Senior center underwear accusation

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A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.

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Speaker 1

This is who is this?

Speaker 1

This is attorney David.

Speaker 1

David Who?

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1

All right, this is Anthony.

Speaker 1

Anthony, I was giving you a call.

Speaker 1

You used to work at the uh uh senior center, am I right?

Yes.

Speaker 1

Okay, we got a bit of a problem here.

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Uh are you familiar with Miss

Yes.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 1

Older lady that that that uh a Cartesian lady that's here at the center?

Yes.

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Okay.

Speaker 1

Now we got a problem.

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I know you retired in uh in December, but uh there's cleaning out her room, cleaning up her room.

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There's been some uh uh men's underwear found here, and she's saying that it's yours.

Speaker 2

Well, then you got a f problem because uh I don't know where the lady lives at.

Speaker 1

No, here at the center, sir.

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They're claiming that

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at the center, you find the ladies or men underwear, said it was mad or whoever or whatever, whatever.

Speaker 2

Now I don't waste my time with that.

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If you're gonna call somebody, call somebody, get a straight nap.

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But don't waste my time with you.

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Have a nice day.

Speaker 1

Wait just a minute, sir.

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I don't want to have to I don't want to have to get officials to come down there.

Speaker 2

Hello?

Speaker 1

Yes, sir, Mr.

Speaker 1

Listen, I don't want, I want to I want to try to do this without your wife finding out, but we need I got a few questions I need to ask.

Speaker 2

You tell your wife you puffy you, man.

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Don't mess with me.

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You face wasting my time.

Speaker 1

Come on.

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Call it back, dog.

Speaker 3

Hey, this is Doris.

Speaker 3

Please enjoy the music until I answer your call.

That's right.

Speaker 3

Hello?

Speaker 1

Doris is Tom.

Speaker 1

Or he didn't cuss up.

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But he keeps hanging up.

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So

Speaker 1

I need.

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I need you to help me out.

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I want you to uh call from your phone

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and put us on three way and say, hey, you need to talk to these people.

Okay.

Speaker 3

Hello?

Speaker 1

Hello?

Speaker 3

This is Doris.

Speaker 3

Tony's right here.

Speaker 3

Um, I told him about the situation with so I just want him to clear it up so you can stop calling him, okay?

Speaker 1

Yes, I I uh this is uh attorney David.

Speaker 1

Is he available where I can speak with him?

Speaker 4

Sure.

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Hold on a second.

David.

Hello.

Speaker 1

Hello, Mr.

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Uh Tony, Anthony.

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Could you possibly tell me what's going on?

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Uh why we would find your your underwear and Miss is uh

no underwear.

Speaker 1

I'm I'm sorry, sir.

I say how no underwear.

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Sir, I don't I didn't work here.

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The younger the lady is saying that it's actually your

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man, you got the room.

Speaker 2

This is a bad time to be messing with me.

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And where are you at anyway?

Speaker 1

Sir, I'm down here at my office right now.

Speaker 2

Where are you off is at?

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Do you need to come and see me?

Speaker 2

Yeah, I need to come see you.

Speaker 2

Where are you off for that?

Speaker 1

What seems to be the situation?

Speaker 1

Because I'm getting I'm I'm getting a hostile situ uh you're sounding very hostile right now, sir.

Speaker 2

Yeah, well, I'm a hostile individual.

Speaker 1

Okay.

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You're calling me something about some old old lady.

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Call me something about one of you say yo.

Speaker 1

Sir, you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna talk to me like you got some sense.

Speaker 2

I ain't got to watch nothing.

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I'm an old man.

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I ain't got to do but die.

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I don't even pay taxes.

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What you want?

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Uh you want to do something, you go ahead and only do it.

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But don't be calling my number no more.

Speaker 1

Okay.

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Well, I want to tell you this, sir.

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1

You have been pranked phone call by your girl that's standing right there with you, Doris.

Speaker 2

You know what?

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I would have kicked both of y'all.

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Why you do that, Tom?

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What's wrong with you, man?

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I don't have time, man.

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You messing with where you at, man.

Speaker 1

Man, I'm I'm I'm I'm in the studio.

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I'm in New York City, man.

Speaker 2

Oh, New York.

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Well, you get a chance when you go on back and study, you stop through the trick.

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Put your picture on TV so I see what you know what you look like next time I see you.

Speaker 1

Oh man.

Speaker 2

You got

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but you must don't know this woman.

Speaker 2

You got the wrong one.

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You should have had somebody else.

Speaker 2

She couldn't get that off her because she's crazy as hell.

Speaker 2

Hey, but I got something Miss Daughter.

Speaker 1

Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing, Mr.

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Anthony.

Speaker 1

What is the baddest radio show in the land, man?

Speaker 2

Man, you know what it is.

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See you.