Store Security Accusation

Hello.

Uh, yes, I'm trying to reach a Tanya, please.

This is she.

Uh hi, Tanya.

Uh, my name is Daniel Mr.

I'm the head of store security here at your job.

Yeah.

Um, I'm trying to see if it's possible I can get you to come to the store.

There's a bit of a situation I want to discuss with you.

There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from the store.

What?

Yeah, it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise, and we definitely know that this is a in-house situation.

This is not someone walking in shoplifting.

Okay, so what you calling me for?

Well, ma'am, it's um it's been brought to my attention that there's a possibility that you may be

uh part of this situation and the situation.

I ain't no f thief.

I don't steal.

You don't call my house accusing me of stealing.

I ain't stole nothing from nobody.

Okay, well, hang on, ma'am.

What I'm trying to do is just trying to to hang on my you trying to say I done stole something and I ain't stole the thing.

Okay, wait just a second.

Now here do you have a sister named Cynthia?

Yeah, what about her?

Well now, it seems that well here on some of the footage that we have on camera that uh it's a possibility that it seems like your sister's actually wearing some of the merchandise that we sell here in the store.

Okay, just because she wears something that we sell in the store don't mean that I stole it.

Well, we don't see where she's act I've I've I backed the footage up as far as I could.

I don't see any footage of where she purchased this particular merchandise.

And my assumption is maybe you gave it to her.

I ain't gave her sh and just because you don't see where somebody purchased it don't mean that it's been stolen.

Okay.

Here's what I'm gonna get I'm gonna just get to the chase of this, Tanya.

What I'm gonna have to do is this.

If I can't get you to come to the store, ma'am, and matter of fact, here's another question for you before I go any further.

You have children at all, Tanya?

Yeah, I got children.

Why?

Do you is it possible?

Uh, because I'm missing a lot of baby merchandise as well.

And you know what?

You know what?

You really cruising for an this morning, okay?

Because you don't call somebody on their offstead accusing them of stealing.

Okay, here's what I gotta do.

Uh uh are you coming into the office so I can talk with you?

I'm not coming no bhere on my office.

Well, then what's gonna happen, Miss Tanya, is I'm gonna have to actually come to your home, check your closet.

I'm gonna have to check your kids and see if they're gonna do what?

Check and see if they're wearing merchandise that make that comes from this come to my house if you want to, and they gonna take your up out of here in the body bag.

Excuse me?

You heard what I said.

You heard what I said.

You don't call nobody.

I bust my at that store.

I bust my at that store.

You understand me?

I work hard for y'all, okay?

You you've been busting, you've been busting your car here accusing me of stealing.

I ain't stole sh from nobody.

I don't have to steal.

That's why I work all day.

You understand me?

I think you've been busting your butt taking stuff, is what you've been doing.

You've been to from nobody.

You understand me?

I do not steal.

I'm gonna come over there.

I'm checking your closet.

And I'm checking your babies as well, and I'm making check my babies and see what happens.

You put your hands on any damn thing in here and see what happens.

Okay?

I don't wanna have to drag your butt.

Oh, you're gonna drag somebody?

Oh, now you threatening me?

I don't wanna drag you out of your house.

Security guard.

You a tough security guy.

You like your job that much?

You willing to die for that?

Huh?

Who said anything about me dying?

I did.

Come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.

That's what happens.

When you f with people on the off day, you get hurt, okay?

I get a couple of damn days off.

And y'all gonna call me with this b So are you threatening me now?

I'm threatening you.

Didn't you just call and say you was coming over here?

Yes, I did.

I I'm don't bring your security guard.

I'm on my don't look let me tell you something.

Okay?

I can you I can have you brought up on charges.

You know that?

Bring me up on charges and see what happens.

That's right.

Check me up on charge.

See if you get that far.

I'm on my way over there now to check you and your kids.

You understand me?

Come over here to check me and my kids and see how they check your up out.

Let me tell you something.

You ain't got to tell me.

You ain't got nothing to tell me.

You ain't got nothing to do with else to tell me, okay?

Why don't you go ahead and tell me what you took?

Maybe I'll go light on you.

I'll go light.

You think I'm stupid or something?

You don't sound like a damn fool.

Why don't you tell me what you took?

I ain't took shit.

I bet you're teaching your little kids over there how to steal too, aren't you?

What?

What you teach them little ex kids?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey!

Now you will not.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, my.

Hey, don't call me with this b on my off day.

Let me tell you one more thing.

Are you listening to me?

I got one more thing to say to you.

You ain't got nothing else to say to me.

Are you listening?

What?

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobbin Martin show.

You just got pranked by your sister Cynthia.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

So you and that broad wanna play game, okay?

Y'all wanna play, right?

Y'all got jokes.

Y'all got jokes.

I got a joke for both of y'all, okay?

I'm around here taking care of her and all her little ugly kids.

And she's gonna play with me.

Am I off day?

All right.

Tell you, she told me she told me she said, uh, that Tommy be pranking people.

You can't nobody get me with that old crazy stuff.

How come them people don't know somebody calling and tripping with this?

You told me you couldn't.

You thought you couldn't be God.

Mm-hmm.

That's all right.

Y'all got me.

Okay.

Well, I love you.

I love you, nephew tell me.

I got something bug like.

All right, let me ask you one more thing.

What is the baddest radio show in the land?

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.