Church Parking Lot Prank

Hello, this is Brendan.

Uh yeah, uh uh Brendan.

Hey, uh, I'm trying to reach you.

How you doing?

Uh Brendan, I want to make sure I got the right person.

You the person that uh you work at the at the uh first of all, I go to uh what's your name again?

Uh my name, my name Calvin.

Uh brother Calvin, brother.

I go to uh St.

Missionary Baptist Church where you

so everything all right and everything's fine, though.

Well I got a little issue and I'm trying to uh get to the bottom of it.

Now you work in the uh before service start.

You w you work in the parking lot on uh and

I do attend, yeah.

Yeah, and you tell people where to park and stuff, right?

Right, right.

Would you looking for some uh employment?

You wanna you wanna join us?

Nah, nah, nah.

Uh what to see the issue I got, man, I've been dealing with this probably about the last two months now.

What's wrong, brother?

Okay, hold on.

I'm trying to tell you.

So the problem is when I come to the church, last couple months, man, uh uh I've been I've been come like my my my regular card and broke down on me, so I had a I got an old van that I've been sorry to hear about that.

Yeah, yeah, I'm you know, I got an old van that I've been using to get around in.

So now for the last two months I've been riding in it, when I come into the church, you know, you and I find out who you were, but you keep sending me to the back of the parking lot, and then but you know, I noticed Nah bruh, not on the real.

So you sending me to the back and I'm noticing when I I see cars that's like 2010, 2015 car.

Well, well, brother, well well well listen, we I we don't have no uh set place where we put model cars, you know.

I just I just direct the traffic, brother.

Okay, so so you trying to tell me for the last two months you just direct traffic, but you got but you directing me to the back every time.

But a car behind me or a car in front of me, it'll be going to the front.

Nah, you I I w where you getting this information from?

You won't make it.

Nah.

No, I just I just put, you know, the bigger uh vehicles in the in the back and um

uh certain you know the we it's really no schedule.

If you come in, I just I just direct you to the right or the left.

I it it's really nothing to it, really.

So you're not trying to say

so my my van being raggedy ain't the reason why I'm being No bro.

No, bruh no, no, no.

I w no.

We that's not what we're about.

Nah.

Okay.

I I well I'm I'm sorry you feel that way.

Uh I mean, so I guess this Sunday, uh uh L me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday.

I gotta make sure.

No, no, let me tell you right now.

When my van pull up there Sunday, I'm gonna tell you right now, if I get sent to the back, I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be a no, it's gonna be a m problem if I get sent to the back.

You know now you don't have to cuss, brother.

Just calm down.

It's it's not it's not that serious.

No, it is that serious.

See what's already know I know I got a raggedy ass van.

I know that.

I know that.

But I but see that's the reason why I'm getting sent to the back, and I know it.

'Cause the car I had before, y'all was sending me up front.

So I already know I'm just saying I'm telling you right now, Brendan, I'm telling you right now, it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to the back.

Brother.

You just singled me out and

No, I didn't single you out.

I you you are the person that has been sending me to the back, dude.

No, I no, I haven't.

Hey man, why you keep why why are you sending side?

Why why you accusing me of it?

I ain't got because I done seen it.

No, you are you you're calling me, you're calling me out of the blue and you and you're accusing me of something and I'm I'm I'm I'm not doing.

I'm no you just sent my ragged ass van to the back.

You done done it, you done done it two months straight, Brendan.

You have done it.

Yes, you have.

You sent all the pretty cars up front.

That's what you doing.

But I tell you what, come Sunday gonna be a f problem.

Oh, so now you threatening me?

I mean, now now listen, we we we we can meet up at it.

We can meet up here before any car get there.

How about that?

I don't care how you want to do it, Brendan.

No, no, you actually do know how you want to do it, so bring it then.

Okay, I'm letting you know.

My car

my van gonna be up front come s your van.

Your van.

It's me and you.

How about that?

You want you and you wanna talk tough Tony stuff.

Oh, you oh, oh, okay.

So you you you are you swelling all up now.

You alright, so cool.

Sound like you already did, so I guess I'm matching you.

Okay, well no problem.

Listen, you're not gonna call my phone and threaten me and tell me what you what you think I did when I I didn't do it.

I told you, man.

You've been sending me to the damn back, man.

No, it's what I know.

It's what I know, Brendan.

It's what I know.

Okay.

You know, you know where you got work.

You know what?

I tell you what you at right now.

Come Sunday, that's your ass then, Brendan.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

How about what you doing right now?

What you mean what I'm doing right now?

I'm at work right now.

Oh, oh, oh, so you you at work calling me about some bullshit parking spot?

Oh, okay.

Oh, look at the cussing Christian now.

Look at you.

No, no.

Look at the cussing.

No, you no, no, no.

Matter of fact, f you.

Okay.

If you want to do something, let's do it now.

Parking lot, I don't I don't care where we at.

Okay.

You bring your ass down here, I'm gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper.

You don't know who you fing with.

Okay.

I done been locked up six, seven years.

I'm just in the church trying to get my life together.

And you think you just gonna talk sh to me?

You got another thing coming, brother.

I'm gonna tell you that right now.

So i i if you want to get it on, meet me in the parking lot right now.

I give you an hour to get there, you piece of sht.

Now you're trying to scare me with your background.

No, no, I ain't your background.

Oh no, you're trying to scare me with your background or something.

Like evidently you just I didn't know you had been in jail.

With the wrong one.

I'm just gonna say this.

Uh do you know Lester that that also

he also held up cars parking?

Would you try to buy your buy yourself out of this?

I know it lesser.

Okay.

Okay.

Lester is the person to tell me to call you.

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Albin morning.

Brenda, your boy Lester in the parking lot got me the frank fucking car.

Y'all got me out here talking reckless.

I should have co-passed it all.

Well hang in there, brother, and then do this for me, man.

Tell me this.

What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lab.

Man, the Steve Harvey Radio show.

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