Senior center underwear accusation
4:49A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.
Transcript
120 linesThis is who is this?
This is attorney David.
David Who?
Uh-huh.
All right, this is Anthony.
Anthony, I was giving you a call.
You used to work at the uh uh senior center, am I right?
Yes.
Okay, we got a bit of a problem here.
Uh are you familiar with Miss
Yes.
Yes.
Older lady that that that uh a Cartesian lady that's here at the center?
Yes.
Okay.
Now we got a problem.
I know you retired in uh in December, but uh there's cleaning out her room, cleaning up her room.
There's been some uh uh men's underwear found here, and she's saying that it's yours.
Well, then you got a f problem because uh I don't know where the lady lives at.
No, here at the center, sir.
They're claiming that
at the center, you find the ladies or men underwear, said it was mad or whoever or whatever, whatever.
Now I don't waste my time with that.
If you're gonna call somebody, call somebody, get a straight nap.
But don't waste my time with you.
Have a nice day.
Wait just a minute, sir.
I don't want to have to I don't want to have to get officials to come down there.
Hello?
Yes, sir, Mr.
Listen, I don't want, I want to I want to try to do this without your wife finding out, but we need I got a few questions I need to ask.
You tell your wife you puffy you, man.
Don't mess with me.
You face wasting my time.
Come on.
Call it back, dog.
Hey, this is Doris.
Please enjoy the music until I answer your call.
That's right.
Hello?
Doris is Tom.
Or he didn't cuss up.
But he keeps hanging up.
So
I need.
I need you to help me out.
I want you to uh call from your phone
and put us on three way and say, hey, you need to talk to these people.
Okay.
Hello?
Hello?
This is Doris.
Tony's right here.
Um, I told him about the situation with so I just want him to clear it up so you can stop calling him, okay?
Yes, I I uh this is uh attorney David.
Is he available where I can speak with him?
Sure.
Hold on a second.
David.
Hello.
Hello, Mr.
Uh Tony, Anthony.
Yeah.
Could you possibly tell me what's going on?
Uh why we would find your your underwear and Miss is uh
no underwear.
I'm I'm sorry, sir.
I say how no underwear.
Sir, I don't I didn't work here.
The younger the lady is saying that it's actually your
man, you got the room.
This is a bad time to be messing with me.
And where are you at anyway?
Sir, I'm down here at my office right now.
Where are you off is at?
Do you need to come and see me?
Yeah, I need to come see you.
Where are you off for that?
What seems to be the situation?
Because I'm getting I'm I'm getting a hostile situ uh you're sounding very hostile right now, sir.
Yeah, well, I'm a hostile individual.
Okay.
You're calling me something about some old old lady.
Call me something about one of you say yo.
Sir, you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna talk to me like you got some sense.
I ain't got to watch nothing.
I'm an old man.
I ain't got to do but die.
I don't even pay taxes.
What you want?
Uh you want to do something, you go ahead and only do it.
But don't be calling my number no more.
Okay.
Well, I want to tell you this, sir.
Yes.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You have been pranked phone call by your girl that's standing right there with you, Doris.
You know what?
I would have kicked both of y'all.
Why you do that, Tom?
What's wrong with you, man?
I don't have time, man.
You messing with where you at, man.
Man, I'm I'm I'm I'm in the studio.
I'm in New York City, man.
Oh, New York.
Well, you get a chance when you go on back and study, you stop through the trick.
Put your picture on TV so I see what you know what you look like next time I see you.
Oh man.
You got
but you must don't know this woman.
You got the wrong one.
You should have had somebody else.
She couldn't get that off her because she's crazy as hell.
Hey, but I got something Miss Daughter.
Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing, Mr.
Anthony.
What is the baddest radio show in the land, man?
Man, you know what it is.
See you.