Claim your son on my taxes

hello hello uh I'm trying to reach uh uh Devin Devin yeah this is man hey Devin how you doing man

my name is uh Curtis man Curtis I was trying to reach out to you you um you your son uh

he plays uh basketball with my nephew man um your son is the one that's on the on the Blazers

little league basketball team right yeah yeah he played for the Blazers everything all right

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's good, man. You know, they got a game Saturday and everything. I've seen you a couple times, man, at the game. I don't know if you remember me, man. Light-skinned brother, about six foot.

Yeah, I probably met you. I probably met you. You know, I be so intense with the games. But, yeah, what's going on?

Well, actually, man, I wanted to holler at you about your son, man. Are you working right now? Are you currently working?

Am I working like yeah, I am working actually I mean, I mean, I mean you have a steady job is what I'm asking. I mean

Yeah, what you what you getting that though? Like, you know, I thought you were calling about the basketball team like

Uniforms, I know we got a game Saturday, you know, sometimes they want donation for sneakers and all that like, you know, no

What I was asking so so I mean you you got a regular nine-to-five job you go to all the time

I mean, you know, it's a recession right now.

Things are kind of crazy, but hours is kind of short.

But, you know, I still work.

I mean, while I was going on, you need a job or something?

No, no, no.

I'm just checking, man.

See, what I wanted to get at you about, man, is seeing, are you going to claim your son on your income tax this year?

Hold on, bro.

You said, am I going to claim my son on my taxes this year?

I mean, like, you know, as a dependent.

Bro, you asking some real personal questions now.

You know, like, you the guy that, you just said you know me from the basketball team that my son play on, Blazers.

You know, and now you done jumped from the Blazers to do I claim my son on my taxes, and do I have a steady income?

I mean, like, you know, yeah, I got a steady income, and I'm claiming my son.

I mean, what you trying to get at, bro?

Well, we'll see, man. What I was thinking, you know, I just want to read. You seem like a cool dude when I saw you at the gym, man. What I was going to ask you, bro, is, you know, see right now, man, when I get through with my taxes and stuff, I'm going to have to owe about $800. But now, see, if I claim a child as my dependent, man, they're going to give me about $2,200, $2,300. You see what I'm saying?

get this good money but I mean with all due respect you talking about you want

to clean my son on taxes hold on but I don't even know you you're talking about

you seeing me at my son's basketball game you might be the police for all I

know bro you sound like the police no no it ain't nobody gonna come at you

sideways like that man I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say man

I'll kick you down $250, you understand what I'm saying, man?

Everybody cool.

$250?

You crazy?

Now you sound like a joke, bro, because now you're insulting me.

You're telling me you want to claim my child for some shit where you owe money.

I don't even know you, fool, so I can make $250.

Bro, I ain't trying to be on no shit, bro, but when I claim my kids,

I'm getting the same exact price you're getting.

I'm getting $2,300, too.

I don't know.

You know what I'm saying?

Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the $800, man.

I'm just asking you to look out for it, brother, man.

You're saying we're in a recession and everything.

Look out.

It's a recession.

You know my check been cut from 40 hours a week to 13 hours a week,

and I still got these little sacks of me for Jordan.

Michael Jordan ain't never put a dime on my house.

That's why I'm trying to hook you up with 250, man.

Damn, you don't even see a good thing when it's coming at you, bro.

So what am I supposed to do?

What am I supposed to do, Devin?

Tell me that.

You'll see you claim that little every year and you'll get what I get please look that I'm seeing in clothing every day

That's what you're gonna have to do. My I was done got cut from 40 to 15 hours a week

I had to go pick me up a little style

Understand the Rockers in office, bro

You got to change your ways you out here trying to get me locked up for government scam

Well, I'm trying to do man is get this 800 off my back dog. That's all I'm trying

There ain't nobody trying to get no trouble man

Me locked up

Now you got me

I'm out here working hard

To support my kids man

But I ain't finna sit here

And go through this

With you no more man

I ain't finna sit here

And go through this

With you no more

Is you gonna help me

With this money or not

Bro I ain't help you

With

And when I see you

On Saturday bro

I'm gonna

You up bro

I promise you bro

I need your son's

Social security number

Right now

That's what I need

Bro let me tell you

Something bro

What you look like bro

You said you was a

Life skinner

And you was going

About six foot

Bro when I see you

When I step in that

You better bring that damn social security number

Okay, cool. I got one more thing. I need to say to you. You're listening to me

I got one more thing. I need to say to you man. Are you listening to me?

Say your last statement you want on your tombstone, bro

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show

Just got pranked, baby!

Ha ha ha!

Who is this?

This is Nephew Tommy, man.

What's up, Devin?

What's up, fool? You got me out here

going crazy, bro.

Hey, do you got a boy that you work with

named ****? Yeah, ****

crazy **** **** put me

up to this, man.

Man, I'm a beast ****

when I get to work tomorrow, man.

We need good daddies in the world brother man. Thank you, bro. Yeah, and one more thing man

I gotta ask you you got to tell me man. What is the baddest radio show in the land?