C Adoptions

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Valerie.

Valerie.

Um, this is she.

Uh hi, Valerie.

Listen, my name is Cadim.

I'm from K Adoptions.

I'm giving you a call.

Uh I'm sure you're aware that we're coming by tomorrow and and uh we great first of all I wanted to say thank you for being a part of um uh this adoption thing for black history.

We really greatly appreciate what you're doing.

We want you to know that we um have you scheduled tomorrow that we're gonna drop two Caucasian kids off uh at your household.

And uh hello?

You're gonna drop them off at my house?

Right, right.

Uh are are you familiar with what's going on with colorful adoptions?

Uh uh no.

You're okay, let me well, wait a minute, hang on.

You your name has been submitted to us that you are volunteering to take in two Caucasian kids here during Black History Month, and you're gonna teach them as much as you can about Black History for a week.

They're gonna be with you for seven days.

Uh how many rooms do you have in your apartment so we can make sure that the kids have adequate space?

Okay, can you tell me who submitted my name?

Uh ma'am, can you tell me uh do you guys have a back door so that you know there's an as an a access uh

entrance and back entrance?

I'm sorry?

Where are you calling from again?

I am calling from adoptions.

But I what I do need to know is I do need to know will the kids have transportation?

Do you have a vehicle that is definitely yours?

The kids won't have transportation, I'm sorry.

You're asking me no.

Who are you again and win my name is Cadeen, ma'am.

I'm calling for c adoptions.

Okay.

And who submitted my who submitted my information to you?

Ma'am, do you have adequate space to accommodate the children?

No.

Who submitted my name to you to say that I was gonna take two more child two more what?

Ma'am, I'm asking you, do you have adequate space and do you are you gonna be having enough food to, you know, for the food for the kids to be I know because I have three children, I'm trying to feed these three over here.

And no, I don't have enough food to feed two more children.

Now you're calling me and who gave you my information?

Ma'am, I'm gonna ask you another time.

How many bedrooms do you have in your apartment unit so we can make sure that the sh the kids are accommodated pro uh properly?

No, no, don't bring any kids to my house.

I don't I don't care w no, what color they are and what you need, who submitted my information to you.

Okay, ma'am, let me ask you something.

How long have you a uh how long have you been on your job?

Okay.

Um what the f I don't know, hell no.

I mean you your name has been submitted by

I'm not interested.

You know what will happen if you drop two kids off, two white kids off and my house?

Uh no, ma'am, I don't.

Oh no, we're not do no.

That's okay.

I don't have time.

I work ten hours a day.

I don't have time for that.

You know, it's okay.

You can drop your wi You know what's gonna happen to 'em if you drop 'em off or they're gonna be right where you drop them off at when you come back to get 'em next week.

Okay, okay, Millennium.

No, no, you can take 'em to the who submitted my name.

Take 'em to be I don't need 'em.

Okay.

I don't need 'em.

I work ten dollars a day.

Take 'em to whoever submitted.

How about you take 'em?

I'm so ma'am, I'm I work for the agency, ma'am.

I'm I'm here to try and get these kids a a great place to get uh educated and

not in saying no about it.

No.

No, thank you.

And you have to whoever told you this, take 'em the take 'em to that.

I have three children of my own I'm taking care of.

Who the f will

Well I I I I I don't know exactly who submitted your name.

All I know is that that they said that you would be good as far as taking care of the children and and teaching them about black history.

You ain't ma'am, I don't you know, uh like I said, I'm I'm working here at adoptions and I'm I'm Yeah, I don't know who you work for, and I have three kids of my own.

I work ten hours a day.

That's the because I'm teaching about black history months.

Okay.

I mean, is it is it is it a problem teaching two more children and and two Caucasian children who probably don't know as much about black history?

It is a problem.

I work ten hours a day.

I got three I'm trying to feed on my own.

What are you what?

You need to take them children to that who told you to bring them to me.

How about that?

Ma'am, I I I I don't know.

I'm not at liberty to give out the names on who exactly submitted your name.

I want the name of the black who told you to bring some kids to my fing house.

I don't even care that the kids white.

Who I want the name of the f that told you that.

That's what I want.

I uh ma'am, I don't have their names in front of me.

I don't.

Who the f told you to bring these two kids to my house?

Ma'am, I like I said, I don't know who told me that.

All I know is we're scheduled to drop them off at ten o'clock tomorrow morning.

Oh, what kind of

they from BR when you come back to get 'em.

I didn't sign up for any more kids.

Who the f give me the name of the person who told you to bring me some.

I don't have the name in front of me, and and actually I'm not uh at liberty to s to let you know who submitted your name.

All I know is we're scheduled to drop two kids off at 10 o'clock tomorrow.

Did you not hear what the f I've been asking you?

Who the f sign me up to bring two white kids?

I don't even have a problem with the kids being white.

They could be Mexican, Asian.

That's not the point.

Who the f gave you my name?

Ma'am, I don't know who submitted your name.

I don't know that.

Oh no, you got to know who gave you my information because they know about it building my house.

All I know is, ma'am, I'm scheduled to bring those kids over there at ten o'clock in the morning, okay?

Oh no.

Who the f told you that?

Hey, don't bring no kids to my house.

I don't even care if they wipe.

Just don't bring two more kids to my f house.

Period.

I will see you in the morning, Miss Valerie.

Okay?

In the morning, b I have one more thing I need to tell you about tomorrow.

Are you listening?

Are you listening?

Yes, I'm listening.

You say whatever the f you have to say to me right now.

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You just got pranked by your co-worker named.

Oh, these three kids, and one of them daddy ain't

Oh God.

Oh, I thought you were falling, you all right?

I'm all right.

All right, Valerie.

I got one more thing to ask you.

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