Deacon Visits Sick Wife

I'm trying to reach speaking uh

You got him.

How you doing

I'm I'm doing I ain't doing too good.

You'd have been over here praying for my wife again, right?

Yeah.

Right, right.

Yes, sir.

You done came over here three times in one week.

My my wife already went through the operation and all that.

She's gonna be fine.

I don't need you over here praying three times a week 'cause uh honestly I think it's so I think it's something else on your mind when you come over here praying for my wife.

I ain't stupid.

Brother kinda hold it, brother.

This brother

This is

Well Your wife was on the sick and shut in list.

I reverbed you to come by.

Reverend requested that I come by.

Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black ass to my house for no damn three times in one week, man.

So you can cut that bullshit out with me.

You can cut that bullshit out.

Hold it, brother.

I came with Sister Georgia the first time.

The second time I came by myself because she wasn't able to come by.

And I only stayed fifteen minutes each time.

So what's the problem?

Uh I already know what you what you do.

I know you're trying to holler at my wife.

I ain't stupid.

Stop at your wife.

I have a wife.

Why would I help at your wife?

She's part of the child.

You already know what you I already know what you're doing, man.

You up in here trying to holler at my wife.

Why ain't no why no why nobody at the house I already know what you do?

Let me tell you something.

Keep your black ass away from my damn house.

If you want to pray for my wife, you pray.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You can't wait a minute, hold it.

You can't talk to me.

You don't make me lay hands on your ass.

That's what you're gonna make.

Oh no, brother, it ain't gonna be none of that.

Okay.

Now you first of all, you're not gonna disrespect me and curse me out.

Okay.

That's not even the way brothers should be talking to brothers.

Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands, it's gonna be my hands laying on you.

Okay.

You ain't finna lay shit.

I I know what you're trying to lay on my wife.

See if I find out she mess around with how that you mess around with my wife, this is gonna be some shit.

I I know what you're trying to do.

I'm j I'll just letting you talk I'm gonna say it one more time.

Keep your black ass off around my house.

You know, first of all, I told you once again, you can't be talking to me like that.

Now, I'm trying to be cool about the situation because I know you may be just upset.

Okay, I can appreciate that.

Okay, I have a wife.

And I'd be upset if somebody was coming by visiting my wife.

I do.

You know, I'll spend much time.

I don't expect that.

I need to come out your house.

Maybe I need to come out your house and holler at your wife.

Shit.

Well, you welcome to.

But maybe maybe I need to come come lay something over there on her.

Oh, now you're getting out of here.

Hold it one minute.

Hold it one minute.

I told you before, you're being disrespectful.

Now, that was a very idiotic statement for you to make.

Okay.

That's what's gonna happen if I catch your black ass at my house again.

I'm gonna play this man and then I'm getting off the phone with you.

You, your pastor, any more of them deacons.

If anybody comes by my house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black ass.

That's a promise.

You know uh just that's it.

Look here, brother.

If there's gonna be any ass whooping going on, I'm gonna be kicking your ass.

I'm gonna lay my hands on you and I'm gonna give you a good sanctified ass whooping, and then I'm gonna pray for you.

I'm gonna pray to heal you by this foot, I'm gonna put up your ass, okay?

Because I've I've had it with you, you know, and I only went by to visit your wife because I was asked to go visit your wife.

Now that was a problem, you should have called the pastor.

Okay, but you're not gonna disrespect me, my wife, the church on the phone.

Now, if you want to do something about it, you can meet me any place.

Well, I'm gonna be as a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I want in this town.

If I be at your house talking to your wife, if the pastor asked me to go, I'm gonna be there, okay?

Uh, you you know you just you know what you're just a stupid brother.

Okay.

You need to come to church.

You need to come to church more often.

That's the problem.

You don't come to church more often.

If you come to church more often, you wouldn't be talking to me like that.

You wouldn't be worried about me and your wife, because it must be something wrong at your house.

You be worried about me fooling with your wife.

Okay.

So you need to check her.

Okay, you need to check her.

How about that?

Why don't you do that?

Why don't you why don't you just check her?

Okay.

You the one that's cheating with with my wife.

That's that's that's all I know.

Who?

Tommy Tommy said you Tommy the one Tommy said you the one that's cheating around with my wife.

Tommy, who in the

who is Tommy?

Tommy, who?

This is nephew Tommy, man.

This is

nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvin Morning Show, man.

Uh Lawrence got me the prank bone.

Y'all wrong for that.

You know, y'all wrong.

You're wrong.

You know, y'all on the highway to hell.

All of y'all.

You know, none stop.

No, you know, y'all just, you know, y'all just gone, you know.

Ain't no stop sign.

You know, I'm finna go.

I'm gonna pray for all of y'all.

All of you brothers, nephew Tommy, Steve Hobby, Brother Lars is wrong for that.

Okay.

I'ma check him.

I'm gonna check him.

I'm finna go.

I'm gonna I don't talk to you out no more.

I'm praying for all of you.

Okay, one more thing.

Hey, brother, brother, brother brother Gizard, before you go, man, what's what you gotta tell me?

What's the baddest radio show in the land, man?

Steve Hobby Morning Show.

On that on that slide all the way to hell, I'm finna go.

I talk to y'all later.

Bye.