Jealous boyfriend Valentine call

Hey, I'm trying to reach uh Travis.

Yeah, this Travis.

Hey Travis, check us out, man.

This Kendrick doll.

I'm trying to ask uh on the reach out to you, man.

Hey man, do you know what you getting uh what you getting your girl Diane for uh for Valentine?

I want to make sure we don't get the same thing.

Who is this?

This is this Kendrick.

You wanna uh make sure that we don't get the same thing for my girl who how you know my girl?

Uh uh no, I work with I work with Diane, man.

I'm getting all the uh ladies something in the office.

I'm gonna get them all.

What I don't know, hold up, dog.

Hold on, listen to me, man.

I'm trying to I'm trying to get something for all the ladies in the office.

I'm just gonna get this for my lady.

You can get something for everybody else.

I don't know about what you tell me.

Trying to get a f you talking about what the f say your name is again?

No, my name is Kendrick.

My girl ain't never mentioned no Kendrick.

Hold on, let me go.

No, no, no, hold on, guys.

You rolled up too fast.

But what I'm trying to do, man, I'll be trying to get all the little ladies something, man.

Just a little, hey, hey, hold up, Dow.

Hold up, Dow.

Doing the most.

You doing some f right now.

You ain't gotta get for my lady.

You understand me?

Hey, Doc, why why you coming at me sideways, man?

I'm like I say, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to get it, you know, you know, show my appreciation.

I work with them, man.

Just show them a little love.

And I want to make sure I wasn't getting the same thing that you might be getting them for uh you doing Valentine.

Yeah, I'm telling you, dog.

I'm telling you, don't f with me, man.

Don't f with my gal.

You ain't got nothing to do with my gal.

You ain't got nothing to do with her, all right?

Let me call her down.

Who the who the hell is what you say your name was again?

My name Kiss.

You simple f you better leave my girl alone.

I know that's for sure.

Hey, hey, guys, hey, hey, you ain't gonna come to me like this here, man.

You don't want to come inside where you talk about you trying to get something like stupid ass you trying to do.

No, I just try to get

hold up, man.

I gotta know, man.

How you get my number anyway?

No, I got your number from from uh uh there's another dude uh told me in that your number, he the one gave me your number.

But what's what's the big deal now?

I'm just trying to give us something for Valentine, man.

It ain't it ain't nothing serious.

Now what cubic you work at?

Huh?

How long you been working anyway?

Uh I I've I've been here about three months and uh about three, what month?

What the f make you think you supposed to be buying anybody anything anyway, huh?

What you say your name was again?

Hey dog, my name Kendrick, man, but down why why all the how you want Kendrick?

Don't why you being hostile?

You being hostile.

But that's what I'm trying to do.

You know what I'm talking about?

No, no, I'm just trying to show the ladies in the office, you know, that I got love and respect for.

Show my wife no love.

What the fellow, we got enough of her around here.

You ain't got sure my wife, nothing.

You simple.

What what floor you want on, dog?

I work on the fourth floor.

I know they're on the third floor, but I'm right in on there.

We all cool, man.

I just I don't even want to say in the hostility, man.

How do you know my wife?

I just know I'm working with her, dog.

That's it.

So what makes you think you're supposed to be buying a uh a Valentine's gift?

Hey, hey dog, let me ask I say you know what, man.

I don't even want to argue.

Let me ask you this here, man.

Do you think she like Victoria's secret?

I'm on my way, dog.

I'm on my way right now.

Well, what what's going on, dog?

What's the deal, man?

Don't be playing with my family like that.

You don't understand what we've been going through, dog?

I'm about to, man.

What you say you are on the fourth floor?

Yeah, but down, what what you all house style for, man?

I'm just wait what what what you because you in?

Dog, dog.

I'm I'm on the I'm on the fourth floor, they on the third, dog.

I'm you know, my cup of right when you get off the elevator.

But why is you tripping though?

Dog, you talking about right now, dog.

You ain't nobody buying my no my wife no to your secrets.

Hey, you got a girlfriend, a wife or something, huh?

You gotta you are you married?

No, no, I got a little, you know, little something I'm seeing right now, but I ain't gonna say nothing.

Get that something, dog.

You can leave my wife out of this.

You know what I'm talking about?

Uh how many people you done called with this anyway.

Now you the first person I call.

I'm the first person you call.

I'm glad you did call me, you stupid.

You about to get your flood, dog?

Don't be you need to focus on that little napper head, whatever that is that you got on your team.

You feel me?

You know, somebody leave mine out of this.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold up, man.

Hold on.

First of all, then you know what, man?

You finna quit talking crazy to me.

That's what you're finna you finna quit talking crazy stuff.

What you said?

Wait, all I'm saying, hey man, all I'm saying is you ain't gotta be, you ain't gotta be tripping or hostile with me or where you acting, dog.

That's all I'm saying.

What do you want to call me talking about?

You about to file uh a gift for my my wife.

You leave me in the hand out of your little boo, dog.

You about to get your book, dog.

Cow me with some like this.

Fuck.

What'd you say your name was a dog?

My name's Kendrick, man.

All I'm saying is I'm gonna try to be nice.

the ladies in the office dog.

That's all he ain't nice.

We don't need two nices around here.

You about to get with that was about to happen.

Hey man, you ain't gotta have no hostile attitude about this, man.

You and my attitude down you just one of them all Rudical trying to give her my girl Diane don't already know the game.

I already know the game.

You feel me?

Diane, you can leave her out of this.

I'm telling you you about to get your ass in the situation.

That's what you're about to do.

Matter of fact, don't buy her a gift.

You buy her gift.

And you see what happened.

Oh so so so okay hold it up either I can buy her a gift or not.

Now ask you before what size did two and secret do she wear man.

Buy whatever you think she was whatever you think she was, you buy her that.

Okay, so you cool with me getting something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm cool with you getting something.

If you cool with me getting a panty and bra set man you cool with getting your wax right now now you back to being hostile.

Now either I can buy her something or I think why you tripping I don't know how you got my number but I tell you the truth man you better you better leave my wife alone dog.

Don't don't even look at Diane.

You feel me?

Don't even look at Diane don't get your

You don't know you.

Okay.

Let me let me tell you this I tell you something to you man.

What?

But I I just want to tell you this man this is nephew Tom from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your wife Diane

Your wife Diane I mean a prank for call you man

hey dog dog this nephew Tommy man for the Steve Harvey morning show your wife

I'm gonna get her I'ma get her

nephew Tommy man somebody was about to get moved up there on the fourth floor.

I'm talking about with the cut you right out the elevator today.

You a fool man I'm gonna get her I'm gonna get her somebody Don't f you up, Tommy, man.

For real, man.

Man, you had me over here about the I ain't gonna tell you.

I ain't even gonna tell you all.

I don't know.

No.

Hey, hey, hey, one more thing, though.

What's the baddest radio show in the lane?

Man, uh Steve Harvey Morning Show, man.

God, look.