Can I have a kidney while you're open

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alright y'all here's one that you heard I know you heard it you've been talking about it

This is a particular gentleman who's on his way to actually have surgery at the hospital.

This is when Tommy said, you know what, while you're having surgery, I want you to do something for me.

Because I called as a deacon from the church, and he said, you know what, what you need, deacon?

Right here, this is called, Can I Have Your Kid?

He's crashing!

Burn him!

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach Brother Conley Wilson.

How you doing, brother? This is Deacon Patterson calling from the church. How you doing today?

Deacon Patterson?

Yeah.

Just doing fine. And yourself, sir?

I'm doing good. Doing good. You know, the church is behind you on what you're going through, and we're praying for you, man.

We know all about the, you know, you're going into surgery on Friday to get your pancreas removed.

So I wanted to give you a call, man, have a word of prayer and let you know that we all are pulling for you,

and we know that the man upstairs is going to pull you through this successfully.

God bless and keep you there, Deacon.

God bless and keep you, because I tell you, I'm going through something here.

Me and my wife, we've been talking about it, and we've been praying on it,

and it sure is a wonderful thing to know that your church is with you

and y'all thinking about me in prayer.

I really had to take this to the Lord.

This is a serious thing with me, and I ain't never had an operation before in my life,

and I know I need it.

My wife made it clear.

The doctor made it clear, and I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon.

Was that Deacon Patterson?

Yes, that's right, Deacon Patterson.

I haven't been, I've been in church probably about eight months now.

You've pretty much been out most of the time.

Yes, sir.

I have been out of here.

Yes, I have.

So I've seen you a couple times, but I wanted to call and put a word in for you

and let you know that we're all praying for you at the church.

Praise the Lord.

Praise the Lord.

Get back, and we know after Friday it's going to definitely be a great success.

Yes, sir.

And we're going to give the victory to who the victory is.

Give the victory to the Lord, yes, sir.

He's a victory.

He's a victory.

Let me have a word of prayer with you, Brother Conley, if you don't mind.

Just bow your head for me.

Father God, we ask right now.

We ask right now that you touch Brother Conley as he goes in on Friday.

Please, Lord.

Put your hands on him.

We ask, Father, that you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to go and put surgery on him.

Yes, we ask that you make sure that the doctor has got a strong eye on that morning.

Walk with him.

And when he got the scalpel in his hand, we ask that you hold on to him, please, as he goes into a surgery, because we know come Saturday morning, the victory is going to belong to Brother Conley and the Lord.

Thank you, Lord.

We know all of this, but we ask that you take that pancreas and you remove it out successfully.

Please.

Close him back up like it was never been entered in before.

Walk with me, Jesus.

That's what we ask, and we ask you, Lord, at the same time that they're removing this pancreas, Lord.

that you reach around his backside and we ask that you touch his kidney, Lord.

Touch his kidney and make it whole.

Make it 110%.

We want you to make that kidney like it's been the best kidney ever.

Excuse me, Deacon.

Deacon.

That's Deacon.

Deacon.

Deacon Patterson.

Yes.

Oh, yes, sir.

No, sir.

There's nothing wrong with my kidney, Deacon.

I'm doing fine.

The Lord has made it where he's going to work on my pancreas.

That's what the doctor's operating on.

and that's what they plan to remove.

So my kidney is fine.

They did what they called it with the MRIs,

and everything else is fine.

They ain't working on nothing but my pancreas, sir.

Right, right, right.

Well, let me say, I'm glad you brought that up,

because this wasn't really why I called you.

Uh-huh.

Of course I did call to pray for you.

Yes, sir.

You know, because I want to make sure that you make it through this successfully.

But one of the reasons why I'm getting around to this here is what I want to ask you,

I've seen you a couple times, like I said, at the church, but you've been out most of the time with your sickness and whatnot.

But now what I was going to ask you was, and I know this is, I hate to come at you in the final hour when you're getting ready to go have surgery and all that,

but if you don't mind, if you could see it in your heart to see to do something for somebody else.

Yes, sir.

That's the Lord's will.

You're always supposed to help those who can't.

Right, right.

And I'm glad you think like that.

Now, when they go in on Friday morning and remove that pancreas out,

do you think that they could go in and get one of your kidneys?

Because I need one.

Hold on just a minute, Deacon.

What'd you say?

What'd you say?

See, what it is, I've been going through myself with a little ailment,

and I'm wondering if I need a kidney,

Pranker they already had you open. Did you say you wanted him to take one of my kidneys?

Yeah, and give it to me cuz I need one you need a kidney. Yeah, but what was I mean?

You already gonna be laying there open. Oh hell. No, it sounds like we praying for the wrong son of a bitch this evening

You need a kidney. I need help with my packers. You call me with some shit like that, man

This ain't no work of the Lord. Now you think you're a deacon. Yeah

Like I said Deacon Patterson my name, but see what I'm asking you with what?

Shit, man.

Brother Conley, what harm is it if you're already open and laying on the table?

Oh, you ain't heard a damn thing I said, have you?

I said I'll be...

Man, you're crazy as hell.

Now, what I'm going to have to do, I'm going to need to call the pastor.

Because there's some bullshit going on here.

You say you new?

You man a damn new, mister.

Matter of fact, you too damn new to know who you're talking to.

What I'm saying is, you have two...

Like you said, you said they did the MRI.

I don't give a fuck what I said they did, man.

I got two. One of yours is bad. That's your motherfucking problem, mister.

Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well, and you calling with this bullshit.

You say you a new deacon. You damn sure is. And you won't be at that church long.

I tell you that because if I ever get close to your ass, mister, we got some reckoning to do.

What is it going to hurt for you to give me one of them kidneys if both them kidneys is good?

It ain't going to hurt a motherfucking thing because you ain't getting my kidney, man.

It ain't going to hurt shit. What is wrong with you?

Say, man, all I'm saying is if you're going to be open and laying on the table, what is it going to hurt?

Oh, now you're going to tell me I'm open and laying on the damn table.

What kind of a fucking prayer are you in charge of, mister?

Let me tell you something.

I need to meet you before I get to the hospital.

And maybe I can help take out that damn badass kitten of yours.

We can shoot that son of a bitch out, I can tell you that.

We can shoot it out.

You won't feel a damn thing.

How about that?

There's too many games going on in the church today.

I'll be damned if you're going to call and talk me out of one of my damn kittens, man.

I'm trying to live just like you're trying to.

to do with Jesus you could catch my ass mister you can kiss my ass and get off

my phone that's what you can do can I say one more thing to you what is you

listen to me man I don't listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing

that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me mister you're running

the game if I could get to you I'd put land in your motherfucking ass but can I

just say one more thing and then I'm gonna let you go is you listening for

YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BY YOUR DAUGHTER!

Oh, Lord have mercy!

That girl!

Lord have mercy! Lord have mercy! Jesus!

Hey, you alright, Brother Conley?

Man, you done made me use language that I swear I don't know, but I heard my neighbors them using that!

I done stopped a long time ago, talking that way!

You just got pranked by your daughter, Reesey, man!

She say, we got to lift my daddy's spears up, he going into surgery on Friday.

But please talk to him and just put a smile on his face. I say, okay, you all right, please forgive me

Oh damn, but that whoa

Y'all I'm gonna have to Lord have mercy. My heart is palpating here Lord have mercy to you

That's me. This ain't me and you I tell you what

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