KKK Banquet
A caller books two nights, catering, and space for roughly 1,000 people, identifying the event as an interest meeting for the Ku Klux Klan. The hotel employee refuses to cater, and the call is cut off before a reveal.
Nephew Tommy
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A caller books two nights, catering, and space for roughly 1,000 people, identifying the event as an interest meeting for the Ku Klux Klan. The hotel employee refuses to cater, and the call is cut off before a reveal.
A caller claiming to be Steve's bodyguard threatens a man over books allegedly harming his relationship. The man counters that books cannot ruin a relationship unless the man is already a failure.
Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.
A man calls Steve Harvey's bodyguard to complain that his book is ruining relationships. The bodyguard aggressively defends the book and challenges the caller to a fight.
A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.
A pop-up pedicure service calls a woman saying her husband booked it because her feet look bad; she fiercely defends her feet.
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
A party planner insists an R&B band play country music, leading to a standoff.
A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.
A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.
A caller reserves a hotel conference room for Friday and Saturday with hors d'oeuvres for about a thousand guests, then says the event is for the Ku Klux Klan.
A caller confronts an older man about fluid being left beside his house while his wife is watching, leading to arguments about his health and threats. The caller eventually reveals that the accusation was a prank.
Nephew Tommy poses as Deacon Cuss Man and calls a church member, Sister Johnson, cursing her out for gossiping about the pastor and reminding her of past church charity.
A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.
A man named Alfonso calls a boutique demanding a dress for an extravaganza, berating the employee.
An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.
Tommy calls Cliff claiming to be a man who has been sleeping with his wife. Cliff is enraged and threatens to find and fight him.
In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.
An angry church member demands his $100 offering back because the pastor was absent and a substitute preacher delivered a sermon he disliked. The church refuses refunds until the prank is revealed.
Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.
A church member demands a refund of his $100 offering because the pastor was absent and a guest preacher delivered a sermon he disliked. The church's financial secretary refuses, and the argument continues until Tommy reveals the prank.
A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.
A man calls a barber asking to get his girlfriend's initials shaved into his pubic hair, but the barber is disgusted and refuses.
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
A nephew claims his aunt's water bill has ballooned because the neighbor filled his pool from her hose, then threatens to swim in it with a crowd and challenge him to a fight.
A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.
A coworker calls to ask what Valentine gift he should buy his girlfriend, prompting her jealous boyfriend to demand that he leave her alone and threaten him. After the boyfriend relents on a Victoria's Secret gift, Tommy reveals that his wife Diane staged the call.
A caller who claims to work with Rene tells Winston that she keeps appearing in his dreams and kissing him. Winston threatens to attack him and call Renee, and the caller finally admits it was a prank.
A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.
Nephew Tommy calls a man and pretends to be a coworker named Kendrick who wants to buy his wife Diane a Valentine's Day gift, sending the husband into a rage before the reveal.
A fake record-store employee accuses CeeLo Green of missing a packed CD signing and threatens to remove his album from the shelves. CeeLo insists nobody informed him, curses the caller, and is pranked by Tommy and the store crew.
Poncho repeatedly confirms plans to attend Brad's playoff party, then describes a female guest matching Brad's wife's name and appearance. Brad becomes enraged when he learns the woman is supposedly having an affair with Poncho.
A 46-year-old ex-convict calls a man to ask for his 25-year-old daughter's hand in marriage, and the father threatens him.
Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.
A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.