Dog Allegedly Impregnated Cat
A neighbor claims Pepper the dog has impregnated her mother's cat, Whiskers, and vows to come over the fence if the owner resists. The skeptical husband joins the argument before the neighborhood-president reveal.
Nephew Tommy
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You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Fertility Clinic Mix-Up
Tommy claims a fertility doctor accidentally inseminated the man's wife with his seed, sparking a furious, profanity-filled reaction about a black baby.
Church Surrogate Father
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
My Son Married Your Daughter Prank
A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.
Lab Manager Pregnancy Prank
A lab manager calls Monet to tell her she's pregnant, leading to confusion and anger as she insists her tubes are tied.