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01

Prosthetic Arm Stolen by Kids

A man claims a 15-year-old boy and his friend ripped off his prosthetic arm and escaped. The boy's father defuses his threat to confront them at the park before the caller reveals the prank.

▶6:26
neighborprosthetic-armteenagerspark
02

Marriage Invalid

A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.

▶6:31
marriageweddingreverendkidsbastard
03

Baby Chick in Egg Carton

A man calls the grocery store manager to complain that a baby chick hatched inside his carton of eggs, traumatizing his kids, and threatens a lawsuit.

▶6:57
grocery storeeggsbaby chicklawsuittraumatized
04

Child support garnishment

A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.

▶6:48
child supportgarnishmentgovernmentthreat
05

Tithing Refund

A man demands his tithe money back because his kids weren't changed after baptism.

▶6:20
churchtithebaptismrefundpastor
06

Shaq's Ex

A man calls Shaquille O'Neal claiming to be dating his ex and asking about the kids, leading to Shaq hanging up.

▶3:47
shaqdatingexkids
07

Valentine's dance with hotel room

A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.

▶7:17
valentine'sdanceparentinghotelprank
08

Lifeguard Bans Son for Peeing in Pool

A fake lifeguard named Glenn calls a mother to say her son is banned from the pool for peeing in it, citing his facial expressions as evidence. The mother angrily denies it and threatens to bring all her kids to the pool.

▶5:59
poollifeguardpeekidsangry mom
09

New Director

A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.

▶6:55
churchmeetingministryconferenceprank
10

C Adoptions

An adoption agency calls a woman saying she volunteered to take in two Caucasian kids for Black History Month, but she denies it and gets angry.

▶6:46
adoptionblack history monthkidsvolunteerconfusion
11

Broken Wii Game

A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.

▶6:35
wiineighborbrokenmoneykids
12

Child Protective Services

A CPS worker calls a father about reports of child neglect, but the father gets angry and denies everything, leading to a confrontation.

▶6:58
cpsneglectfatherkidsconfrontation
13

Principal's Corporal Punishment

New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.

▶6:52
schoolprincipalcorporal punishmentparentthreat
14

My Son Married Your Daughter Prank

A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.

▶5:48
marriagepregnancychildrenfathersprank
15

Fake Minister Wedding

A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.

▶6:54
weddingministermarriagechildren
16

One of Your Twins Is Mine

Tommy claims he fathered one of a couple's twins despite their different skin tones and demands a paternity test. The furious father eventually discovers that a friend arranged the call.

▶6:36
twinspaternityfatherhoodfamilyprank call
17

Pandemic Pool Party

A neighbor asks to use another neighbor's pool for his son's birthday party during the pandemic, leading to a fight about safety and race.

▶5:06
covidpoolbirthdayneighbor
18

Can your wife breastfeed my baby

Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.

▶8:52
breastfeedingbabywifestrangerfight
19

Naked pictures on the phone

Lonnie calls Frida claiming her husband has been texting Lonnie's wife Denise and sending naked pictures. Frida grills him about where they met and which daycare is involved before Tommy says her husband Gerald set up the prank.

▶7:31
cheatingtextsmarriagephotoshusband
20

Interracial couple

Tommy calls an interracial couple claiming to be from NBFU (No Blacks For You) telling them to date within their race.

▶5:00
interracialracismrelationship
21

Church Suspension for Sons

Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.

▶5:12
churchsuspensionsonsjaildeacon
22

Church Bans the Family

A deacon says a woman's jailed sons are making the church look bad and implies her family may be barred. She vows to keep attending until her husband reveals that he arranged the call.

▶5:15
churchfamilyparentingchildrenpastor
23

Suspended For Her Sons

A fake deacon tells a member that church leaders want her suspended because her sons are in jail, then challenges how she calculates her tithing. She insists that no one can keep her from attending church and curses the deacon before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶5:37
churchsuspensionchildrentithinganger
24

Spring Break Grades Threat

Assistant principal calls Keisha saying her daughter Aisha can't go on spring break due to bad grades and must attend school.

▶7:14
schoolspring breakgradesdaughterprincipal
25

Homeschool Teacher Prank

A fake e-learning official tells Nikki she is failing at homeschooling her daughter Jasmine and could hold her back a grade.

▶7:05
homeschoole-learningdaughterschoolteacher
26

Husband's Secret Affair

A man tells his wife that her husband has been texting another woman and sending nude pictures. Their fight grows explosive before Tommy reveals that the wife arranged the prank.

▶7:17
husbandcheatingaffairdaycareanger
27

Church Wants Sister Gone Over Sons in Jail

A deacon calls Sister Cherise to say the church wants her to stop attending because her sons are in jail, prompting her to refuse and demand the pastor call her himself.

▶5:32
churchsuspensionjailsonstithe
28

Store Security Accusation

Fake store security officer Daniel accuses Tanya of stealing $1,800 in merchandise and giving it to her sister Cynthia.

▶6:05
theftsecurityworkplaceaccusation
29

Surrogate Mother

A man asks a fellow church member if his wife can be a surrogate mother naturally, offering to pay.

▶7:54
surrogatechurchbabypropositionprank
30

Church Bans Mother Over Her Sons

A church deacon tells a mother that the congregation may bar her because her sons are in jail and questions how faithfully she tithes. She demands the pastor call her directly and vows to keep attending until the prank is revealed.

▶5:53
churchexpulsionfamilytithes
31

Curry Goat Birthday Prank

Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.

▶5:42
curry goatbirthday partyjamaicanprank callcultural clash
32

Church Tithe Shaming Prank

A church official calls a member to shame her for not tithing enough, leading to an angry confrontation.

▶6:35
churchtithesshamingmemberprank
33

Church Late Fee

A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.

▶7:12
churchlate feesingle motheroutrage
34

Frieda's Cheating Husband (Reprise)

A second call to Frieda with the same premise about her husband Gerald texting another woman, with even more explicit language.

▶10:40
cheatingtextinghusbandwife
35

U-Haul Moving In Prank

Tommy poses as a man who bought the house and is arriving with U-Haul trucks, demanding the renter move out; the tenant threatens him before the call cuts off.

▶5:20
movinghouseuhaulrenterthreat
36

Church Wants Your Tithe and Attendance

A church finance officer tells a hard-working mother that her low attendance and tithes mean God and the congregation are through with her. She pushes back until Tommy reveals her brother arranged the call.

▶6:28
churchtithingmoneybrother
37

Expelled for Low Tithing

A church finance officer pressures a working mother over her attendance and tithing and implies she will be removed. Her brother reveals that he arranged the warning call.

▶6:36
churchtithingattendancemoneyfamily
38

The Church Is Done With You

A finance officer tracks a member's attendance and tithes, declares that God may be through with her but the church is not, and demands details about her second job. She curses the church before Tommy reveals the call was arranged by her brother.

▶6:35
churchattendancetithingincome
39

Wet Robe Contest

A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.

▶6:41
churchchoirfundraiserwet-robeinappropriate
40

HOA and Mama Speeding Prank

A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.

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hoaneighbormotherspeeding
41

Nappy Hair

A fake representative of the black parents' group calls a mother to complain that her daughter's braids look ghetto and offers to straighten her hair. The mother fiercely defends her child before the reveal.

▶8:53
schoolhairbraidsparentingprank
42

Pre-K Held Back

A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.

▶7:14
schoolkindergartenmotherprincipalcoloring
43

They'll Garnish Your Paycheck

A fake child-support worker says a woman's paycheck will be garnished for her husband's child, prompting her to threaten to quit so she can feed her own children. Her sister joins the call, and the argument ends with the prank exposed.

▶6:15
child-supportpaycheckfamilystepchild
44

Bed Pan Prank

A man calls a nursery thinking it's a nurse station and demands someone clean his bed pan.

▶6:56
bedpannurserynurseconfusion
45

Change Your Daughter's Name

A man calls Patricia claiming his daughter is also named Derek and asks her to change her daughter's name at school.

▶6:10
prankbaby nameschoolparentingunique name
46

Claiming the Unborn Baby

A supposed coworker named Lewis asks new employee Darius to claim his unborn baby so child support can be deducted from Darius's paycheck, promising to return the money. Darius refuses and learns that his cousin Dwayne arranged the prank.

▶7:13
coworkerchild supportpaycheckbabymoney
47

Only One Derrick

A fake fellow parent pressures Patricia to rename her daughter because his child is supposed to be the only Derrick at school. After she refuses, he threatens to have classmates use a different name before revealing the prank.

▶5:57
schoolnamedaughtermiddle-schoolparents
48

Change My Baby's Name (Repeat)

A repeat of the prank where a father demands another family rename their daughter Derrick.

▶6:08
baby nameschoolderrickrepeat
49

Braids at Private School

A caller claims that other Black parents at a private school want a girl's braids removed so she appears more polished. Her father angrily defends her, threatens the caller, and is pranked by his husband.

▶6:37
schoolbraidshairracismparents
50

Uncut call to a personal number

The compilation opens on a countdown and Tommy hyping an uncut CD while a man answers his personal line. The call turns into threats over money, a brother, and a blonde ass-whooping, then Tommy reveals the prank and tells everybody to sit down and watch.

▶2:49
intropersonal-numberthreatscdmoney
51

Prison Payback

Tommy claims to be K Dog, a recently released inmate who protected the caller's brother in prison and now demands $10,000. The caller threatens him.

▶6:57
prisonextortionmoneybrother
52

Cake with Inappropriate Design

A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.

▶7:41
bakerycakebirthdaymistakeprank
53

2-Year Affair with Marie

A man calls a husband claiming he's been having an affair with his wife Marie for two years and suggests he move out.

▶5:18
affairmarie2 yearshusbandconfrontation

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