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11 calls match “cooking”

01

Bad Barbecue Neighbor

A supposed neighbor calls to complain that another man’s barbecue smoke smells terrible and that he is ruining the meat with the wrong wood and sauces. The target defends his cooking, curses back, and tells the neighbor to stop grilling.

▶7:21
barbecueneighborsmokecooking
02

Diabetes from Cooking

An ex-boyfriend claims his former girlfriend gave him diabetes through her cooking and wants medical bills paid.

▶5:46
diabetesexcookingmedical bills
03

A reference from the ex-husband

Phil calls Scotty for a dating reference on Scotty's ex-wife Monica, asking about cooking, the bedroom, and whether their daughter can call him daddy. Scotty threatens him until Tommy says Scotty's brother Brian set it up.

▶6:20
divorceex-wifedatingreferencedaughter
04

Bring me some toilet paper

House-sitting for Rita, Tommy calls neighbor Charlie and begs him to run four houses down with toilet paper because his legs went numb on the toilet. Charlie tells him to use a towel, then realizes Rita set it up.

▶6:48
neighbortoilethousesittingemergencybathroom
05

Plumber and the Toilet

A customer calls plumber Adrian claiming that flushing the bathroom toilet makes sewage come out of the kitchen sink.

▶7:37
plumbertoiletplumbingsewage
06

Stolen Jesus Statue

A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.

▶7:19
jesus statueyardstolenargumentgarbled
07

School Bus Weight Limit Prank

A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.

▶6:08
school busweight limitsondiscriminationprank
08

Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)

The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.

▶6:07
school busweight limitchildreprise
09

A Mercedes for the ex-wife

A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.

▶7:28
carexwifechristmasmercedesdelivery
10

Fight Party Debt

A man calls demanding $60 for a fight party, claiming the victim and his friends drank and ate without paying, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.

▶6:22
debtpartymoneyfight
11

Frieda's Cheating Husband (Reprise)

A second call to Frieda with the same premise about her husband Gerald texting another woman, with even more explicit language.

▶10:40
cheatingtextinghusbandwife

Nephew Tommy

Prank calls from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, cut and transcribed.

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