Girlfriend at My House

Hello?

Hello, let's weak to Terrence.

Yeah, man, it's hey man, listen.

Well, do me a favor, dude.

When your girl is at my house, quit calling by interrupting us, man.

Whoa, whoa, uh who?

Is this is this Terrace?

First of all, yeah, this is but who am I speaking with?

You this Rocky right here.

But ain't David your girl.

Yeah, Devita my girl, but Rocky, who Okay, is the last digit of your phone 6621?

Is that the last four digits of your phone number?

How the f you got my number, man?

That's what I'm talking about.

Hey man, when your girl over here visiting me, I need you to pull up on calling her.

Dude, do first of all, first of all, my girl.

Vita, she ain't over there visiting you.

Yeah, yeah, so she she right here.

And you keep calling.

You just got to call him.

You done called here three times.

In the last thirty minutes, you done called her three times.

She at work.

What the hell you mean she at your house?

No, she ain't at work.

She right here.

How how come I'm looking at your number in her phone?

I tell you what, put her f on the phone then.

No, no.

See, well, we not on the phone.

No, I'm not putting her on the phone.

The bottom line is this, man.

Quit disrespecting me when she over here.

What do you mean disrespecting you, dog?

First of all, you disrespecting me.

Number one, I ain't got daytime minutes.

Alright.

Number two, when I'm calling her, I'm calling to speak with her.

If she right there in front of you, dog, put her on the phone right now, straight up.

I'm not putting her on the phone.

My my conversation with you is about this.

You got to learn to respect me.

If she hanging out with me, don't be calling her while she hanging out with me.

I know this your girl and everything, but she hanging out with me right now.

It's funny.

It's funny because you know, when dudes try to play like they hard and dog, do you know who the f I am?

Do you know who do you know who I am?

Uh, as far as I know, your name is some problem named Rocky.

Yeah, you damn you damn right.

I'm Rocky.

I'm Rocky.

I'm Terry.

All right.

Oh, get that right number one.

Number two, wherever the f my girl Vita at, you call her the Vita.

I call her Vita.

Put Vita on the phone right now, because I'm not able to call her freeway.

We can talk this sh right now, just see if she at work, or she with you.

Bottom line is bottom line, bottom line is if you call at the end of the day, the phone's sitting right here at my house.

I'm just gonna be sitting here looking at it.

That's just that's it.

Okay, okay, see, I hate I hate with trying to call my bluff dog.

Like I told you who the f I am, all right?

Trans don't f around like that.

Vita don't f around like that, and she is at work.

You got that, bro?

Okay, uh uh here's what I'm gonna tell you.

For the next two hours, don't call Vita or the Vita.

Damn phone number.

Cause you interrupting what I got going on over here.

Are you threatening me for the next two hours, dog?

First of all, I told you I don't have much time on my phone.

I don't have daytime minutes like that.

Your little punk ass need to need to get some real minutes.

Alright, get some unlimited on your phone.

So what I'm trying to tell you is this right here.

Uh uh, Vita's over here for the next couple hours.

Don't be calling this damn phone no more.

That's what I'm telling you.

I tell you what, I'ma hang the phone up right now, and I'ma call her number back.

If your fans the phone, and if I hear her in the background, it's gonna be a bloodshed.

Straight up.

Hey, let me let me let me explain this to you before you call this other line.

You ain't uh uh when you call this other line, we still ain't answering it for the next two hours.

Me and Vita busy.

You understand that?

No, who the f are you?

I'm Rocky, man.

And where the f are you calling from?

I'm calling from my house.

Vita just over here kicking.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

F your name, dawg.

Who are you?

And where are you calling from?

Because I don't think you understand who I am, dog.

Hey, okay, so so so am I finna find out today who you are, dog?

You ain't got no you ain't got no gas and you ain't got no minutes.

What the hell are you finna do?

No, straight up, man.

Let me go ahead and hang the phone up.

Like I said, cause I'm a man of my word.

I'm gonna call right back.

If you if you about your hit the f phone up when I call back, then it's gonna be on.

Hello?

I told you we weren't answering your call, man.

Didn't have to f you.

I done told you look.

First of all, Rocky, Rocco, who the f you are?

Look, what the fita got doing with you?

I told you, I told you Vita was just over here chilling for a minute, man.

Okay?

Okay, I understand.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't play this.

All right.

I told you before when I hung up and said that I'm gonna call back.

You don't fight.

Because now Nader seen some true up for real.

What the f she got doing with you, man?

Hey, hey man, I told you, man, we just Talking right now for the next two hours, but what I'm saying is you can't just keep calling, interrupting every time I look up the phone ringing and it's you.

And you trying to tell me she over at your house.

I ain't trying to tell you.

I told you.

If I find out that that got something to do with you or anybody else, because she over there, she's supposed to be at work.

How the f we gonna force you if she over there f with somebody else?

Hey man, amen.

Listen, don't worry about none of that.

No, you with the wrong now.

Rocky, two, three, four, five, it'd be six.

That's on your body.

If I hear anything, anything, and if I find my over there at your house, that dog.

Who the f is this for real?

Hey, you you you wanna know who this is?

Cause see this to you.

You you you dealing with a real one over here.

You understand that?

Well, you just you can't be as real as me, partner.

Who the f is this?

This is this right here for real?

For real?

This nephew Tommy.

Steve Harvey morning show.

Terrence, you just got pranked by your girl Vita, man.

Wow.

Hey, uh,

look, no.

No, man, on some real, on some real sort of who?

This is nephew Tommy, man, from the Steve Harvey morning show.

Your girl, Davita, or Vita, got me to prank phone call you.

V gonna mess around and get kicked out the apartment.

No, because she likes to play too many fan.

Is she there, man?

No, no, man.

Your your girl at work, dawg.

Well, first of all, is this gonna be on the radio?

Because see, I was about to get emotional, man.

And you laughing, dog.

I mean

Wow, okay.

Uh, I got one more thing to ask you though, boss.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

The Steve RV morning show.