Pay Up or Get Beat Up

And now our feature presentation.

This is it.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

Here it is, y'all.

Here it is, y'all.

Y'all been waiting on it.

Y'all been anticipating.

Who is that?

Been talking about it.

Been asking me.

You don't call my personal number.

What the hell wrong with you?

I can't get y'all off of me.

Y'all been waiting.

Come out.

Tommy, when you gon' do it.

Emailing me.

Man, come on, don't do me like that, bro.

When you gon' put it out there.

Since you so bold like you, uncut, unsensored.

I ain't closed at you yet.

This is the coldest mother.

Uh-uh, hold up, Kelly.

Uh-uh, uh-uh.

Don't beat that.

Don't beep that.

This is uncut and uncensored.

This is the baddest spring phone call C D in the land.

Uh, is you yelling at me?

I said it, I ain't taking none of it back.

Don't call my motherfucking house no more.

Who took the kidney don't you call the damn low?

I got twenty tracks for you.

I believe this conversation is over.

Hang on.

Uncle Steve, wish he could be here cussing with me on the dead list.

Like your motherfucking ass started.

Now, get your kids and put 'em up.

I done put mine up.

And then you got to know to put my bottom motherfucker.

I'm telling you, this ain't ready.

How do you get my goddamn number?

It ain't rated PG 13 either.

You stupid motherfucker.

Don't make me whoop your ass now.

Get all your folks around.

Listen to me.

You listen to me.

Fuck you.

Y'all get some hennesses, some E and J.

That's right, Earth and Jerk.

I don't have a problem burying you with the word.

Sit back, tilt your head, turn the CD up loud and watch Tommy at the damn food.

Who is this?

Ah damn!

The bad motherfucker, get mad, motherfucker.

This is fucking incredible.

I don't have a problem kicking your black ass and your ass off.

You gonna get your ass whooped by a block, man.

You're gonna either give me some money or I'm gonna get it at you.

Who you think you talking to?

I'm gonna kill your ass.

You ain't finna do nothing to me.

You're not gonna do nothing to my brother.

You're a lightweight cupcake ass nigga.

Don't make me whoop your ass.

Who the fuck is this man?

That's his nephew time from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked.

Oh no, no, oh hell no.

Unfucking believable, man.

I cannot believe this fish.

Oh, we know how to cuss.

Now sit your ass down.

Watch how this shit go.

Who I hope y'all put y'all keys on?