Dog Allegedly Impregnated Cat

Hello.

Hello, I I'm trying to reach a Miss Miss Dorothy.

Uh this is she.

How you doing?

Hey, my name is Randy.

You you live um okay, I think you you live ne you live next door to my mother.

My mother's Miss Faye.

Miss Faye and what you say your name is again, baby?

My name is Randy.

Uh, you live on on the um on the right side of you, my mother is Miss Faye.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's your mother.

You know, we just been here two months, but okay.

Yes, so how how can I help you?

Okay, uh first of all, I want to say welcome to the neighborhood, you know, good to have you.

Thank you.

Now now do you got a do you have a dog?

Oh yeah, I got a dog.

His name is Pepper.

Okay, Pepper.

Uh well, it seemed to be like a little bit of a problem that we we need to try and see what we need to do about this.

Uh I'd like to uh what do what do you mean we got a problem?

Well, it's it's you say you the dog is pepper, right?

It's it's a seem to be a problem with pepper.

My my cock of Spanish?

Yeah.

Yeah, is uh you have a black cock of Spanish, right?

Yeah, that that's that's what color pepper is, yes sir.

Okay.

Now Okay, now he ain't done nothing, huh?

My my dog ain't bought ain't nothing wrong, huh?

Well, I'm I'm sure Pepper's fine.

Well, we got a little bit of a problem.

Now my mama has a uh a cat uh named Whiskers.

Uh-huh.

And um that that seems to be where the problem is right there.

I I'm so sorry.

It's is my dog giving you some problems.

I really don't want no problems.

We just move into this neighborhood.

Okay, well, he not chasing the

uh I don't even really know how to put this.

Now my mama took the cat to the vet yesterday.

Mm-hmm.

And we I mean we gotta see a problem, we gotta figure out how we gonna try and handle this.

Now your dog Pepper, right?

Yes, sir.

Okay, your dog Pepper now I don't know how this done happened, but your dog Pepper then got my mama's cat Whiskers pregnant.

Well what did you just say?

Please uh tell me that again.

Your dog Pepper has gotten my mama's cat Whiskers pregnant.

Now I don't know how this happened.

My mama went to the vet yesterday, I talked to her, I talked to the veterinarian while she was there.

This is something he he was bowed.

He never seen nothing like this before.

Now

bring it up.

We got to bring your dog in and get this thing to to uh looked at, take a you know, we got to get this thing checked all the way out.

Well what you mean we?

You and I gotta get a clear understanding.

My dog, you say, did something to whisker.

Your dog yeah, your dog did something to whisker.

You ain't gotta get hustled.

I'm just trying to get her understanding, sir.

I'm not all all I'm saying uh okay, I'm not I'm not trying to get hostile, but you're not you acting like you're not hearing me.

Your dog done got my mama cat pregnant, okay?

We got to get this thing taken care of.

What what what we gotta do?

I'm just gonna ask you again.

What did my dog do to your doc?

Are you hearing what I'm saying to you?

Then you go get in hospital again, sir.

Why you just can't answer me?

I'm answering you, ma'am.

Your dog got my mama cat pregnant.

Are you hearing me?

Wait, wait, wa what wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Did you did you just hear what you just told me?

I hear what I'm telling you.

I done I I was long I was it confused me too until I talked to the vet.

Your dog pepper has gotten my mama's cat pregnant.

Wait, but just listen to yourself.

Listen to like say that again.

Tell me that one more time.

I'm tell I'm not gonna keep telling you your dog didn't got my mama's.

Exactly.

That's impossible.

Well, well, evidently it ain't.

How you know it's impossible.

How you know?

You ain't you know, my dog's been in the house.

He only go outside when he has to use it.

And he comes right back in here.

I keep my eye on my dog, sir.

You well you well, you ain't you ain't at home right now with the dog.

Well, how you know where I'm at, sir?

Do you really believe my dog got your cat pregnant?

I'm trying to tell you it's done happen, ma'am.

I'm not gonna see a couple.

I'm sorry.

What did you say?

When have you ever heard of a dog getting a cat pregnant?

I I ain't never heard of it, but that's the problem.

Now, what we're gonna have to do, we're gonna have to come get your dog.

I wish you would.

I don't care if I got to jump the fence between my mama yard and your yard and come over there and get it, but I'm coming to get that dog.

Oh, wish you would.

Come up the fence and come to get my dog called.

How you gonna call me and tell me my dog got your cat pregnant?

And I wish you would get on my fence.

If you climb all that, I'm gonna let that pepper eat you up like salt.

Do you hear me?

Huh?

I will come over that fence.

I don't want to see your mama.

Oh, if your mama tell me you lying, I'm gonna whip your behind.

Do you hear me?

Well, wait a minute, ma'am.

I'm not no I'm not no little boy.

I'm a grown man.

Who do you are?

Come on, my husband told me about some goddamn pregnancy.

I don't care.

Your dog, you don't you tell me nothing about my dog?

Is your dog gonna take care of?

Is your dog gonna take care of the liver?

Is it?

Let me tell you something.

And I want you to hear me.

It's impossible for my dog to get your cat pregnant.

Did you hear me?

I hear what you uh who you hollering at?

I'm hollering at Randy.

That's what I'm hollering at.

I got one more thing I want you to say before I come over there and get that dog.

I'm telling I'm gonna tell you one more thing before I come pick that dog up.

Is you listening?

What you got to say?

What you got to say?

Why don't you say tell me tell me?

Huh?

Is you listening to me?

Is you listening to me?

Who taught you in me?

Is you listening to me?

I'm listening to you, but I want you to hear this.

This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

You just got pranked by Mr.

The neighborhood president.

Oh Lord.

What did you?

Oh, Lord, baby.

Oh.

Oh, Lord.

Got my knees weak.

I can't even move.

Oh, Lord, help me stand up.

Oh, uh.

Oh, Lord.

Okay.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm gonna put a bear across your behind so heavy you ain't gonna be able to know which way to move.