Carpet Cleaning Grandma's Ashes 2

Cleaning service.

I'm trying to s can I speak to the owner of the company.

This is he

is this Rob you the owner is Robert.

Is this Rob Y Yes sir, this is.

Is it Mr.

Robert?

How can I help you?

My name is Carruthers.

Okay.

And when y'all moved the furniture to clean the carpet, somebody, somebody moved my grandmother off the coffee table.

And she not in there no more.

Do you know what what day did we clean your house on, sir?

Last Wednesday.

Y'all cleaned my house.

We came to your house on Wednesday of last week.

What what's your address, sir?

Big mama.

It's it it's okay.

Big mama

Sir?

Hello?

You said your name is Corrupted, and we came to your house on Wednesday.

If you don't mind, can I have your address, please?

Y'all

Big Mama

Big Mama Okay, Mr.

Carruthers, listen.

If if if we if your grandmother now Was your grandmother laying on the carpet?

I mean, my guys don't move people, sir.

Uh we would not have moved on.

My grandma, she was on the she was on the coffee table.

Her her urn was on the coffee table.

My grandmother pants.

Beltie Elaine

Y'all if somebody moved it and now the vase is still there, but the ashes Okay okay, okay.

I'm sorry.

So you're saying that you're oh Big Mama Big Mama Mr Mr.

Grubb, I am so sorry.

Um I just lost my grandmother not too long ago, sir.

I I know how you feel.

I now now listen.

My guys would not have knocked over uh a vase or something like that, or they would have told me if they uh knocked over something.

Are you sure that it was my cleaning service?

Yeah, I ain't have no nobody had no two different carpet cleaning services to come by in the same week, man.

Y'all the only ones came by there, y'all the ones that did it, y'all the one move my grandmama.

And now my grandmama gone.

Mr.

Carruthers.

My grandmama girl, man.

Mr.

Caruthers, I'm sorry about that, but if you would give me your address, I can confirm that that actually was my company that came by you.

I'm I apologize, sir.

Uh uh Sir I'm sorry.

Big mama!

Big mama girl.

Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.

Now, if can you please just give me your address, sir?

Let me let me pull some information up in my system and we can we can straighten all this out.

Uh hold on for one second, please.

Uh baby.

Do do do me a favor.

Go and ask Wayne and Robert Jr.

to come in here for a second.

They have to be the ones to clean that man's carpet on last week.

Uh somebody knocked over his grandma earned now.

Big mama.

Big mama been there.

She's been on that coffee table.

She's been on that coffee table for ten years.

Mr.

Caruthers, I'm sorry.

I'm I'm trying to find out if it's You know what

I when I give myself together, uh-huh I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick some at that damn place of yours.

You hear me?

Mr.

Corubbins, now now listen, I'm gonna do everything that I can to help you, but now don't don't uh you're not gonna threaten me on this phone.

Now you hear me?

I'm gonna I promise you I'm gonna tell everybody not to use this damn carpet cleaning service because y'all don't know what the hell you're doing.

No, no, no, oh hold the hell on now l listen.

Now now uh it it took me a long time to get my services together, sir, and we do a real good job.

Now you're not gonna threaten me.

Y'all move for grandmama, that's what y'all do.

You move people's grandmamas.

We sir, we have never had this kind of incident.

Matter of fact, we haven't had any incidents at all.

So

I'm gonna do everything that I can.

I I'm sorry about your grandmother, sir.

We're gonna get everything squared away from you.

Oh, I'm gonna get an ad in the newspaper and tell everybody not to use this damn service.

I promise you that.

I done told you once.

Now you're not gonna threaten me about my damn company no more.

You understand me?

I'm not gonna put no ad in the newspaper, and you're not gonna sit there and tell me what you gonna do.

I done called my sons in here, I done called my nephew here, they're the only ones that clean that god dark on carpet.

Now I'ma find out what happened, but you're not gonna threaten my company.

You understand?

This is how I make my living.

Now I don't know how you make your living, but this is how I make my living.

Sir, sir, it's I'm sorry that your grandma was not on your carpet table no more.

Look, I'll try to find out what happened.

We're gonna get this fixed for you, but you gotta work with me.

I'm coming down there right now to do damn office and start kicking some.

How your boys there and have your stuff.

Oh, you finna come down here.

Come on, bring your come on down here right now.

I'm not scared of you, man.

You look I'm trying to help you and you wanna go off on me like that, bruh.

I don't give a dad of fact, come on down here right now.

You won't give me even your address.

I don't even know where you are, man.

I don't even know if we sing.

I promise you, I'm whooping your boys and your ass.

You move my grandmother back.

Don't threaten me and don't threaten me about my boy.

Now that's my son.

I don't take that too lightly.

I will come personally to your house right now.

Beat your ass and then come back and clean your house for free.

Do you understand me?

Don't you threaten my children and don't you threaten me?

Oh, I got one more thing I want to tell you, man.

What?

Is you listening?

What is it, man?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning show.

You just got pranked by your wife, dog.

Hello?

Say what?

Say, man.

Um

worry about it.

That wasn't that wasn't nobody.

That's it.

Tommy man, you ain't right, dog.

You call me talking about

you got my sons in the looking like nothing did something.

I'm gonna go bust up inside their head, man.

You won't tell me what you gonna do with my cut, man.

You know how long it's been so I had my son to call it, man.

You wrong for that time.

Oh, good.

You wrong, man.

Hey man, Robert, I got one more thing to ask you, man.

What is?

What is the baddest?

And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey morning show player, man.

I listen to y'all every morning, man.

Y'all every morning.

Look here.

Why don't you tell Doc Steve, man, y'all need to put a carpet clean in the ward over there in the hoodie wards, man.

We need a carpet cleaning uh you mean a carpet cleaning in a category?

Carpet cleaning category, man.

Y'all need to go and put one in, man.