Bed Pan Prank

Nurseries.

This is Felicia.

I I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to 501.

I'm sorry?

Five oh one.

I need somebody to come down here to 501 and clean me up.

Sir, I think you might have the wrong number.

This is the nurse.

Is this the the nurse?

I need the nurse to come down here to 501 and clean me up.

Sir, this is a nursery, not the nurse.

I think you might have dialed the wrong number.

Lord, they just I need to talk to just uh where nurse uh Cynthia.

That's who's on the clean me up.

I need to come down here and clean me up.

Sir, I really do think you have the uh the wrong number.

Wh where are you calling from?

Who who who who who is this here?

This is Felicia.

I'm the director here at the nursery.

That's what I say.

I need the nurse to come down here and clean me up.

Now this be I I'm the bed plan and every all this stuff and clean me up 'cause uh I've been sitting here a long time.

Now ain't nobody come.

Well, sir, I think you dialed the wrong number.

Uh if you tell me where you are, I can try to help you, but you ain't dialing my wrong number.

I need somebody to come down here and clean me up.

This ain't right.

Y'all supposed to be able to y'all supposed to get here with it every hour somebody come check on me.

Ain't nobody come check on me yet.

Okay, well I I apologize, but you have the wrong number.

Um try hanging up and then dialing

station.

Sir, this is a nursery.

We take care of children here.

This is not the nurse station.

I'm not no child.

I said is this the nurse station?

Sir uh uh I'm I'm sorry, you're not listening to me.

This is not the nurse station.

This is a nursery.

We have children here.

We take care of children.

So I think you dialed the wrong number.

No, it's it they said that uh uh that they're supposed to come clean up every hour, they're supposed to come check on now.

I've been here I've been here might near three hours.

Ain't nobody come to check on me yet, and now that I need somebody to come clean me up and the the uh the bed plan is full and and they just they they they they they just don't come check on us like they fold a check on them.

They come check on them.

I'm really sorry that they have not come to check on you and in your your bed pan.

But why would they let us sit here like they do?

Okay, sir, just listen to what I'm saying.

This is a

Nursery.

We take care of small children.

This is not the nurses station, so I'm No, my grandkids.

I got small children as my grandkids.

I got about 42 grandkids.

Four 42, huh?

And come see me on Sunday.

But soon as they leave, the people at the nurse stands and that they treat me bad and leave me here like this here.

Two, three hours, don't nobody come check on.

Can you come down here and check this bed, Pad?

Sir, I can't do that.

I need to get back to the kids here that I'm that we take care of at the kids.

No, my kids don't come till they come on Sunday.

They come every Sunday after church and they come see me.

Do they?

Okay.

Okay.

Well, I I'm glad your kids come see you.

And I'm going to um get off the phone now.

But I hang up.

You just dial dial the number right now.

You gonna when you get off, you're gonna come down here and come think and clean me up?

I'm I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to let you call back and Why you won't come clean me up?

Why y'all do that?

Why you do it?

Sir, I'm not a nurse.

I'm a teacher.

Nothing.

Well, when

I was coming through, people posed to do the job.

You do what the job is.

Whatever your job is, that's what you do.

I work forty-two years straight and I did my job.

Okay.

I'm a teacher.

That's why you won't come on down here and do what you supposed to do.

Because I don't clean bed painting.

You know why I call y'all young folk?

Don't do your job.

The damn you're gonna make me mad if you don't get your down.

You get your down here.

Uh I'm going to ask that you not talk to me like that.

You get your down here and come clean this bed, Ben and clean me up.

I ain't supposed to be sitting here like this all this time.

What's your name again?

It's Felicia, and I have tried

to really, really nice to you.

Down here right now.

Please do not speak to me like that.

I'm trying to let you know that you're not.

You gonna calm down and quit talking to me.

Me like that.

I'm trying to help you.

Now that's just rude speaking to me like that.

Now, this is a nursery.

You supposed to do what a noise po do.

You get your down here right now.

You know,

as I possibly can, but David, you're not gonna talk to me like that.

That's just rude and disrespectful.

Don't speak to me like that.

You then you talking about kicking the I will kick your in the wheelchair.

This seems to be the only language you understand is me talking to you crazy since you talking to me crazy.

Well, when is you gonna get your down here?

What what did you say?

You heard me.

I said you stay in that stank.

I'm not cleaning no.

I've been trying to tell you for the past five minutes, but you won't shut up long enough to listen.

Well, how long is it before you gonna get here then?

I am not coming down there to clean your

Why not?

I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.

You dial the wrong number.

Who you think you talking to?

I'm talking to you.

Who are you talking to like that?

You gonna make me whoop your bring it on there.

If you think you can get in your wheelchair and make it down here to the nursery to whoop my and come the hell on.

Listen, when you take a message from me and give it to somebody.

Well, what's your what's your message?

Write this down.

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Yeah, I got that part.

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What is that?

What do we spare?

I don't know what is it.

I'm not selling that.

You tell me what it is.

What does that say?

I don't know.

Nephew Tommy.

Nephew Tommy.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hollywood morning show, but.

baby.

You just got bragged by your sister Renita.

Oh my God.

Oh

my God.

Well you were sitting up there like, what in the world?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You got me.

You got me.

You got me.

Oh very I got you.

I got you.

Good.

I got one question for you though.

What is?

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You got me good.