The Church Van Smells Like Weed

Leave these church people alone.

Mama, you you have to understand, mama, that there are things that have to be pranked about.

And this right here is weed

in the church van.

Now, cat dog, if you would.

Let's take it there.

Let's let's get to the weed in the van.

Let's get to the weed.

Hello?

Uh I'm trying to reach Dan.

Brother Dan, Dan.

Hold on, hold on.

Let me cut the TV though.

Who you can do?

I'm trying to read Brother Dan.

Brother Dan's.

Oh, this is

okay.

Yeah, this brother Scott from the church from uh Belt of Baptist.

Oh, uh hello, brother.

Dan, I call you.

I'm I'm I'm trying to get a little information about the church van.

What's what's your schedule?

Uh uh you drive the church van.

What's what's your schedule?

Uh I drive it Wednesdays, uh, Fridays, and Sundays.

Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.

Now, Sunday, what what is that schedule?

Oh, well, Sunday, I I usually start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, depending on some of the elderly people that I had to go pick up and uh bring to the church.

Make sure they get there okay and get situated and make sure they on time for the service and whatnot.

Okay, and then you take them back.

Home after service is over.

Yes, I try to get all of them back home unless they got family members or something that come up there and lead them up there and want to take them to dinner or something afterwards.

But I usually get everybody back home.

Okay.

Okay.

Now this past Sunday, which is part of the reason why I'm calling me.

Uh they saying that um some of the church uh members that was on the van this Sunday.

Uh-huh.

Uh they uh are complaining saying that um that the church van was smelling like weed when they got on there.

Excuse me.

They say the church van was smelling like weed when they got on there, and you are the person that was driving them.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not the van that that I'm driving.

I'm so I don't uh no, I don't I didn't smoke weed in no van.

Uh do you smoke weed?

No, I don't smoke weed.

I mean, not currently.

I mean I have before, but I don't smoke weed now.

And I would smoke weed before picking some people up to go to no dudes now.

What

where are you from?

Who told you this?

Well, I all I know is what what's come down the pipeline is they saying that that uh a couple of the members came complaining saying that.

See, see, now see this this just happened last week about this pipeline.

I want to know who the pipeline is because just last week they came at me talking about that I uh I was using the van to go places that I wanted to go to on my personal time.

Now I don't do that.

I don't do stuff like that.

Now I'd had a past, I done had a history, but I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't smoke in no church van.

So are you seriously talk talking?

We're trying to get to the bottom of it and see what's going on with you.

Well, elderly person said it.

Do you know which one?

I don't know.

They love me.

Every Sunday, them people tell me they love me.

Uh uh, they say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen they've ever met in their life, and so I really.

They find it hard to believe that you you you getting these type of complaints about me.

Okay, well they that one of them says smell like ooh weed.

I don't know what that means or nothing like that.

Look, brother, I I don't know you too well, and I know you don't know me, but I I I've been driving this van as as as a point to try to change my life of where I come from.

So this was was something that I wanted to volunteer, even though I'm getting paid to give my time to do this for the church.

And now this is like the second instance where y'all done came at me on some stuff about like I'm trying to do something with this van.

Now, why would I disrespect the church van by smoking weed in it and then letting the weed stay in there so other people could smell it?

Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.

We're gonna go out here to the church van today.

We're gonna go out here today and open it up.

Now, if we see any trees or anything around the the the d driver's seat, then then then we're gonna we're gonna definitely uh have a finger point.

Man, I was raised in that church, man.

My mama go to that church, my grandma, see go to that church.

See the reason we even all at that church.

And you think I'm gonna mess up their d name by driving around in a van full of elderly people smoking some d weed.

Then why you then why do it smell like weed, brother Dad?

I don't know why the shut the van smelled like weed, man.

Now I don't I don't got the answers to these questions.

I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.

Did you have some weed in your pocket and maybe it would just smell it?

I ain't had no weed on me.

Stop trying to say like I had weed on me.

And you ain't gonna give me nothing.

I ain't had no and we ain't had no weed on me, okay?

Now you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's name in this church and disrespect us like this.

Now we've been helping this church for years, and I'm trying to tell you that I ain't riding around in no van smoking no weed with no elderly people.

Did you ask any of the elderly people if they had any weed on them?

Uh uh no.

We didn't no, I didn't think about it no elderly people having no weed.

So you just assume it's me.

What one of them got got coma or something?

Well, what You know what?

You know who I think what you know who I think the weed belonged to?

Who?

Who I think I think the weed belonged to nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

What the hey?

Damn, you just got a prank.

Oh my God.

You just got crazy.

What is his name?

His name is brother uh

brother uh Lawrence Lawrence Ros.

Oh my

god.

Larry, they call her Larry, but his name is Lawrence Roman.

I know exactly.

Tell Larry he in trouble with me.

Oh man.

I got one more thing that I got one more thing to ask you, man.

What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

Steve Harvey Morning show.

Yeah.