Burglar Medicine

Do you mind if I get my medicine back?

That's right, y'all.

I left my medicine in your house.

Hello?

Hello, I speak to Clarence.

Yeah, there's he.

Who is this?

Hey, Clarence.

Uh um, hey, my name's Sherman, dog.

Uh your house is the one that uh uh got broke into last week, right?

Yeah, man.

Just waiting on the police to get back with me.

Tim, if they found these people or not, man.

So now hold on.

What's your name again now?

Sherman.

Sherman.

Thurman.

Sherman.

Thurman.

How you how you hear about it?

Oh no, you know, I I stay uh covered streets, so everybody in the neighborhood kinda heard that uh y'all here got broken on.

Yeah, man.

Everybody been kind of kinda real good around here, man.

Just don't make no sense, man.

You go out here and work hard for stuff, and then you know, people just do you like this, man.

It just I'm just glad what nobody hurt, man.

My wife and my son, they they alive, and that's you know, that's the best thing, man.

So you know, try not to cuss with some.

Shit like this happened, you know.

I understand, man.

I I you you stay a couple streets over, you say?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, hey, let me let me let me say this to you, man.

I I I want to say first of all, I I hate what happened.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, man.

And and uh uh I I do, man.

I you know, and I'm glad your your family and still Yeah, I appreciate it, man.

Well

Hey man, can I just can I just say this here, man?

Uh and I don't really know how to say it, but uh I

I was I was with the two dudes that had broke in there.

I I was with them when they did that.

Okay, you nigga did you just say you was with the niggas that broke in my house?

So nigga, nigga, you broke in my house.

No, see no, see, see that's why I'm gonna see that Clarence, that's what I'm I'm calling you trying to tell you.

I was trying to talk them out of it.

You know what I'm saying?

Well, what the fuck happened, nigga, because they did the shit.

You know, I was in there when I wasn't in there taking nothing, is what I'm saying.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Well who was in there taking it then.

But I can't I can't be doing I can't do that.

I can't see I ain't trying to get in the middle of that.

No, no, no, nigga, you c you can't do that.

You just called my goddamn phone.

Oh, you can tell me who broke in here.

You was one of the niggas, who else wasn't with you?

That that ain't this that ain't even the reason why I called, man.

I I don't I don't give a damn what the reason you called me.

Nigga, you called me.

Nigga, who who was with you?

Who was with you?

Man, I I think as a matter of fact, what street you stay on.

That's the reason why I called.

See, when we was in there, and then they they start screaming and hollering at each other, then saying we got to hear them get out.

You know, like I say, I was in there trying to talk them out of that.

Nigga, I don't give a shit if you tried to talk them into it.

You broke into my this motherfucker broke in my house.

You nigga got the goddamn audacity to call me.

Okay, but listen, man.

Listen, listen, listen to me, man.

The fuck I'm listening to you for nigga.

While I was in there, man.

And and you know, they was we was getting out of there in a hurry.

I actually left.

I I I

uh my pills fell out of my pocket, my bottle of pills, man, my medicine.

And I don't I don't got no more refills on it, man.

And I need my medicine.

That's why I'm calling you to see if you don't mind me coming back over there to get my feet.

Nigga, don't give a fuck about your medicine, nigga.

This motherfucker, nigga, who gives a shit about I tell you what.

I tell you, nigga, this fucking ask me about some goddamn medicine.

No, I was just caught up in a bad situation, man.

Nigga, I swear to God, if I see you over here, I swear to God, I'm gonna beat your ass.

I'm gonna beat your ass, nigga.

You better be glad my motherfucking son went to my goddamn house.

Man, listen, man.

I'm not trying to get you have no problems with nobody.

I just need my medicine, man.

Fuck your medicine, nigga.

You got problems with me.

I don't have no more refills on that medicine.

I need my medicine.

I'll get sick.

Nigga, I tell you what, I tell you what, come come get your motherfucking medicine.

You know exactly where I stayed.

I'm gonna have the goddamn front door open.

You ain't got to break in this time.

Come get your goddamn medicine.

I swear to God, bitch, you're gonna need more than just that goddamn medicine.

I'm gonna put something on your ass.

I swear to you.

Well, why are you sounding it out on me, man?

And I'm the one that was in there trying to talk them out of it.

Nigga, you was with the motherfuckers.

That's the point.

I don't that's my bring them niggas too.

Tell them niggas to help you come get your goddamn medicine.

So all I want to do is get my medicine and be through with this.

That's all I'm trying to say to you.

I ain't trying to start no trouble with you.

Nigga, fuck niggas, start no goddamn trouble.

Bitch you walk into my goddamn house.

I'm you know what?

I tell you what, I all nigga, this motherfucker, yeah.

I tell you what, come get the medicine.

Come come come get the medicine right now.

I'm at home.

What what street you stay on, nigga, I'll bring it to you.

Say, man, I'm not finna go back and forth arguing with you, man.

I'm finna come over there and get my medicine, and man, you gonna be through with each other.

Nigga, you ain't got to go back.

for a motherfucker.

I tell you what, come on over here.

Get your goddamn medicine right now.

This evening, you gonna need some more motherfucking medicine.

They gonna come break in my goddamn house, nigga?

Nigga, you broke into my shit.

Nigga, I take care of my wife and my kids in this house.

I understand that.

And I would not be back in your house after I get my medicine.

Nigga, who the fuck is you hollering at?

Dog, I I tell you what, you no, no no no you ain't gonna be back in my house after you get this goddamn medicine.

Nigga, you gonna have a permanent new residence, nigga.

I swear to God you're gonna be living in the cemetery.

Listen, I got one more thing I need to say to you before I get over there.

Say that shit on your way over here.

I'm I'm gonna say it.

I'm on my way now.

I got one more thing I need to say is you listen bitch well say it then Bessie nephew tell me from the Steve Harvin morning show you just got pranked by your sister Bray

Hello Nigga, who the fuck is this?

Hey man, this nephew Tommy man from the Steve Harvey morning show your sister Bree got me to prank you man.

Boy you you mother oh you niggas play too goddamn much.

I don't believe this

told me she said man they they broke in my brother house he needs a spirit slim you say come on call him and get it

you know what

you damn near had you a well whooped ass

oh man boy y'all wrong for this here.

Oh man Oh man let me ask you something what is what is the baddest radio show in the land it is the Steve Harvey morning show.

Listen bro hey and if the niggas that that broke in my house is listening, nigga uh you can come back over here if you left your medicine come on come back and get it.

I'm at home right now.

If they listening they can come on back over there now.

Yeah right right now.

Bring your ass.

Boy y'all wrong for that.

Ooh nephew tell me