Valentine's request at work
5:20A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.
Transcript
157 linesUh yeah, I'm trying to read Sadavian.
Yeah, this this this Dave you.
What's happening?
Who's this?
Hey, what's up, bro?
This this uh this Trevor, man.
This Trev.
They um you uh I got your number.
You uh I work at the job with you, man.
I'm in a different department, but I work at the job with you.
Okay.
Okay.
Tre Trevor?
Trevor.
What would I know of?
I don't know no Trevor.
Well, what would I know, Trevor?
Um, like I say, I'm in a different department, man.
Um I'm I I see you guys sometime when y'all going to lunch, man.
We be coming back.
A couple of the ladies or whatever.
I s I I see you going to see you going to lunch, you know, back and forth or whatever.
But yeah, like I say, I'm in a different department, you know.
Oh, okay.
Well, uh, what can I help you with, man?
Well, can I can I help you with something?
Is there a reason to talk?
I know you ain't got no waiting room.
Are you married?
Am I married?
What's up with what kind of questions is that?
I ain't married.
What's happening?
Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool.
I wanted to ask you this here, man.
Will you um will you be my Valentine?
Well, you say what?
Maybe I heard that wrong.
We rewind that, bro.
Come back, come come back around.
I I said, you know, will you be my Valentine?
So, first of all, listen, man.
I don't know who told you to call me with this.
Uh no disrespect to the people.
I was hoping we go out and get some dinners.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sinks on.
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What the f why would a person get this person?
Sir, I I I don't know why you well which wait.
Let me ask you this.
Was it the color that I wore or something?
Did I have a haircut?
Did I have a piercing or something in my nose or something?
I mean, I I I just you know, I just I just missed, you know.
Hey bro, d listen, this is a serious situation, my man.
You can't be brother, I don't I don't I don't even get out like that.
Okay.
I no, you no
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna f this job.
I'm not gonna f this job.
You must have got me mixed up with some other person.
Trying me every day, man.
Listen, man.
I'm gonna get off the phone with you.
I'm I'm a little confused.
I'm just trying to figure out why you thought I was the one to call for this.
I mean, maybe somebody told you something about me, bro, and they got it mixed up with somebody else.
I know my name kind of funny or whatever, but that's why I use days, because I ain't want nobody to get it confused or you you you know what I'm saying, but obviously I need to maybe shorten it or put D or something like that.
Maybe So you saying are you saying no dinner, man?
Bro, how do you out of your fing line, bro?
So you won't be the same, bro.
No, no.
Isn't it obvious to you that I'm not playing?
Okay, okay, so you you you say you won't be my Valentine is what you say.
Man, hell no, I ain't gonna be your Valentine, man.
I ain't wanna have to like I know what time it is and the day I you I don't even get out like that, man.
What the f yo, no, no, no.
Listen, Tristan, you gotta understand, bro.
You call it Trevor, man.
It's Trevor.
Listen, I don't give a damn about your name.
You got me messed up first, you got me f up.
First of all.
Because I ain't one of the people that you you know what I mean.
I know it's 2020.
I know I'm from the old school.
You understand?
I don't I don't I I don't even know why this call, I don't even know why you f calling me, man.
Give me my number out of the job, man.
I'm trying to get a promotion and sh you calling me with this little f right here, man.
I ain't got time for this, man.
I got to do, man.
You I can't believe, man, somebody give you my number, man.
I know what my name is, man.
I know how my name is.
Okay, okay, so so let me ask you this here.
Let me ask you this hitting.
You got me f up.
What you going from?
I don't play that sh, man.
I'm from the South Sand, man.
Okay, okay, so South Side.
South side.
Let me ask you this here.
You you you know Thaddeus, right?
Hey, look, man, I know Thaddeus.
What the f that got to do with what we're talking about right now.
Every time you keep asking y'all these questions, man.
Okay, it's got this to do with it, man.
Look, I ain't going nowhere with nobody and all.
Thaddeus, what's up, man?
That's like I told you like a brother.
Thaddeus, Thaddeus gave me your number, man.
Why the f I'm gonna kill Thaddeus?
When you kill Thaddeus, you might as well go and kill Tommy too.
Who the f is Tommy, bro?
Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Come on, Davy!
You got pranked, baby!
Me and Thaddeus got your ass.
Wait, man, I had to take my jacket off, man.
My work clothes.
Tommy.
This will be doing for 2020, Tommy.
Come on, bro.
You know, I don't play that, man.
Oh man.
Alright, you gotta get to me.
Come on, baby.
Davian, what's the baddest?
And I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
But I'm gonna tell you this.
Whichever one of you I see first, either Thaddeus or you, I'm fing somebody up.
Ain't nobody tripping.
You alright?
I'll be carrying my grandkids in school.
Listen to this, man.
Y'all, boy, y'all, y'all, y'all, boy, y'all something else, man.
I got one more question for you.
Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land, LC.
The Steve Harvest show.
So I hold on my feet that it was this.