Marriage Invalid
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
Nephew Tommy
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A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
A man calls the grocery store manager to complain that a baby chick hatched inside his carton of eggs, traumatizing his kids, and threatens a lawsuit.
A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.
A man demands his tithe money back because his kids weren't changed after baptism.
A father calls Pastor Henry demanding a refund of his tithes because his kids' behavior did not change after baptism. He reveals the prank was set up by Brother Dobbs.
A man calls Shaquille O'Neal claiming to be dating his ex and asking about the kids, leading to Shaq hanging up.
A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.
A fake lifeguard named Glenn calls a mother to say her son is banned from the pool for peeing in it, citing his facial expressions as evidence. The mother angrily denies it and threatens to bring all her kids to the pool.
A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.
An adoption agency calls a woman saying she volunteered to take in two Caucasian kids for Black History Month, but she denies it and gets angry.
A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.
A CPS worker calls a father about reports of child neglect, but the father gets angry and denies everything, leading to a confrontation.
New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.
A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.
A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.
A neighbor asks to use another neighbor's pool for his son's birthday party during the pandemic, leading to a fight about safety and race.
Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.
Lonnie calls Frida claiming her husband has been texting Lonnie's wife Denise and sending naked pictures. Frida grills him about where they met and which daycare is involved before Tommy says her husband Gerald set up the prank.
Tommy calls an interracial couple claiming to be from NBFU (No Blacks For You) telling them to date within their race.
Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.
Assistant principal calls Keisha saying her daughter Aisha can't go on spring break due to bad grades and must attend school.
A fake e-learning official tells Nikki she is failing at homeschooling her daughter Jasmine and could hold her back a grade.
A deacon calls Sister Cherise to say the church wants her to stop attending because her sons are in jail, prompting her to refuse and demand the pastor call her himself.
Fake store security officer Daniel accuses Tanya of stealing $1,800 in merchandise and giving it to her sister Cynthia.
A man asks a fellow church member if his wife can be a surrogate mother naturally, offering to pay.
Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.
A church official calls a member to shame her for not tithing enough, leading to an angry confrontation.
A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.
A second call to Frieda with the same premise about her husband Gerald texting another woman, with even more explicit language.
Tommy poses as a man who bought the house and is arriving with U-Haul trucks, demanding the renter move out; the tenant threatens him before the call cuts off.
A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.
A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.
A fake representative of the black parents' group calls a mother to complain that her daughter's braids look ghetto and offers to straighten her hair. The mother fiercely defends her child before the reveal.
A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.
A man calls Patricia claiming his daughter is also named Derek and asks her to change her daughter's name at school.
A supposed coworker named Lewis asks new employee Darius to claim his unborn baby so child support can be deducted from Darius's paycheck, promising to return the money. Darius refuses and learns that his cousin Dwayne arranged the prank.
A repeat of the prank where a father demands another family rename their daughter Derrick.
A man calls a nursery thinking it's a nurse station and demands someone clean his bed pan.
A caller claims that other Black parents at a private school want a girl's braids removed so she appears more polished. Her father angrily defends her, threatens the caller, and is pranked by his husband.
The compilation opens on a countdown and Tommy hyping an uncut CD while a man answers his personal line. The call turns into threats over money, a brother, and a blonde ass-whooping, then Tommy reveals the prank and tells everybody to sit down and watch.
Tommy claims to be K Dog, a recently released inmate who protected the caller's brother in prison and now demands $10,000. The caller threatens him.
A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.
A man calls a husband claiming he's been having an affair with his wife Marie for two years and suggests he move out.
A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.
Bryce calls Marcus claiming his wife Tina is actually his long-lost brother Tim. Marcus is furious before learning his wife Tina set up the prank.
Tommy poses as a school bus driver and a parent demands that the bus stop at his driveway to pick up his son. The driver refuses, leading to threats and a heated argument.
A lab manager calls Monet to tell her she's pregnant, leading to confusion and anger as she insists her tubes are tied.
A principal calls Nate about his wife's revealing outfits when dropping off their daughter, asking her to come to his office.
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
A baker delivers a cake with a man's private part to a junior high birthday party, and the father is furious. The reveal: his girlfriend Stephanie pranked him.
A school principal calls a mother to say her daughter's braids give off a "ghetto" look and asks her to straighten her hair, causing the mother to threaten him.
A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.