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30 calls match “book”

01

Facebook Wife Prank

Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.

▶6:21
facebookwifecheatingsocial-mediathreat
02

Boomerang Book Ruining Relationships

A man calls Steve Harvey's bodyguard to complain that his book is ruining relationships. The bodyguard aggressively defends the book and challenges the caller to a fight.

▶4:22
bookrelationshipbodyguardthreatprank
03

Valentine's dance with hotel room

A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.

▶7:17
valentine'sdanceparentinghotelprank
04

Pop-up pedicure for messy feet

A pop-up pedicure service calls a woman saying her husband booked it because her feet look bad; she fiercely defends her feet.

▶6:25
pedicurefeethusbandprank
05

Wedding in Jamaica Queens

A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.

▶8:50
weddingtravelhoneymoonjamaicamistake
06

Country Music Band Booking Prank

A party planner insists an R&B band play country music, leading to a standoff.

▶6:57
bandcountry musicbookingpartyprank
07

Steve Harvey Book Prank

A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.

▶6:22
steve harveybookrelationshipargumentprank
08

Keith Sweat missed the signing

A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.

▶7:40
celebritysigningrecordstorekeithsweatnoshow
09

Ku Klux Klan books the hotel

A caller reserves a hotel conference room for Friday and Saturday with hors d'oeuvres for about a thousand guests, then says the event is for the Ku Klux Klan.

▶2:06
hotelconferencekkkcateringbooking
10

Deacon Cuss Man

Nephew Tommy poses as Deacon Cuss Man and calls a church member, Sister Johnson, cursing her out for gossiping about the pastor and reminding her of past church charity.

▶4:43
churchdeacongossipcursingpastor
11

I want to marry you for Christmas

A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.

▶7:02
marriagechristmasproposalstrangerargument
12

Alfonso's Dress Demand

A man named Alfonso calls a boutique demanding a dress for an extravaganza, berating the employee.

▶5:29
boutiquedressfashionrude customer
13

Peeing on the House Prank

An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.

▶4:56
peeingneighborold manapologyprank
14

Cheating Wife Confrontation

Tommy calls Cliff claiming to be a man who has been sleeping with his wife. Cliff is enraged and threatens to find and fight him.

▶5:53
cheatingwifeaffairconfrontation
15

Tell me who you're voting for

In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.

▶8:26
electionvotingobamapollssurvey
16

Refund for Substitute Preacher

An angry church member demands his $100 offering back because the pastor was absent and a substitute preacher delivered a sermon he disliked. The church refuses refunds until the prank is revealed.

▶6:08
churchofferingrefundpastorvacation
17

Life Insurance Siblings Prank

Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.

▶5:43
life insurancesiblingsincestprank calllab results
18

Sideswipe the 72 Chevy

A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.

▶8:04
caraccidentinsurancedenialmother
19

Barber Shop Prank

A man calls a barber asking to get his girlfriend's initials shaved into his pubic hair, but the barber is disgusted and refuses.

▶6:10
barberpubic hairinitialsgroomingdisgust
20

Church Surrogate Father

A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.

▶6:35
churchsurrogatepregnancyprank
21

AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House

A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.

▶6:33
repairmanpeeingaccusationneighborwindow
22

Refund My Church Offering

A man demands a $100 refund for his Sunday offering because the pastor was on vacation and a substitute preached, angering the church finance officer.

▶6:15
churchrefundofferingpastorargument
23

Your Wife Is in My Dreams

A caller who claims to work with Rene tells Winston that she keeps appearing in his dreams and kissing him. Winston threatens to attack him and call Renee, and the caller finally admits it was a prank.

▶6:47
coworkerdreamsinfidelitymarriage
24

Power Company Test Prank

A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.

▶7:01
power companyelectricitytestprankfrustration
25

Valentine's Gift for Diane

Nephew Tommy calls a man and pretends to be a coworker named Kendrick who wants to buy his wife Diane a Valentine's Day gift, sending the husband into a rage before the reveal.

▶6:52
valentinesprankcoworkerhusbandoffice
26

Bringing His Wife to the Party

Poncho repeatedly confirms plans to attend Brad's playoff party, then describes a female guest matching Brad's wife's name and appearance. Brad becomes enraged when he learns the woman is supposedly having an affair with Poncho.

▶7:06
partyinfidelitywifesports
27

Convict Marriage Proposal

A 46-year-old ex-convict calls a man to ask for his 25-year-old daughter's hand in marriage, and the father threatens him.

▶8:29
marriageconvictage gapfather
28

Cut the pecan tree

Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.

▶11:02
neighborpecan-treeyardargumentgun
29

Record Store Signing

A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.

▶8:42
record storesigningmannycd
30

He Left His Draws

A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.

▶16:00
underweardoormanjealousyapartment

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