Hotel Sex Too Loud

Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to read uh Frederick.

Frederick.

Uh you have the wrong number.

This is his wife though.

Can I help you?

Uh yes, ma'am.

I'm calling you from the front desk here at the uh at the Hilton Hotel and I've called the the room a few times and you guys you guys haven't answered, so we actually uh went a little further and got the number that's connected with the credit card.

And uh, you know, I I wouldn't be calling your number like this, but the people are complaining about you guys on the floor that you guys are staying on and they're saying that the sex is too l the sex is too loud coming from you all room.

Wait, wait a minute.

What'd you say?

Wait, what the f is going on here?

I am at home and that mother is out of town.

So what are you saying to me?

Uh

can I can I get you to hold on for a second?

Sure.

Some bull

That's his that's his This is his wife on the phone right now.

But she says she's at home.

That's what she's telling me.

She's telling me she's at home.

But she's not upstairs.

No.

She's not upstairs.

Evidently in a different city.

What am I supposed to say to her?

Okay.

Uh ma'am?

Yes.

Okay, I'm sorry.

What's your name again?

Dominique.

Okay.

Dominic, uh look you know what, we won't worry about it.

We'll we'll fix it.

What do you do you mean don't worry about it?

You just called me to tell me that basically my husband is having sex with someone at the hotel and now you're acting like I'm just supposed to act like this sh didn't happen?

Hello?

Yeah, yeah.

And I did hear you talking in the background.

You heard who?

I heard you.

Okay, hold on.

Hold on.

Can you hold on again, please?

Uh where are you at?

Which is this?

Which hotel is this?

Hold hold on for a second, ma'am.

I didn't hit the mute button.

I didn't hit the whole button.

No, she heard everything we was talking about.

I don't know.

What am I supposed to say to him?

The guy won't answer the phone and his noise coming from the room all day.

All right.

Hello.

Uh yeah.

Okay.

Uh Dominique, ms uh m Ms.

Dominique, I wanna apologize.

We thought we were calling.

Uh apology is not gonna do it.

I can solve the problem for you.

What's your address?

Tell me your address.

Um I'm I'm I'm not at liberty to to give that information.

This is some bull.

Some real bull.

Let can you put your manager on the phone or something?

Um, I mean Little's actually in a meeting right now.

I don't

I just want to say I I I just I I truly apologize.

I I mean I thought I was calling the person that was in the room.

I'm I'm really, really good.

You know what?

I don't know what to say.

There is nothing to say unless you're gonna give me your address right now, so I could be on my way over there.

Or what city are you in?

Don't worry about where I'm at.

I can get to you and his You know what?

I'm gonna call this mother myself.

And he better get away.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, call.

Well what okay, wait a minute.

I can solve your whole situation.

Okay, but I'm calling his right now.

Okay, but will you wait because you're gonna mess around?

I'm gonna lose my job.

Bro, you told me that my husband is f some other b in your hotel.

Do you think I care?

So what's your address so I could be on my way?

Okay, okay, okay.

My actually let me just call him.

No, no, no, no.

My manager coming now.

My manager Oh, now your manager's available.

How convenient.

Okay.

So my manager talked.

I don't want to talk to your manager.

Okay.

I thought you wanted to talk to the manager.

I'm f pissed off right now.

So either you're gonna give me your fing address

put this is my manager Tommy.

Can I put Tommy on the phone?

Sure.

Hey Dominique.

Yes.

This is Tommy.

Okay, Tommy.

What's going on?

Uh your f worker called me to tell me that my husband was having sex in your hotel too loud.

And I asked him his address and he won't give it to me.

And I'm on my way down there and I'm about to call my husband since he won't answer your call.

And I did hear him talking to you in the background.

Okay.

Well did you hear who he was talking to?

No, I didn't.

Okay.

He was talking to me, but do you know who I am?

No, I fing don't.

And I don't really care.

But do you know Tommy at all?

Do I know Tommy?

No.

Do you know Tommy?

No.

Okay.

Do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

Do you are you fitting?

You

how dare you?

That's off Tommy.

Oh my

I'm not your friend right now Tommy.

And I don't like you anymore.

I just want you to Oh come on Tommy come on come on.

That ain't funny.

It's not funny Tommy.

It's really not Okay.

All right.

I don't want to get off the phone and we're on bad terms now.

We got to get back.

We gotta be on good terms with y'all the phone.

Okay.

Come on Tommy laugh laugh with me baby please

be laughing if somebody called you with this but okay.

I would I would

you have a sister.

Your sister name is Lydia am I right?

Yes.

Lydia is who got me to prank phone call you baby.

Oh

it it's really going down now I got some for you and her.

Don't let me see you in the streets, Tommy.

Okay, let me ask you this though before you go at least give me this what's the baddest radio show in the land?

Come on, funny funny let me ask you know Steve Harvey and Mr Tommy.

You know

Oh come on.