Barber Turns Chair With His Privates

Uh Brady, how you doing, man?

My name my name is Dennis, man.

I got a haircut from you a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, what's up, Dennis?

What's going on for you, brother?

Hey, listen, um, uh I wanted to get an appointment with you, man.

Uh like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago, man.

My first time getting a haircut from you.

Did a real real good job, so I want to say thank you for that.

All right, no, not a problem.

Not a problem.

Okay.

Do you do you have any um in any time uh available on Thursday?

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Uh yeah, you can come up there Thursday, that'd be fine.

What what sh what's what's your name again, bro?

Uh, Dennis, man.

Dennis Okay, Dennis, well, I I see Dennis about by three o'clock, man, something of that nature.

I mean, you know I know I'm the workman, you know.

Three o'clock you'll be there?

Yeah, yeah, I'll be here right three o'clock.

Okay, okay.

Hey hey, I I I I got a little bit of situation though, man, that happened last time I was there.

I kinda wanted to talk to you about it, man, because it it kinda caught me off guard.

So I w I I wanted to holler at you, man, and see if we could rectify the problem before I came back up there.

Well, what happened?

Well, somebody disrespect yourself.

I mean, what what was the deal?

Well well, um i i it really wasn't somebody, man, it it was it was it was it was actually you.

Me.

Well, I mean, what's the what happened?

Well here's the deal, man.

When you was cutting my hair, when it when it was time to turn the the the chair, you y you didn't turn the chair with with with with with your hand, man.

See, Brady, man, you you turned the chair with your with your private part.

Uh oh, come on, bruh.

Say Dennis, I mean, Dennis, I'm a professor, man.

I've been doing this fifteen years, bruh.

Right, right.

I don't think it's anything uh deliberate, man.

I think you just do it unconsciously, man, 'cause you know you be leaning over on the chair cutting, and I think you don't realize, you know, you be turning the chair with your private part instead of doing it with your hand, man.

And see my hand got caught out there and I saw it out of the corner of my eyes, I saw your private part coming towards my hand.

I moved it just in time.

You understand?

See, Dennis, I I'm not understanding something, bruh, 'cause I don't I don't we don't operate like that line here.

'Cause you know, I I I don't make mistakes like that, but I mean, you know, I don't know.

You you sure you're talking to the right person, man.

Yeah, I mean, ain't you the third chair on the right when you walk in the door?

Yeah, that that is correct.

Okay, that's what I'm talking about, man.

And you cut me two weeks ago, and like I say, I really like my haircut, so I want to call back and rectify this problem.

But you know, you gotta turn the chair with your hand and not till private part.

If not, we're gonna have a problem.

Oh, okay, but I I I I feel you and I I understand you your your complaint and everything.

I mean, I I'm not understanding what you're saying, but but I don't do that, you know.

But I mean, we we will be glad to, you know what I'm saying, give you another cut or whatever, you understand me and you know, but but I I don't move nobody, you know, around with my private man, you know, that's just not me.

Okay, I understand what you're saying, but I want you to hear what I'm saying.

If you put your private on there at all when I come in there Thursday, then I I promise you I'm gonna jump up and we're gonna have a problem.

Well, well, well see, now now now right there's I I'm not I'm not feeling that jump up having a problem because you know, you you don't really know me like that, bro.

You know, I mean I'm I'm trying to be professional here and and and and solve your little issues that you got, you understand me, but but all this jumping up and and stuff you're talking about doing, I I I don't know about all that stuff.

I'm trying to come in and get a nice haircut and walk out with a nice haircut.

What I don't want to do is come down there, you lean over, put your private part where I got my arms and my hands at and I got whooped your Now that's what I don't know.

I'm talking about what you're doing.

You're talking about I'm texting you wrong.

You touched me wrong two weeks ago when you put your private on my hand, man.

You feel me?

Hey dog, all I'm trying to say is a brother trying to come in and get his haircut and walk out feeling like a man and not walk out feeling violated, man, because you didn't turn the tail with your private part all up against my hand and my elbow and stuff, man.

I'm a grown and say, bro, you know, I I'm trying to talk to you, do you feel?

But now you don't rub me wrong.

Ain't no punks lying here, you understand me.

Then keep it off my hand.

Say hold on, let me tell you something.

Say, man, we don't play this over here.

You bring your stupid over here.

I'm gonna tell you right now, you can be back up like this.

You understand me?

No, play no f over here.

This is this ain't no salon.

It's a barbershop.

It's real f over here, you hear me?

You hear me?

I hear what you saying, but let me explain something to you.

Quit using your hips and your private section like a pinball machine.

I'm gonna tell you right now, boy.

I will push up on your you come up on that.

You understand me?

I'm trying to get a haircut and walk out of there like a man, feeling like a man.

I bet you open you up.

I'm gonna open you up, boy.

You must say you oh hell no, no, kiss up.

No, f that.

No, come on here with that.

You know, tell you how to do something to your high.

What you want to be?

This ain't no salon.

This is a barbershop.

Do you understand me?

I understand Holt.

I ain't got no time for that.

Oh my friend.

Damn, I'm there.

I got somebody out of cut right now.

I ain't got time to you bring your dumb back over here.

You better come over here with your down or two straight.

I bet you did.

I don't do it.

You feel me?

I could have home, boy.

I don't do hell.

You feel me?

You know what, man, hold on to you, man.

Yeah, you got you'll come up here.

Yes, come on up here.

It'll recognize yourself when you come up here.

You feel what I'm saying?

Okay, okay.

I'm gonna put my real name on my shirt then.

You you wanna know what my real name is?

That's what's up.

That's what's up, baby.

Okay, then you might want to you won you want to know what name gonna be on the shirt?

I wanna know what's gonna be on the shirt.

All right then, the name on the shirt is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Oh my god.

Say, bro, my bad, man.

You got my

Hey, hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man.

What is?

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the layout.

Man,

so man.