey Travis, check this out, man.

This is Kenji Dow.

I'm trying to ask, uh I wanted to reach out to you, man.

Hey man, do you know what you getting uh you getting your girl Diane for uh for Valentine?

I want to make sure we don't get the same thing.

Who's this?

This is this Kendrick.

You wanna uh make sure that we all get the same thing for my girl?

Who how you know my girl?

Uh uh no I work with I work with Diane, man.

I'm getting all the uh ladies something here in the office.

I'm gonna get them all some.

Tell me, hold up, Dow.

Hold on, listen to me, man.

I'm trying to I'm trying to get some for all the ladies in the office.

I'm just gonna get this for my lady.

You can get something for everybody else.

I don't know about what you tell me trying to get us some f you talking about.

What the f tell your name is again?

No, my name is Kendrick.

Well my girl ain't never mentioned no Kendrick.

Hold on, let me go.

No, I'm not hold on, hold on, guys.

But what I'm trying to do, man, I'm just trying to get all the little ladies something, man.

Just a little, hey, hey, hold on, Dow.

Hold on, Dow.

Doing the most.

You do it for f right now.

You ain't gotta get for my lady.

You understand me?

Hey, hey, why why you coming at me sideways, man?

I'm like I say, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to get it, you know, you know, show my appreciation.

I work with them, man.

Just show them a little love.

And I want to make sure I wasn't getting the same thing that you might be getting them for uh you doing talent time.

Yeah, I'm telling you, dog.

I'm telling you, don't f with me, man.

Don't f with my gal.

You ain't got nothing to do with my girl.

You ain't got nothing to do with her, all right?

Let me call her down.

Who the who the hell is what you say your name was again?

My name is Ken's.

You simple f you gonna leave my girl alone.

I know that for sure.

Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, you ain't gonna come at me like this here, man.

You don't want to come inside when you talk about you trying to get something like yeah, you stupid trying to.

Huh?

No, I'm just gonna do a Hey, hold up, man.

I want to get my number something, man.

How you get my number anyway?

No, I got your number from from uh uh there's another dude uh told me in a number, he the one gave me your number.

But what's what's the big deal though?

I'm just trying to give her something for Valentine, man.

It ain't it ain't nothing serious.

Now what cube you you working?

Huh?

How long you been working anyway?

Uh I I've I've been here about three months, huh?

About three more months.

What the f make you think you're supposed to be buying anybody anything anyway, huh?

What you say your name was again, little hey dog, my name Kendrick, man.

But dog, why why all the house?

Don't why you being hostile?

You being hostile.

But that's what I'm trying to do.

You know what I'm talking about?

No, no, no.

I'm just trying to show the ladies in the office, you know, that I got love and respect for.

Show my wife no love.

We gotta level her around here.

You ain't gotta show my wife nothing.

You simple.

What what floor you want on, dog?

I work on the fourth floor.

I know they're on the third floor, but I'm right in on their we all cool, man.

I you uh I don't even want to say in the hostility, man.

How did you know my wife?

I just know her working with her, dog.

That's it.

So what makes you think you're supposed to be buying her uh a belly time's gift?

Hey, hey dog, let me ask I say you know what, man, I don't even want to argue.

Let me ask you this here, man.

Do you think she likes single?

Uh I'm on my way, dog.

I'm on my way right now.

Well, what hold on, now what's the deal, man?

Don't be playing with my family like that.

You understand what we've been going through, dog?

I'm about to man.

What you say you are on the fourth floor?

Yeah, but dog, what what you all house style for, man?

I'm just wait what what what you because you in?

No, dog.

I'm I'm on the I'm on the fourth floor, they on the third, dog.

I'm you know, my cube right when you get off the elevator.

But why are you tripping though?

Dog, you talk about right now, dog?

You ain't nobody buying my note, my wife knows your secret.

Hey, you got a girlfriend, a wife or something?

What?

You gotta you are you married?

No, no, I got a little, you know, little something something I'm seeing right now, but I ain't gonna say nothing.

Get that up, dog.

You can leave my wife for five of this.

You know what I'm talking about?

Uh how many people you been called with this anyway.

Now you the first person I call.

I'm the first person you call.

I'm glad you did call me, you stupid.

You about to get your f whooped out.

Don't be you need to focus on that that little napper head whatever that is that you got on your team.

You feel me?

You know, somebody live.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold up, man.

Hold on.

First of all, you know what, man?

You finna quit talking crazy to me.

That's what you finna.

You finna quit talking crazy to What you said?

Wait, no.

All I'm saying is you ain't gotta be, you ain't gotta be tripping or hostile with me or where you acting, dog.

That's all I'm saying.

What?

You wanna call me talking about you about to file uh a gift for my my wife?

You leave me and Diane out of your little boo, dog.

You about to get your book, dog.

Count me with some like this.

Fuck.

What you say your name where the g dog?

My name's Kendrick, man.

All I'm saying is I'm gonna try to be nice to the ladies in the office, dog.

That's all I ain't nice.

We don't need two nicers around here, you about to get that's what's about to happen.

Hey man, you ain't gotta have no hostile attitude about this, man.

You and my attitude, down you just one of them all rudical trying to give them my dad, Diane already know the game.

Diane, you can leave her out of this.

I'm telling you, you about to get your in the situation.

That's what you're about to do.

Don't buy her gift.

You buy our gift.

And you see what happened.

Oh, so so so okay, hold on, dog.

Either I can buy her a gift or not.

Now I asked you before, what side of Dick to her secrets do she wear, man?

Buy whatever you think she was.

Whatever you think she was, you buy her at.

Okay, so you cool with me getting something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm cool with you getting something.

If you cool with me getting a panty and bra set, man, you cool with getting your

waxed right now.

Now you back to being half style.

Now either I can buy something or I can't.

Why you tripping?

I don't know how you got my number, but I tell you the truth, man.

You better you better leave my wife alone, dog.

Don't don't even look at Diane.

You feel me?

Don't even look at Diane.

You don't get your

You don't know you.

Okay, dog.

Let me t let me tell you this because I tell you something to you, man.

What?

What?

I I just want to tell you this, man.

This is nephew Tom from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Your wife.

Your wife Diane got me the prank phone call, you man.

What?

Hey dog, dog.

This nephew Tommy man for the Steve Arby Morning Show.

Your wife.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm gonna get up.

I'ma get up.

Nephew Tommy, man.

Somebody was about to get the move up there on the fourth floor.

I'm talking about with the music right off the elevator.

Today, you a fool, man.

I'ma get her.

I'ma get her.

Somebody gonna f you up, Tommy man.

For real, man.

Cold is that this I'm telling you, man.

You had me over here about the I ain't gonna say.

I ain't even gonna say to you all.

Nah, hey, hey, hey, one more thing though.

What's the baddest radio show in the land?

Man, uh Steve Harvey Morning Show, man.

God