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36 calls match “book”

01

KKK Banquet

A caller books two nights, catering, and space for roughly 1,000 people, identifying the event as an interest meeting for the Ku Klux Klan. The hotel employee refuses to cater, and the call is cut off before a reveal.

▶2:12
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02

Throw Away Those Books

A caller claiming to be Steve's bodyguard threatens a man over books allegedly harming his relationship. The man counters that books cannot ruin a relationship unless the man is already a failure.

▶4:22
relationshipbooksbodyguardthreatmarriage
03

Facebook Wife Prank

Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.

▶6:21
facebookwifecheatingsocial-mediathreat
04

Boomerang Book Ruining Relationships

A man calls Steve Harvey's bodyguard to complain that his book is ruining relationships. The bodyguard aggressively defends the book and challenges the caller to a fight.

▶4:22
bookrelationshipbodyguardthreatprank
05

Valentine's dance with hotel room

A father calls a mother to arrange a Valentine's dance date for their kids, then mentions he booked a hotel room for them, causing the mother to go off.

▶7:17
valentine'sdanceparentinghotelprank
06

Pop-up pedicure for messy feet

A pop-up pedicure service calls a woman saying her husband booked it because her feet look bad; she fiercely defends her feet.

▶6:25
pedicurefeethusbandprank
07

Wedding in Jamaica Queens

A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.

▶8:50
weddingtravelhoneymoonjamaicamistake
08

Country Music Band Booking Prank

A party planner insists an R&B band play country music, leading to a standoff.

▶6:57
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09

Steve Harvey Book Prank

A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.

▶6:22
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10

Keith Sweat missed the signing

A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.

▶7:40
celebritysigningrecordstorekeithsweatnoshow
11

Ku Klux Klan books the hotel

A caller reserves a hotel conference room for Friday and Saturday with hors d'oeuvres for about a thousand guests, then says the event is for the Ku Klux Klan.

▶2:06
hotelconferencekkkcateringbooking
12

Peeing by the House

A caller confronts an older man about fluid being left beside his house while his wife is watching, leading to arguments about his health and threats. The caller eventually reveals that the accusation was a prank.

▶4:33
neighborurinationwaterolder-manproperty
13

Deacon Cuss Man

Nephew Tommy poses as Deacon Cuss Man and calls a church member, Sister Johnson, cursing her out for gossiping about the pastor and reminding her of past church charity.

▶4:43
churchdeacongossipcursingpastor
14

I want to marry you for Christmas

A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.

▶7:02
marriagechristmasproposalstrangerargument
15

Alfonso's Dress Demand

A man named Alfonso calls a boutique demanding a dress for an extravaganza, berating the employee.

▶5:29
boutiquedressfashionrude customer
16

Peeing on the House Prank

An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.

▶4:56
peeingneighborold manapologyprank
17

Cheating Wife Confrontation

Tommy calls Cliff claiming to be a man who has been sleeping with his wife. Cliff is enraged and threatens to find and fight him.

▶5:53
cheatingwifeaffairconfrontation
18

Tell me who you're voting for

In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.

▶8:26
electionvotingobamapollssurvey
19

Refund for Substitute Preacher

An angry church member demands his $100 offering back because the pastor was absent and a substitute preacher delivered a sermon he disliked. The church refuses refunds until the prank is revealed.

▶6:08
churchofferingrefundpastorvacation
20

Life Insurance Siblings Prank

Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.

▶5:43
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21

I Want My Offering Back

A church member demands a refund of his $100 offering because the pastor was absent and a guest preacher delivered a sermon he disliked. The church's financial secretary refuses, and the argument continues until Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:12
churchofferingrefundsermonargument
22

Sideswipe the 72 Chevy

A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.

▶8:04
caraccidentinsurancedenialmother
23

Barber Shop Prank

A man calls a barber asking to get his girlfriend's initials shaved into his pubic hair, but the barber is disgusted and refuses.

▶6:10
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24

Church Surrogate Father

A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.

▶6:35
churchsurrogatepregnancyprank
25

The Pool Water Thief

A nephew claims his aunt's water bill has ballooned because the neighbor filled his pool from her hose, then threatens to swim in it with a crowd and challenge him to a fight.

▶6:06
water billneighborpoolwater theftthreats
26

AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House

A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.

▶6:33
repairmanpeeingaccusationneighborwindow
27

Jealous boyfriend Valentine call

A coworker calls to ask what Valentine gift he should buy his girlfriend, prompting her jealous boyfriend to demand that he leave her alone and threaten him. After the boyfriend relents on a Victoria's Secret gift, Tommy reveals that his wife Diane staged the call.

▶6:47
coworkervalentinesgirlfriendoffice
28

Your Wife Is in My Dreams

A caller who claims to work with Rene tells Winston that she keeps appearing in his dreams and kissing him. Winston threatens to attack him and call Renee, and the caller finally admits it was a prank.

▶6:47
coworkerdreamsinfidelitymarriage
29

Power Company Test Prank

A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.

▶7:01
power companyelectricitytestprankfrustration
30

Valentine's Gift for Diane

Nephew Tommy calls a man and pretends to be a coworker named Kendrick who wants to buy his wife Diane a Valentine's Day gift, sending the husband into a rage before the reveal.

▶6:52
valentinesprankcoworkerhusbandoffice
31

Missed CeeLo Signing

A fake record-store employee accuses CeeLo Green of missing a packed CD signing and threatens to remove his album from the shelves. CeeLo insists nobody informed him, curses the caller, and is pranked by Tommy and the store crew.

▶7:21
musicsigningcelebrityanger
32

Bringing His Wife to the Party

Poncho repeatedly confirms plans to attend Brad's playoff party, then describes a female guest matching Brad's wife's name and appearance. Brad becomes enraged when he learns the woman is supposedly having an affair with Poncho.

▶7:06
partyinfidelitywifesports
33

Convict Marriage Proposal

A 46-year-old ex-convict calls a man to ask for his 25-year-old daughter's hand in marriage, and the father threatens him.

▶8:29
marriageconvictage gapfather
34

Cut the pecan tree

Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.

▶11:02
neighborpecan-treeyardargumentgun
35

Record Store Signing

A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.

▶8:42
record storesigningmannycd
36

He Left His Draws

A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.

▶16:00
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