Valet Accused of Joyride and Theft

Hello?

I'm trying to reach Curtis, please.

Yeah, this is Curtis.

Hey, you the one worked at the hotel and you do ballet parking?

Yeah, yeah, I work at the Okay, let me tell you something.

You the one that parked my seven fifty BMW.

You done took the change out of my car that the loose change I had in there, and you also done put a hundred miles on there, and I know you the one did it because you the one I tip, I tipped you.

You parked it, and then when I came back, you the one brought my car back and I tipped you.

I know you the one put them down miles on my car.

Hold on, man, hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

Who is this?

My name is Jason, man.

Jason.

Jason, how did you get my number?

I got your number from the hotel manager.

I told him I needed to talk to Curtis who do the ballet parking, and they gave me your number.

You the one put these miles, man.

You put a hundred miles on the call.

That's it.

I ain't and I ain't I ain't taking no change from nobody's car either.

You the one took my chain.

I had I had T D Jake in there and in the in the C D player.

When I got in there, it was uh a biggest miles or somebody in there.

You the one was in my car, man.

Man, I don't even know how to work that radio in there.

Man, look, you what I I probably park your car because I parked a whole lot of cars.

I I you just we if you can you maybe somebody else probably took your car and drove it around, but I don't know.

We can wear it.

How many more

work at the hotel and do valet parking?

How many of my work at the in do valet parking, but that's all I do is park the cars.

I don't take nobody's car and drive it around the town or steal nothing from their car.

I ain't no thief, man.

Hey man, let me tell you something, man.

I know you the one put these miles on here.

You hear me?

I know you was the one, man.

Put that on.

Hold on, man.

Look, look, look, man.

I'm on probation right now, right?

So I mean, I ain't got no time to be stood and nothing, not about nobody's cars.

I'm just I'm just part time job, man.

Just parking cars.

I'm trying to take care of me and my little girl.

That's it.

I'm telling you, if somebody did take your car and drive it around or steal something from your car, we can we can figure it out.

You know what I'm talking about?

If you just bring the car up and you just come and we can talk to the managers and figure it out.

I promise you.

I promise you it wasn't me, man.

Hey man, you should just go around and listen.

You know, we'll find out what happened with your car.

You the one did it, man.

You the one put the hundred miles on my car.

You had that red vest on.

You had that name tag said Curtis.

You pulled off in it and you pulled back up in it.

You the only one drove it.

You is the one.

Hey, man, hey, lower your voice a little bit, man.

Hold on.

I can I can hear you.

No, I know you can hear me.

You're gonna hear me when I get in your f though.

You're gonna hear me when I do that.

Look at me.

I said you gonna hear me when I get in your ass.

Because you put that hundred miles on it.

I'm gonna come up to that damn, man.

I told you I ain't putting a hundred miles in your car, right?

I'm just hey, man, you know what?

I distilled nothing from your car, ain't putting a hundred miles in your car, right?

I told you I'm on probation right now, though.

That's all I do.

I go to work, I park these f cars, and I'm coming home to take care of me and my girl, all right.

Ain't putting no hundred miles on your car, man.

I didn't take your car, that's all I did was control your car and park it, man.

That's it.

No, that ain't what you're doing.

And you also put a hundred mile, it was like a hundred and four miles extra on that car when I got back in it.

Let me tell you something, man.

I'm gonna come up.

When do you work again?

When do you work?

Tomorrow.

I work tomorrow night.

What time do your get there?

I'll be there at six o'clock.

Okay, I'm coming up there at 545.

And guess what, Mr.

Curtis?

I'm gonna deal with your little by myself.

Man, no, come

on up to that job, big that job ass f you dog.

Bring your up to the job.

What what kind of car you say you had again?

I said I got a black 750 BMW.

I'm coming up there when I get out of it.

Have your ready.

Here, Curtis, have your ready.

Already, already.

No, I'm gonna be ready.

I'm gonna be ready.

I'm gonna have my little verse on for you too.

It's gonna say Curtis, this bring your black up there because you sound like you're black.

Yeah, I'm black.

I'm black, my car black, and I'm finna get in your black tomorrow.

Y'all both told you, stop f with me, though.

Today, today I like I'm trying to shoot out my play.

I'm telling you.

Bring your up there if you want to, dog.

I'm telling you, it wasn't me.

But I mean, you want to take it up, eh?

I got one more thing I need to say to you, Curtis.

You listen to me?

What?

Is you listening?

Yeah.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning show.

You just got pranked by your boy T C, who do valet parking with you.

What what'd you say?

Hey, Curtis, is it another guy work there named T C that do valet parking?

Yeah.

This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

He got me the prank phone call you.

Oh man, I'm gonna get that out.

Oh Lord, Jesus.

Man, my heart was beat, man.

My heart was beating so fast, I thought I was about to go back down.

Oh Lord.

Oh you knew you oh you you was going back, Curtis.

Oh Lord, I'm telling you, man, it was about to be over.

It was about to be over.

The first person I saw got out of the

I'm telling you.

Curtis, you got to be strong, man.

You gonna be strong?

For sure, for sure.

Just be strong.

I hear you.

I hear you.

I'm not myself, you know.

I'm gonna keep it straight, man.

You know.

All right, man.

Stay strong.

You gotta take care of this little girl, boy.

You can't go back in there.

Uh riddle.

All right.

I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man.

What is?

What is the baddest?

I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the lane.

Man, that's Steve Harvin morning show, baby.