Barber Turns Chair With His Privates
Dennis calls his barber Brady to complain that he turned the chair with his private area instead of his hand, threatening a problem if it happens again.
Nephew Tommy
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Be My Valentine? (Reprise)
A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.
Valentine's request at work
A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.
Wife's Joy Toy Upgrade
A fake Love Toys, Etc. representative tells Philip that his wife Jewel has had a "Joy Toy" for years and needs a new motor and fitting. The caller reveals that "Big Charles" is engraved on it before admitting his own name and the prank.
Blind Barber
A blind man calls a barbershop owner asking for a booth and to cut hair, leading to an argument about discrimination.
Child Support Until 21
A man calls a father claiming he is behind on child support and must pay until his son turns 21, even though the son is about to turn 18.
Child Support Until 21
A fake child support agent tells a father his payments will extend to age 21 despite his check stubs proving payments.