Boomerang Book Ruining Relationships
4:22A man calls Steve Harvey's bodyguard to complain that his book is ruining relationships. The bodyguard aggressively defends the book and challenges the caller to a fight.
Transcript
113 linesIt's Boomerang.
Uh-huh.
That's my uncle Steve's bodyguard.
Been with him for over 25 years.
You know the boy is an offer now.
So what you can't do is call somebody as ignorant as him and tell him to stop selling his book because he's messing up the game for the true players out there.
Y'all.
Boomerang.
Uncut, uncensored.
Here you go.
Yo, yo.
Hey man, you got my woman all fucked up with this book.
Don't mess around and get your motherfucking ass whooped by this book.
Huh?
Hey, nigga.
Who got it for?
Nigga, I ain't bought a goddamn book for, but she got it.
I'm just letting you know, dog.
Don't let this book get your little ass whoop, yeah.
Okay.
I
doubt if it do that though.
No, because I'm already letting you know I'm laying for you.
Okay, cool.
Motherfucker, why don't you quit laying and walk your ass over here?
Say what?
Why don't the fuck you quit laying and walk your ass over and get this ass whooping that you think you're gonna give out, motherfucker?
See, we we can sort of shit.
Land from that's too goddamn long, nigga.
Why don't we just go on get this shit started now?
All I'm saying is you messing up people's relationship with this damn book.
Hey, motherfucker, I tell you what.
It can't fuck your relationship up if you got them relationship together.
A book can't do a motherfucking thing, nigga.
Won't you be the goddamn man he's
I'm being the man I'm supposed to be.
I don't need no damn book in my household messing up nothing.
That's all I'm.
Hey, hey, bitch.
Hey, hey.
Hey.
Maybe ain't man enough for you, goddamn woman.
If a book fuck your life up, nigga, you got a poor ass life, motherfucker.
Try a man, bitch.
I am a man.
I'm letting you know man.
Uh-uh.
Try a man, bitch.
Maybe he'll treat your ass better than the damn woman.
You ain't finna sit here and talk to me crazy.
I'll call you.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, nigga.
Fuck the fuck out of be a punk, motherfucker.
You can't be a man.
Be a goddamn punk.
Because that's what the fuck you gonna be you run your ass over fucking with me.
I'm letting you know I ain't scared of nothing or nobody.
I'm grinding around right now, motherfucker.
We can meet wherever the fuck you want.
I'll bring ass lunch when I whip your motherfucking ass spoon feed you, bitch.
I'm telling you, brother, I'm standing my ground and I ain't scared of nothing.
You are.
Hey, nigga, what ground you got, motherfucker?
You ain't got no goddamn ground.
Don't look like you got a ground or a fucking woman.
What ground you got, motherfucker?
You better be still before you walk off your goddamn ground.
Shit ain't that big if you got one.
One step your ass off your ground, nigga.
I'm letting let you know.
You gonna mess around and get your ass whooped brother.
You hear me?
And only I don't let none of that height or none of that come between you.
That don't bother me at all.
Hey, no, no.
Been waiting on ass whooping a long time.
Just can't find a motherfucker to give it to me.
If you can just please, nigga, pass an ass whooping out to me so I can see how the motherfuckers feel.
I heard the motherfuckers hurt, but I wouldn't know, nigga, because I ain't never had one.
I'm gonna tell you this right here.
Take all them damn books off them shelves and every one of these damn books, though, and quit ruining people's life and messing up their houses.
If I take them off the shelf, I'm gonna stick every one of them in your ass.
You don't even know who you fucking with, man.
I don't give a fuck, bitch.
I wouldn't give a fuck if it was Santa Claus or motherfucking nigga Malcolm X.
Don't make me no goddamn difference.
It's gonna be the same ass whooping when you fuck with me.
Whoever the fuck it is.
I don't give a fuck if you're a kid, dog, cat, motherfucking horse.
It's the same as who
My ass whims don't change.
I don't discriminate, nigga.
I just apply pressure to anything.
Fuck with me.
Nigga, you better you don't even know who you dealing with over there.
I don't give a fuck, nigga.
Quit being a bitch and tell me who the fuck I'm fucking with.
Because I guarantee you, it ain't gonna make no goddamn difference.
You my mama, I'll kick your motherfucking ass, bitch.
This you tell me from the Steve Harvin moment show.
Your ass just got pranked.
Damn, boom.
I don't even know if I can run this.
Damn.
Damn, boom.
You you got me scared.
And I'm in New York and I know you in Dallas.
I'm still scared.
Hey, man.
I just want whoever this is to know.
When you come over here, it ain't gonna change, though.
Boom!