Comedian Joke Stealing Accusation

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An aspiring comedian calls a famous comedian to accuse him of stealing his jokes. The famous comedian denies it and they threaten each other.

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You seen him on PET's Comic View.

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You seen him on HBO's Death Comedy Jam.

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Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the one, the only, straight up out of St.

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Louis, Missouri, Mr.

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God Tory.

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I'm pranking too.

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Hello?

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Oh uh yeah.

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I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Guy Tory.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, listen, this d ain't out of uh Decatur, Georgia.

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Listen, I wanted to call you for a sec.

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I got your number from uh one of the comedians.

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And uh what comedian?

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Uh down here in Georgia.

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I got your number through them at the club.

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So

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I wanted to holler at you about this here, man.

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Uh you know, I've been in the game probably like oh right, like two years now.

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I've been doing stand up.

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And here lately, you know, everybody telling me, you know, that when I get off stage saying, Hey, you know, I seen Guy Toure do that joke.

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And I'm saying what what you see.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Who telling you telling you?

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You seen him on B E T's Comic View.

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You seen him on HBO's Deaf Comedy Jam, ladies and gentlemen.

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Put your hands together for the one, the only, straight up out of St.

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Louis, Missouri.

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Mr.

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Goss Tory.

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I punked him too.

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Hello?

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Oh, uh, yeah.

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I'm trying to, I'm trying to reach Guy Tory.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, listen, this d ain't out of uh Decatur, Georgia.

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Listen, I want to call you for a sec.

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I got your number from uh one of the comedians.

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And uh, oh, what comedian?

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Uh down here in Georgia.

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I got your numbers through them at the club.

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So

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I wanted to holler at you about this here, man.

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Uh, you know, I've been in the game probably like oh right, like two years now, I've been doing stand-up.

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And here lately, you know, everybody telling me, you know, that when I get off stage saying, hey, you know, I seen Guy Tory do that joke.

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And I'm saying, what what you see?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Who telling you telling you what?

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I'm doing your jokes?

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Well, I mean, I'm just telling you, that's supposed to be what's going on.

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And this ain't the first time I'm hearing it.

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You know, every time I get off, I'm hearing, hey, Guy Tory been doing it.

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What's your name again?

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This d ain't out of Decatur.

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I I but I I know that too.

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But what I'm saying is, you know, I'm trying to come to you like a man and tell you what I'm hearing, you know.

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Okay, well, what joke what joke is what joke is it, dude?

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Because it's it's like, come on, man.

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It's like if it's a premise, is it what joke, what joke they saying that I stole from you?

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Well, I'm all 30 of my minutes that I do, they saying you doing all of them.

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Well, what's all of them, dude?

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I got dude, I do I use 30 minutes of my sleep, man.

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That's all you got.

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Come on, dude.

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Well, my understanding is you doing, you know, damn near my whole routine.

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Yo, you got you got you you got the wrong person.

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First of all, you you got me confused.

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I'm not named, Pimp.

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I don't steal jokes.

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I've been in the game fifteen years.

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I ain't never stole a damn joke.

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So I don't know I don't know what people you got telling you, you know, every time you get off stage and I'm doing your material, but dude, I do my own material.

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Do I live my life?

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I tell my own story.

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Do I I don't know the crap, man.

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Look, look, man, look, I ain't trying to get into it like this here.

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All I'm saying is, if I find out you do one more of my jokes.

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Hold on, hold on.

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First of all, you first of all though, yeah, you go hold up.

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First of all, you ain't gonna curse at me, dude.

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I ain't cursed at you yet, all right?

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So don't even come at me like that.

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First of all, you've been a game two years.

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Dude, come on, man.

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You don't mind, man.

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You look, all I know is people telling me that that that you up there doing and I you know, I already know about you, your brother and I outlet there.

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That on none of that there phase me.

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I know he's

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gotta bring my brother to this.

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I'm just saying, I know he little weights and I'll let that be on like that.

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Hey, dude, so what you want to do?

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All right, all right.

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I'm doing your jokes.

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If I'm doing your jokes, all right, what you want to do about it then?

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Uh if I okay, say I'm doing your joke.

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S what?

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Now what?

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No, you ain't finished the video.

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Now what?

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What?

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Now what?

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Hey, all up Okay I'm I'm coming to L I'm coming to LA.

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Well, you know what?

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I tell you what, you ain't gotta come to LA.

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You in Georgia?

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I'll follow you.

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It'll be away game for me.

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I'm undefeated.

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I'll come in your country backyard and and come on your curve.

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I'm from how about that?

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I'm from

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that cater right here.

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Don't let the Hollywood fool you, dude.

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These movies, TV shows mean, all right?

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I'll get it up in a minute.

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Do I don't don't challenge my manhood or my ac who you think you must think you a little old m uh uh uh Mayweather or something.

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You can't you about to get Mayweather.

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You about you keep talking, you accusing me of stealing jokes.

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That that do that dude, that's the worst thing you can do to a comedian is accuse him of stealing your jokes.

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You've been stealing my joke, and all the comedians know it.

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Say now you trying to do disrespect my come up on how I'm trying to get where I'm going.

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Okay, all I'ma say is this right here.

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When I see your little it's home and pop.

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You messing with my livelihood now.

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Dude, that would you.

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You accusing my reputation, dude.

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That's worse than that.

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I mean, I know you got some movies and stuff and then done the the the deaf j on.

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That ain't got nothing to do with it.

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That ain't got nothing to do with it.

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You get straight knock the f out.

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Period.

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How about that?

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I all I'm saying is I'm finna put the word out there that God Tory is stealing.

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Keep my name out your mouth.

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You stealing D Wayne jokes, baby.

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That what you do.

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Put it out if you want to.

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Put it out there if you want to.

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Keep my name out your mouth.

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What keep my name out your mouth?

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Then quit stealing my jokes.

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Whatever, dude.

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I ain't stole no.

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I ain't stole nobody's jokes, Pimp.

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You got me confused.

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I'll put a St.

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Louis whoop of on you real quick.

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Okay, I'm I'm I tell you what, then is you and tell me what else?

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What else have you got to say?

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Dog, it's done.

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When we see each other, we just going at it.

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Ain't nothing else to be said.

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And quit saying my jokes, you little shot, fool.

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Yeah, whatever, man.

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Alright, well, we tell Charlie when I'm when I'm on your face.

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How about that?

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And that's fine with me.

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And I got one more thing I want to tell your little.

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Is you listening?

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I'm listening, let me listen the whole time to this.

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You been talking.

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This nephew time guy Tory from the Steve Harvey Morton show.

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You just got to.

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You burned road game mean.

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I pulled over.

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You a punk, man.

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You a pump, man.

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You're punk.

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God, I I I know the worst thing you could tell a comedian is you done stole my joke.

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No, that's gunfire.

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No, yeah, exactly.

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So you had me do I pulled over, man.

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Yeah.

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What is?

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And you know yourself.

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What is the baddest radio show in the land?

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Come on, man.

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Steve Harley Morning Show.

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There is no other player.

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God, I got you.

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I'ma get your brother too.

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I got you.

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Hey, hey, get him, man.

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Let me know, though.

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You got me.