Valentine's request at work

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A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.

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Speaker 1

Uh yeah, I'm trying to read Sadavian.

Speaker 2

Yeah, this this this Dave you.

Speaker 2

What's happening?

Speaker 2

Who's this?

Speaker 1

Hey, what's up, bro?

Speaker 1

This this uh this Trevor, man.

Speaker 1

This Trev.

Speaker 1

They um you uh I got your number.

Speaker 1

You uh I work at the job with you, man.

Speaker 1

I'm in a different department, but I work at the job with you.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 2

Tre Trevor?

Speaker 2

Trevor.

Speaker 2

What would I know of?

Speaker 2

I don't know no Trevor.

Speaker 2

Well, what would I know, Trevor?

Speaker 1

Um, like I say, I'm in a different department, man.

Speaker 1

Um I'm I I see you guys sometime when y'all going to lunch, man.

Speaker 1

We be coming back.

Speaker 1

A couple of the ladies or whatever.

Speaker 1

I s I I see you going to see you going to lunch, you know, back and forth or whatever.

Speaker 1

But yeah, like I say, I'm in a different department, you know.

Speaker 2

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2

Well, uh, what can I help you with, man?

Speaker 2

Well, can I can I help you with something?

Speaker 2

Is there a reason to talk?

Speaker 1

I know you ain't got no waiting room.

Speaker 1

Are you married?

Speaker 2

Am I married?

Speaker 2

What's up with what kind of questions is that?

Speaker 2

I ain't married.

Speaker 2

What's happening?

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool.

Speaker 1

I wanted to ask you this here, man.

Speaker 1

Will you um will you be my Valentine?

Speaker 2

Well, you say what?

Speaker 2

Maybe I heard that wrong.

Speaker 2

We rewind that, bro.

Speaker 2

Come back, come come back around.

Speaker 1

I I said, you know, will you be my Valentine?

Speaker 2

So, first of all, listen, man.

Speaker 2

I don't know who told you to call me with this.

Speaker 2

Uh no disrespect to the people.

Speaker 2

I was hoping we go out and get some dinners.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1

Sinks on.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Speaker 2

What the f why would a person get this person?

Speaker 2

Sir, I I I don't know why you well which wait.

Speaker 2

Let me ask you this.

Speaker 2

Was it the color that I wore or something?

Speaker 2

Did I have a haircut?

Speaker 2

Did I have a piercing or something in my nose or something?

Speaker 1

I mean, I I I just you know, I just I just missed, you know.

Speaker 2

Hey bro, d listen, this is a serious situation, my man.

Speaker 2

You can't be brother, I don't I don't I don't even get out like that.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 2

I no, you no

Speaker 2

I'm not gonna I'm not gonna f this job.

Speaker 2

I'm not gonna f this job.

Speaker 2

You must have got me mixed up with some other person.

Speaker 2

Trying me every day, man.

Speaker 2

Listen, man.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna get off the phone with you.

Speaker 2

I'm I'm a little confused.

Speaker 2

I'm just trying to figure out why you thought I was the one to call for this.

Speaker 2

I mean, maybe somebody told you something about me, bro, and they got it mixed up with somebody else.

Speaker 2

I know my name kind of funny or whatever, but that's why I use days, because I ain't want nobody to get it confused or you you you know what I'm saying, but obviously I need to maybe shorten it or put D or something like that.

Speaker 1

Maybe So you saying are you saying no dinner, man?

Speaker 2

Bro, how do you out of your fing line, bro?

Speaker 2

So you won't be the same, bro.

Speaker 2

No, no.

Speaker 2

Isn't it obvious to you that I'm not playing?

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, so you you you say you won't be my Valentine is what you say.

Speaker 2

Man, hell no, I ain't gonna be your Valentine, man.

Speaker 2

I ain't wanna have to like I know what time it is and the day I you I don't even get out like that, man.

Speaker 2

What the f yo, no, no, no.

Speaker 2

Listen, Tristan, you gotta understand, bro.

Speaker 1

You call it Trevor, man.

Speaker 1

It's Trevor.

Speaker 2

Listen, I don't give a damn about your name.

Speaker 2

You got me messed up first, you got me f up.

Speaker 2

First of all.

Speaker 2

Because I ain't one of the people that you you know what I mean.

Speaker 2

I know it's 2020.

Speaker 2

I know I'm from the old school.

Speaker 2

You understand?

Speaker 2

I don't I don't I I don't even know why this call, I don't even know why you f calling me, man.

Speaker 2

Give me my number out of the job, man.

Speaker 2

I'm trying to get a promotion and sh you calling me with this little f right here, man.

Speaker 2

I ain't got time for this, man.

Speaker 2

I got to do, man.

Speaker 2

You I can't believe, man, somebody give you my number, man.

Speaker 2

I know what my name is, man.

Speaker 2

I know how my name is.

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, so so let me ask you this here.

Speaker 2

Let me ask you this hitting.

Speaker 2

You got me f up.

Speaker 2

What you going from?

Speaker 2

I don't play that sh, man.

Speaker 2

I'm from the South Sand, man.

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, so South Side.

Speaker 1

South side.

Speaker 1

Let me ask you this here.

Speaker 1

You you you know Thaddeus, right?

Speaker 2

Hey, look, man, I know Thaddeus.

Speaker 2

What the f that got to do with what we're talking about right now.

Speaker 2

Every time you keep asking y'all these questions, man.

Speaker 1

Okay, it's got this to do with it, man.

Speaker 2

Look, I ain't going nowhere with nobody and all.

Speaker 2

Thaddeus, what's up, man?

Speaker 2

That's like I told you like a brother.

Speaker 1

Thaddeus, Thaddeus gave me your number, man.

Speaker 2

Why the f I'm gonna kill Thaddeus?

Speaker 1

When you kill Thaddeus, you might as well go and kill Tommy too.

Speaker 2

Who the f is Tommy, bro?

Speaker 1

Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1

Come on, Davy!

Speaker 1

You got pranked, baby!

Speaker 1

Me and Thaddeus got your ass.

Speaker 2

Wait, man, I had to take my jacket off, man.

Speaker 2

My work clothes.

Tommy.

Speaker 2

This will be doing for 2020, Tommy.

Speaker 2

Come on, bro.

Speaker 2

You know, I don't play that, man.

Speaker 2

Oh man.

Speaker 1

Alright, you gotta get to me.

Speaker 1

Come on, baby.

Speaker 1

Davian, what's the baddest?

Speaker 1

And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 2

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2

But I'm gonna tell you this.

Speaker 2

Whichever one of you I see first, either Thaddeus or you, I'm fing somebody up.

Speaker 1

Ain't nobody tripping.

Speaker 1

You alright?

Speaker 3

I'll be carrying my grandkids in school.

Speaker 3

Listen to this, man.

Speaker 3

Y'all, boy, y'all, y'all, y'all, boy, y'all something else, man.

Speaker 1

I got one more question for you.

Speaker 1

Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land, LC.

Speaker 3

The Steve Harvest show.

Speaker 2

So I hold on my feet that it was this.