Comedian Joke Stealing Accusation
7:44An aspiring comedian calls a famous comedian to accuse him of stealing his jokes. The famous comedian denies it and they threaten each other.
Transcript
186 linesYou seen him on PET's Comic View.
You seen him on HBO's Death Comedy Jam.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the one, the only, straight up out of St.
Louis, Missouri, Mr.
God Tory.
I'm pranking too.
Hello?
Oh uh yeah.
I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Guy Tory.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen, this d ain't out of uh Decatur, Georgia.
Listen, I wanted to call you for a sec.
I got your number from uh one of the comedians.
And uh what comedian?
Uh down here in Georgia.
I got your number through them at the club.
So
I wanted to holler at you about this here, man.
Uh you know, I've been in the game probably like oh right, like two years now.
I've been doing stand up.
And here lately, you know, everybody telling me, you know, that when I get off stage saying, Hey, you know, I seen Guy Toure do that joke.
And I'm saying what what you see.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who telling you telling you?
You seen him on B E T's Comic View.
You seen him on HBO's Deaf Comedy Jam, ladies and gentlemen.
Put your hands together for the one, the only, straight up out of St.
Louis, Missouri.
Mr.
Goss Tory.
I punked him too.
Hello?
Oh, uh, yeah.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to reach Guy Tory.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, listen, this d ain't out of uh Decatur, Georgia.
Listen, I want to call you for a sec.
I got your number from uh one of the comedians.
And uh, oh, what comedian?
Uh down here in Georgia.
I got your numbers through them at the club.
So
I wanted to holler at you about this here, man.
Uh, you know, I've been in the game probably like oh right, like two years now, I've been doing stand-up.
And here lately, you know, everybody telling me, you know, that when I get off stage saying, hey, you know, I seen Guy Tory do that joke.
And I'm saying, what what you see?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who telling you telling you what?
I'm doing your jokes?
Well, I mean, I'm just telling you, that's supposed to be what's going on.
And this ain't the first time I'm hearing it.
You know, every time I get off, I'm hearing, hey, Guy Tory been doing it.
What's your name again?
This d ain't out of Decatur.
I I but I I know that too.
But what I'm saying is, you know, I'm trying to come to you like a man and tell you what I'm hearing, you know.
Okay, well, what joke what joke is what joke is it, dude?
Because it's it's like, come on, man.
It's like if it's a premise, is it what joke, what joke they saying that I stole from you?
Well, I'm all 30 of my minutes that I do, they saying you doing all of them.
Well, what's all of them, dude?
I got dude, I do I use 30 minutes of my sleep, man.
That's all you got.
Come on, dude.
Well, my understanding is you doing, you know, damn near my whole routine.
Yo, you got you got you you got the wrong person.
First of all, you you got me confused.
I'm not named, Pimp.
I don't steal jokes.
I've been in the game fifteen years.
I ain't never stole a damn joke.
So I don't know I don't know what people you got telling you, you know, every time you get off stage and I'm doing your material, but dude, I do my own material.
Do I live my life?
I tell my own story.
Do I I don't know the crap, man.
Look, look, man, look, I ain't trying to get into it like this here.
All I'm saying is, if I find out you do one more of my jokes.
Hold on, hold on.
First of all, you first of all though, yeah, you go hold up.
First of all, you ain't gonna curse at me, dude.
I ain't cursed at you yet, all right?
So don't even come at me like that.
First of all, you've been a game two years.
Dude, come on, man.
You don't mind, man.
You look, all I know is people telling me that that that you up there doing and I you know, I already know about you, your brother and I outlet there.
That on none of that there phase me.
I know he's
gotta bring my brother to this.
I'm just saying, I know he little weights and I'll let that be on like that.
Hey, dude, so what you want to do?
All right, all right.
I'm doing your jokes.
If I'm doing your jokes, all right, what you want to do about it then?
Uh if I okay, say I'm doing your joke.
S what?
Now what?
No, you ain't finished the video.
Now what?
What?
Now what?
Hey, all up Okay I'm I'm coming to L I'm coming to LA.
Well, you know what?
I tell you what, you ain't gotta come to LA.
You in Georgia?
I'll follow you.
It'll be away game for me.
I'm undefeated.
I'll come in your country backyard and and come on your curve.
I'm from how about that?
I'm from
that cater right here.
Don't let the Hollywood fool you, dude.
These movies, TV shows mean, all right?
I'll get it up in a minute.
Do I don't don't challenge my manhood or my ac who you think you must think you a little old m uh uh uh Mayweather or something.
You can't you about to get Mayweather.
You about you keep talking, you accusing me of stealing jokes.
That that do that dude, that's the worst thing you can do to a comedian is accuse him of stealing your jokes.
You've been stealing my joke, and all the comedians know it.
Say now you trying to do disrespect my come up on how I'm trying to get where I'm going.
Okay, all I'ma say is this right here.
When I see your little it's home and pop.
You messing with my livelihood now.
Dude, that would you.
You accusing my reputation, dude.
That's worse than that.
I mean, I know you got some movies and stuff and then done the the the deaf j on.
That ain't got nothing to do with it.
That ain't got nothing to do with it.
You get straight knock the f out.
Period.
How about that?
I all I'm saying is I'm finna put the word out there that God Tory is stealing.
Keep my name out your mouth.
You stealing D Wayne jokes, baby.
That what you do.
Put it out if you want to.
Put it out there if you want to.
Keep my name out your mouth.
What keep my name out your mouth?
Then quit stealing my jokes.
Whatever, dude.
I ain't stole no.
I ain't stole nobody's jokes, Pimp.
You got me confused.
I'll put a St.
Louis whoop of on you real quick.
Okay, I'm I'm I tell you what, then is you and tell me what else?
What else have you got to say?
Dog, it's done.
When we see each other, we just going at it.
Ain't nothing else to be said.
And quit saying my jokes, you little shot, fool.
Yeah, whatever, man.
Alright, well, we tell Charlie when I'm when I'm on your face.
How about that?
And that's fine with me.
And I got one more thing I want to tell your little.
Is you listening?
I'm listening, let me listen the whole time to this.
You been talking.
This nephew time guy Tory from the Steve Harvey Morton show.
You just got to.
You burned road game mean.
I pulled over.
You a punk, man.
You a pump, man.
You're punk.
God, I I I know the worst thing you could tell a comedian is you done stole my joke.
No, that's gunfire.
No, yeah, exactly.
So you had me do I pulled over, man.
Yeah.
What is?
And you know yourself.
What is the baddest radio show in the land?
Come on, man.
Steve Harley Morning Show.
There is no other player.
God, I got you.
I'ma get your brother too.
I got you.
Hey, hey, get him, man.
Let me know, though.
You got me.