Cake with private part delivered to school

We will not make those cakes.

I know y'all heard this one.

I call this lady that actually owns a place that makes cakes.

She's supposed to be very, very good at.

But I told her that I ordered a cake for my daughter's birthday.

She's in junior high school.

How come we got a cake that was made for a bachelorette party with a man's

You know what I'm saying?

Buckle up and hold up.

Here you come, baby.

The cake.

Okay, let me look here.

This is Barbara.

Uh, yeah, I need to ask you, what what kind of cakes do y'all make at this place?

Well, sir, we make all occasion cakes.

Birthday cakes, anniversary cakes, wedding cakes.

Pretty much whatever you need.

What you looking for?

Do y'all be making adult cakes?

Yes, sir.

A few adult cakes, you know, um, bachelorette parties and uh, you know, wedding.

What exactly are you looking for, sir?

No, no, no.

The problem is is this right here.

I ordered a cake from you all on Saturday.

Uh-huh.

It was supposed to be delivered to my daughter's school on Tuesday, and you know, she in junior high school, 13 years old.

The cake was supposed to have Hannah Montana on it, and it was supposed to say happy birthday from it.

Now, the cake get delivered over there today, and I can't for the life of me believe that this has happened.

We in her classroom, all the classmates is in there, some teachers in there.

The principal came down.

We finna have cake and ice cream for the kids.

But when they open up the cake, it's a man's private part on the cake.

What?

Oh, no, sir.

No, sir, no, sir, no, sir.

No.

We have never made a mistake like that.

Y'all made that mistake.

I've been calling this place all damn day.

Y'all didn't made this damn mistake and somebody gonna pay for that.

I got 13 minutes.

No, you're gonna have to lower it down now, okay?

Because we can't get nothing settled if you yelling and I can't hear you, okay?

I need to lower that.

You should have lowered that private part off that cake.

That's what you should, sir.

Sir, what is your name?

My name is Trevor.

And now where was the cake supposed to be going?

The girls in middle school.

Listen, I was middle school.

Now, where was it delivered, sir?

I just don't see that right there.

You can't remember.

That's how y'all made the damn mistake.

Sir, please just answer the question so we can get this settled, sir.

No, what is the owner there?

Excuse me, I am the owner.

My name is Barbara.

That's the girlfriend.

Now, if you give me the information, I'll try.

To make this thing right because it couldn't have been my company.

Are you absolutely sure, sir?

I'm positive.

Y'all is the ones that delivered the damn case.

Listen, I got all these 13-year-old kids in there traumatized, and this the teachers and the case.

So looking at me crazy.

I'm not sure.

Because y'all didn't deliver your own damn cake.

Wait, wait, wait.

You want me to calm down?

You should have took that private part down.

I can understand.

I can understand, but I don't think it was my company, okay?

Because we've never made a mistake like that.

Now we're very careful with that kind of stuff.

Now, sir, hold on one minute.

Come here.

Do you know anything about a cake delivery, a Hannah Montana cake going to Fruit School Girl Middle School today?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, did y'all make any deliveries?

Okay, thanks.

Sir, I just talked to my driver, and he's been with me about eight years, sir, and we've never had a problem like this.

He's never delivered a cake over there, sir.

Are you sure it was my company?

Damn show this place, lady.

It's this place.

Your driver lying.

You know, you know, mistakes can be made, but I can't.

You can't make no mistake like that when you got a man's private part in a uh in front of a bunch of 13-year-old kids at a junior.

I can understand.

I would be upset too.

I have children too.

So I can understand what you're trying to say.

But sir, what I'm trying to tell you is this is not my company.

You're talking about.

We wouldn't have done anything like that.

I've been in business for 13 years.

What is your name?

My name is Barbara.

Okay.

So you're the one behind all of this on this damn cake that's supposed to be Hannah, Montana, and wind up being a man's private part on the cake.

Sir, come on, stop and think about this.

Now, I I understand you upset.

Lady, do you understand what has happened at my daughter's school?

I and I apologize for it, sir, but I don't believe that you ordered the cake from my company.

Okay?

As a matter of fact, we made cakes on Friday, sir.

Wasn't no cake delivered today.

Sir, it's a Tuesday.

And what the hell?

I mean it's a Tuesday.

Ain't nobody eating cake on Tuesday.

Sir, I have told you.

That couldn't have happened here at my company.

Okay?

I don't know.

I'll be happy to make a cake for you, sir, and to send it to your daughter, but sir, it wasn't my company.

I don't want no more damn cakes.

Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you what I'm finished to do, lady.

I'm finna call my lawyer.

I'm finna get with the police, and I'm coming over there to shut that shit down.

You won't sell a cupcake when I get through with your ass.

Oh, sir.

You know what?

Now you done gone too motherfucking fun.

Let me tell you something, bitch.

This is my motherfucking business.

And I done worked for 13 years to Bill.

You ain't finna come up here and do a goddamn thing.

I'm gonna shut that shit up.

You come up here and find more icing up your motherfucking asshole.

Your mammy won't even know who you are.

Now, don't you need to get off my goddamn phone with this bullshit.

That's some ignorant shit in the first motherfucking place, sir.

How dare you call me with that shit?

And what the fuck is your name?

I already told you my n my name is Trevor.

Bring your ass and the motherfucking police.

Do you think I'm gonna let some little bitch like you come jeopardize my business?

I've been in business too long.

I know what the fuck I'm doing.

Now I don't know who the fuck you called, but it was goddamn show not my goddamn company.

Do you fucking understand me?

I understand everything you say, and I understand when I get over there, I'm gonna shut it down, me and the police.

You won't come out here and get your ass set down, and you're gonna have a daughter crying over your fucking ass.

Now I done told you it wasn't my motherfucking company.

Now get off my goddamn phone.

Do you hear me?

I got one more thing I need to do.

You ain't got a motherfucking thing to tell me, bitch, talking about shutting down my motherfucking company.

Yes, I I got one more thing.

If you listen to me, I ain't listen.

What you got to fucking say to me?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

You just got pranked by your girlfriend Stephanie.

That bitch.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh, yo son it!

I gotta get off this phone.

Oh my God!

I'ma kill her.

I'm gonna kill her.

Bye.

Hello?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Please tell me I'm not on the radio.

No.

Oh, Jesus.

You ain't on the radio now, but you're gonna be on there in the morning.

Oh Lord, no, no, my preaching.

Everybody else gonna be on it.

Oh my god, I'm gonna kill that bitch.

I'm gonna kill that bitch.

I'm gonna kill that bitch.

I'm gonna get me a cake and go to her job and fuck her up.

Lord, oh Lord, Jesus.

Lord.

Y'all gonna get somebody fucked up playing like that, you know?

She's gonna have to look out every day.

She ain't gonna never where it's coming from.

I'm gonna be like the thief in the night on her ass.

Miss Barbara, I gotta ask you one more thing.

What is?

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Y'all the what?

Hey, can you make a can you make a socket to my cake?

Yeah, I can make a socket to you cake, but you better hope it ain't got a gun in it.

Y'all won't look around and get fucked around messing with somebody like that.

They business them.

You so hope defeat me.