Big Mama's Money

Mama!

You know how it is when somebody passes away.

Especially when it's somebody like Big Mama.

Big Mama's dear to your heart, isn't she?

Mama Mama viscule.

But it gets even more sensitive.

When it's some money left by.

This right here is Big Mama's money.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a um Vanessa.

Goodbye, Rucks, please.

That's the shame.

Hi, Vanessa.

My name is uh Attorney uh John I'm actually working on uh there's quite a few attorneys working on the case of the uh inheritance.

Now uh your your grandmother, Miss Margaret she passed away in January, am I correct?

Yes.

Okay.

And from my understanding, looking at all of the um the legal work that I have in front of me, your grandmother seemed to have left you pretty much everything that she owned, her her bank account, uh financial assets, as well as her her house and the vehicle that she owned is all left supposedly in uh Vanessa's name.

And y I'm sure you're aware of this, right?

Yes, I am.

Okay.

Well, here's the problem here.

Um we were gonna send this check out to you.

Uh and there's a check for a hundred and thirty-two thousand six hundred and forty eight dollars that was to be addressed to you.

But within the last week we've gotten a visit from another family member that's saying he is the sole um person that should be inheriting uh all of your all of your grandmother's um possessions.

Um you familiar with Felix?

Yes, that's my brother.

Okay, well, Felix actually came down this past week and signed his name to be the person to inherit everything that Mrs.

uh Margaret left behind.

Oh, he did.

Yes, we've actually got uh about twenty-two page uh of d of documents here and him he signed every last one of 'em that he is the actual person do and that's the reason why we haven't sent the check out yet.

Hold on, hold on.

He's here, let me go get him.

What?

Come here.

This man over here on the phone talking about you went down and signed the to get our big mama money.

And you know she left everything to me because I'm the one that's taking care of her.

Honey, this is an attorney.

Betty, you went down there and signed the pipe everything that you did.

Well how this man my name, how he ain't know everything about Big Mama.

I don't know who is that girl.

Don't come here with that bullshit and

let you talk to him.

Hold on.

Hello?

Who is this?

Hello, this is uh uh attorney uh John Lizard I am I speaking with Felix or Yeah, this is Felix and who are you?

Yeah, you know you went down there.

Girl, shut up and let me hear what the man talking about.

Girl, shut up.

Shut that shut up, you're yeah, let me find out.

Shut up.

Hello?

Hello, this is hello.

Yes, sir.

Uh we uh girl shut up.

Shut up Shut the fuck up and let me talk to the goddamn nid.

I don't know what you're talking about, and I can't find out you talk to God damn nid.

I want to talk to you.

Hello.

Uh yes, uh is this is this is this Felix?

I'm gonna hear what you're supposed to talk about.

Girl, I can't I can't hear what the goddamn man talking about because you won't tell

Lord, who is this?

What sir?

Um my name is attorney John Darren, sir.

I'm actually dealing with the inheritance of I know that you all's grandmother Miss Margaret passed away.

And uh I'm actually the person that's uh girl, shut up.

I don't know what the man said.

Oh Lord, what what is she talking about?

Sir, we have we have signed documents here uh twenty two pages that you sign that you are the sole uh person to inherit Miss Margaret Drew the possessions, belongings, financial account, the whole nine yards.

I didn't sign no paper.

So I don't call it here.

Are you Mr.

Felix?

Yes, I am Mr.

Felix.

But I don't I what what is the check?

I don't know what y'all talking about.

Y'all call me talking about

paper.

Shut up.

Hello.

Yes, sir.

So you you you my understanding

from my understanding you actually came to hold on and this what you gonna do.

You ain't gonna do nothing.

I ain't got no check and you keep thinking where you call it a man.

You I know I'm finna text that ass

where's the check because I I don't I don't have a check.

The check's still there.

I don't have no check.

So how I'm going to be got a I look the check the man says

he's telling you the check's still there.

Sir I ain't signed no papers.

Yes sir.

We have twenty two pages signed.

You know it says Felix.

Basically the bottom line sir is we're not gonna be able to send a check to neither of you all at this point.

What you can they not sending no check.

How you what you mean you send no check.

I'm gonna come down there and get my check.

Okay, it seems to be like there's some foul play here.

So basically what we're gonna do is it's create an entire investigation.

This could go on for about time that check took just two weeks ago.

Now you got this in the bitch over here how

to say I didn't sign no check hold shut up.

Why your name on all the papers 22 pages worth of documentation I didn't sign check I didn't sign I whatever you try to get the license everything that's in the bank account.

Sir you tell her that check is still there I don't see that Sir the sir we we're not gonna be able to send a check out to either one of you all and no one's gonna get this is gonna take about two years to get pretty much recognized.

Two years two oh no no no no we got a misunderstanding we got a bad understanding

no two years we got a bad understanding sir I'm so sorry but I know paperwork and if I did sign it's supposed to become me anyway so you need to send me a goddamn check.

Sir

when when there's one sole provider and then someone else comes in and signs for it and say that they are the provider the person that's supposed to be inherited we can't just send that check out because we've now have uh uh a problem here because it's two different people looking for the same money phone he can't send a check because my name on the check I ain't signed no check pay him out yet so uh they

need to print another one.

Y'all can't print another we we we don't just print checks of a hundred and thirty two thousand six hundred and forty eight dollars and

Can I speak back with your sister?

Yes, yeah, y'all, y'all some bull.

This some bullshit.

Let me copy this.

Ma'am, we can't send that check out.

It's gonna be a about at least a couple years now.

A couple of years.

Y'all better come get Felix Ed and take him to drill.

You know what, honey?

I'm about to go because I'm finna text him up and here.

We're gonna be rolling over like some minutes.

Goodbye.

Hold on, ma'am.

Hello.

Hello?

Bitch, what do you want?

Look, I just called back, sir, to let you know.

I just didn't want anybody expecting a check to be in the mail.

I just don't know.

No, that check needs to be in the mail.

Excuse me?

That check needs to be in the mail.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

What did she say?

I said your motherfucking ass just don't want to send me my goddamn check.

Sir, I got can you get you and your sister on the phone together so I can say what I need to say?

Oh, he got he wanna he want us both to hear what he got to say.

Hello, are you both listening?

What?

Yeah, we listen.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning show.

Y'all just got pranked by your cousin Spencer.

Who's nephew Tommy, Vanessa from the Steve Harvin Morning show?

Y'all cousin Spencer put me up to this and told me the whole story.

Oh, see,

full of shit.

See, I'm finna whip I'm sending the whip his ass.

No, yeah, y'all all right.

I need a drink.

Hey, I'm sorry, man.

Hey, y'all got me on speakerphone?

Yeah, y'all speaker phone.

I gotta ask y'all something.

I gotta ask both of y'all something.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Damn it, you didn't make me made.

No.